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<Zaphod`> Put on Pants: 1:00PM
<Zaphod`> Talk to strange people on Internet: 12:19 PM - 1:00 AM
<Zaphod`> Sleep: 1:00 AM - 1:00 PM
<Zaphod`> Repeat.
<Zaphod`> Lazy Geek Factor: 110% Above Normal... Diagnosis = Summer
#105555 (140)
<+fury> i envy cary... he's half my age and gets access to all the goodies :/
<@Chen> How old are you?
<+fury> 18
#105571 (117)
[10:30] <nuna> I backed up a load of dot files on floppies, and an airline scanner screwed every one
#105574 (211)
<Ban> Good lord. My sunburn is peeling and there is another layer of sunburn under my sunburn.
<Sigma> just cut your skin off and tan the muscle
#105590 (438)
<[mahn]jooce> I was expecting coke when I drank urine
<[mahn]jooce> and
<[mahn]jooce> it took me like 5 seconds to figure out what it was
<Kitsa> lol
<Kitsa> I'm sure the Coke company would be thrilled to hear it took so long
#105591 (417)
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
#105595 (459)
(MikeHunt) she told me to kiss her where it smells funny, so I took her to New Jersey.
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<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
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<Kyou> lemme guess... i'm 12000 in binary?
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<Rach> is it a man thing? I cant wiggle mine
#105612 (592)
<AssBlade> man wtf
<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.
#105614 (346)
<Vexer> what do I do with a .jar file? :)
<cky> you unscrew the cap
#105621 (383)
<Atomsk> I think my cousin just died trying to breakdance to 50 cent
<Atomsk> brb
#105634 (266)
<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist
#105640 (300)
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?
#105641 (161)
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
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<Revvy> OH NOS
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper?
<EvilMario> ghost?
<Revvy> msg nickserv kill
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess.
<Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password>
<Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok
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<EvilMario> Hahah.
<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> You're the best, sir.
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<Zenholder> :P
<Zenholder> Did it work?
<Dr_Dos> heh
<Dr_Dos> Yes
<Zenholder> Good
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<Zenholder> :D
<EvilMario> Excellent.
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<Dr_Dos> That's not right...
<EvilMario> You fool.
<EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII
#105648 (238)
<aNuBiS-> :/
<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?
<aNuBiS-> un-aligned
<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd
<natascam> did you try booze?
#105649 (113)
<Luigi30> alt.people.ugly.stupid.ops.term
<Luigi30> The busiest newsgroup in the world!
* You have been banned from #gamecube (alt.luigi.banned)
#105651 (222)
<thcip> and i try to finger god, but it tells me there is no such users..but my chaplain told me god is everywhere..certainly he should be on my raq..
<websales_arron> Although it's not mentioned in the Rackshack Terms of Service or Acceptable Use Policy, we will be unable to provide you support in finding God.
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<JonJonB> The url he gave me for gay porn doesn't even work
<JonJonB> ....fuck
<Fentom> YOU TRIED IT OUT?
<JonJonB> ...no?
#105667 (126)
iHeartDonKnotts: I just got a prank call from http://whitepages.com/search/Reverse_Phone?npa=313&phone=3430570
iHeartDonKnotts: Showed up on caller ID
iHeartDonKnotts: And then internet saved the day
iHeartDonKnotts: I'm gonna letterbomb the place
Verl Is BOSS: what did they say
iHeartDonKnotts: I called back and said "Hi, I just got a call from this number... Who the fuck are you and why are you calling Southern California for a prank call?"
Verl Is BOSS: owned?
iHeartDonKnotts: Probably!
#105674 (359)
lost475: ANY HOT CHICKS WANNA GO OUT
Qualjyn: lost475, you will die alone.
Qualjyn: Do not pass go. Do not collect ASL
#105677 (110)
<+NoNameAndrew> yeah right, you were rubbing the one eye'd snake to him like I am
<+NoNameAndrew> her*
#105708 (281)
<timmo> its kind of weird
<timmo> my grandma dropped acid
<timmo> and hijacked a school bus full of penguins
<timmo> so its kind of a family crisis