#107381 (1289)
<Tenchi147> if you were in a shower with another guy and he droped the soup
<Tenchi147> would you do anything?
<Oolong^Pokemon> not if it wasn't my boyfriend
<Oolong^Pokemon> hell no
<Tenchi147> I am not thinking while typeing
<Tenchi147> I am going to shut up now
<Katarica> If I was in the shower and another girl dropped the soup
<Katarica> I would wonder why the HELL she was eating soup in the fucking shower
#107382 (1061)
<^NoS^Sikarian> you know
<^NoS^Sikarian> in working with the tech department the past week
<^NoS^Sikarian> know what ive found out?
<^NoS^Sikarian> those windows XP taskbar tray popup bubbles are like a little kid
<^NoS^Sikarian> 'HEY! LOoK AT ME!  LOOOK WHAT IM DOING! =D =D =D LOoK!! YOUR NOT LOOOOKKINNGG!!!! COME ON LOOK!!"
<^NoS^Sikarian> Then you click the X and say "Ok I fucking see you"
<^NoS^Sikarian> 5 seconds... "HEY LOOK AT ME AGAIN! =D"
#107384 (114)
Mayor of your Brain: I weasled out of going to my cousin's graduation ;)
C_Caillavet: you rule
C_Caillavet: But what if you missed out on punch and pie?
Mayor of your Brain: Fuck them, I got meatloaf
#107390 (709)
<Targen> Just saw the Smallvile season finale. (that's what you call those, right?)
<NekoGuy> season finale? the last episode in a season right?
<Targen> Yes.
<NekoGuy> Yes, that's right.
<NekoGuy> You've passed the American Television Culture test #1
<NekoGuy> You win 20 pounds of fat.
#107395 (17)
<McBigMac> WHO STOLE MAH LIGHTER ?!
<MysteryIslands> _o/
<MysteryIslands> gotta take smoke now :D
<McBigMac> Life needs a fukkin Search Function!
<McBigMac> Search: Find Lighter
#107396 (388)
<@Dock> Water freezes faster the higher you are, I believe.
<@phrozen> nice
<@phrozen> next time i'll use the fridge upstairs
#107406 (101)
eggmcpuffin: you have xp?
GE GK: no hp
#107416 (41)
<fiz> porn's a good addiction too
<fiz> not like needy womens
<fiz> rub my feet... not tonight... in the butt again
<fiz> bitch whine moan
#107420 (245)
<HeadlessCow> urr...you've never touched a girl's breasts and known her cup size?
<evilroot> HeadlessCow:  hrm, I rarely remember such things
<evilroot> Hard enough remembering their names
#107421 (248)
<melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR
<melx0rz> i didn't answer
<melx0rz> er.. HE
<melx0rz> He didn't answer
#107425 (476)
<NekoGuy> Hey Guys, long time no see, ever since that fucking war on terror started, I'm currently building several strategic size nuclear weapons, and wanted you're opinion, I've secured weapons grade plutonium, now I can't decide, gun type or implosive war heads? I'm gonna mount them on #1283-8171-200 Deep Strike Cruise Missiles, so weight is an issue
<NekoGuy> um... wrong channel/server
<NekoGuy> sorry
<Xypher> if that was an attempt to be funny it sucked.
<NekoGuy> No, it was seriously the wrong channel/server
<NekoGuy> fucking idiot.
<Robby> implosive war head
<NekoGuy> Really? Thanks.
#107427 (75)
<UGT> http://www.superracer.com
<UGT> dl :)
<Jorkapp> ...the demo is 42 megs
<Jorkapp> thats about 2.5 hours on dialup
<UGT> better start now
<Jorkapp> I would rather spend those 2.5 hours dling pr0... HalfLife Mods.
<UGT> lol
* Jorkapp whistles innocently
#107428 (306)
<gwb> qu:230; [23|30] <trunks> thanks to you and your advice [23|31] <trunks> i have a bandaid on my balls [23|31] <trunks> fucker. [23|31] <trunks> and i clogged my shower drain
<gwb> lmao @ the clogged shower
<Gold> wtf
<Shreds> what the
<Gold> he shaved his nutsack?
* trunks has joined #drifters
<Shreds> hahahaha
<gwb> roflflflf
* Shreds hands trunks a mach3
<trunks> whatever
* trunks has left #drifters
#107433 (384)
<kmad> if your parents named you 'Penis' would you kill yourself
<Bertovo> No
<Bertovo> I would kill my parents
<kmad> good point
<Bertovo> "Penis, quit jumping on the table"
<kmad> "penis, clean up after yourself"
<Bertovo> if only it were that easy
#107434 (221)
procrastination is like masturbation, it feels real good while your doing it, but in the end you realize your just screwing yourself/
#107435 (394)
<richmond> one time i was watching anime in my room, and my dad hit his hand on my door, and yelled, "Are you jackin' off to cartoons in there!?"
<richmond> :(
<BloodFromStone> haha
<BloodFromStone> Busted.
<Dragonfly> lol
<richmond> haha
<richmond> yeah :(
#107442 (908)
<randomguy99> What's a guy (like me) got to do to get +h or higher around here?
<PPN[fp]> send cash
<PPN[fp]> :D
<randomguy99> Can't I just sleep with someone?
<PPN[fp]> all the ops are male
* randomguy99 is now known as randomchick99
<randomchick99> not a problem
#107445 (715)
<bob_hobo_killer> It's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
<meiv4> in a handful of tissues in my trashcan
#107453 (101)
<pk_madness00> my nick list is on my penis
<pk_madness00> :\
<Dagny> !kick pk_madness00 short list eh?
#107473 (560)
<F|Mizan> "Canada.com is reporting that some 20,000 Canadians listed "Jedi" as their religion in the last national census (2001)"
<M|SubAt0Mic> No wonder the US doesn't respect us
#107477 (162)
<@London> and you're 18, a little early to be making a huge deal out of a 5 month relationship
<%KiK`Grieving> Normally I would agree, but even though it's been only 5 months, it seems like so much more.
<+Spazz> He plays quake and idles in a channel on netfrag.  Having a girlfriend is like.. a status.  Puts you above the rest.  When you lose that status, it sucks.  :p
<%KiK`Grieving> Indeed.
#107490 (505)
<Torke> haha, tgp couldn't score with a chick if she came right up to him and asked to suck his dick
<Torke> because
<Torke> that happened
<Torke> and he didn't score
#107493 (919)
<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it
<@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n?
<@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it
<@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something
<@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself
#107496 (235)
<ksennin> Easy E is the only member of NWA who gets any pussy
<TripleRach> doubtful
<TripleRach> easy e is dead
<ksennin> what really
<TripleRach> uh yeah
<ksennin> oh man i lost track of my homies. :|
<TripleRach> he died of aids many years ago
<ksennin> aha
<ksennin> So he did get lots of pussy.
#107515 (404)
<Legal18f> yet they insist on a/s/l!
<smarm> hehe
<Legal18f> Isn't it obvious by my nick that I'm a 21 year old male?