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<Radamanthys> BTW, necrophilia is the one who has a friendship with the dead, pedophilia is the one who has a friendship with the children, but, how are called those who have a friendship with animals?
<FlareonAtma> rada: "mexicans"
<Radamanthys> atma- ;x
#105388 (61)
Lint: *beep* thank you for visitint ghte #macintosh store, we are currently replenishing our inventory of "you are a lozar get lost" shirts. press 1 to continue in statement, press 2 for an argument, press 3 for abuse.
#105413 (294)
<floop> now... a 22mp camera?  i'm stoked.
<irving> 22? why not just carry the scenery around with you? It'd be cheaper and smaller.
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<Spyduh> wtf happened to dictionary.com
<Spyduh> oh i spelt it wrong
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cory: so how much shit did you pack.
tara: like 2 duffle bags.
cory:  damm thats alot of shit packing.
tara: yeh i inventoried it.
cory:  huh, so thats what they call it these days.
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<kommy> j/oin #horsesex
#105437 (231)
<Comrade_Ez> watching Teletubbies now
<Comrade_Ez> and I must say
<Comrade_Ez> that fucking baby-sun-thing is fucking scary
<Comrade_Ez> man
<Comrade_Ez> I wish I was stoned right now
<Comrade_Ez> this looks like just the perfect program for stoned people
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(cheese) You know why you NEVER have sex first thing in the morning?
(cheese) You ever PEAEEEL open a grilled cheese sandwich?
* cheese pulls his hands apart slowly making squishy noiuses
#105447 (265)
<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations...
<DagdaMor> *ding ding*
<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
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<fyre> i have 8 rack units in my pants ready to scale and meet vertical markets
<fyre> say that to her@!
<fyre> "lets see how you perform under load"
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<fyre> i'd like to meet a CS chick, just once
<fyre> and ask her if she wants a headshot
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<pleb> MY OTHER COMPUTER IS YOUR IIS SERVER
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<tjr> (a) What is the diameter of a ground-state hydrogen atom?
<tjr> (b) Given this diameter as a position uncertainty x , calculate the equivalent
<tjr> one-dimensional linear momentum uncertainty, in units of h .
<tjr> <scooby doo voice> ruh-roh
#105463 (243)
<fyre> better delete that file
<fyre> before you steal all my intellectual property!
<black-hand> haha
<fyre> if my intellectual property was a monopoly square
<fyre> i'd be one of the cheap purple ones
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<fyre> And then lunix said "bleeding edge idiocy, we want some"
#105473 (558)
<pq> i had the funniest complaint from a client this morning
<pq> <client> when i turn on that machine it tells me my hymen is missing
<pq> <me> do u mean HIMEM.SYS?
<pq> <client> Yes, thats the one!
#105474 (147)
<fejed> heh
<fejed> man
<fejed> I was soo about to smack some fuck over the head on the train.
<fejed> there was this guy, he said he was a hacker
<fejed> and like
<fejed> quoting him
<fejed> "dude, to get into a computer, you can guess a password, which is like a 5 in 1000000 chance, but what I do is guess the backdoor"
<fejed> he said alot more shit but got off before I could get to him
<fejed> and on the bus
<fejed> there was this retard
<fejed> saying he was a hacker
<fejed> and a nun goes to him "do you use email?"
<fejed> he says "errr, ddd yy yes.. out l ll llook express"
<fejed> then "hey, i have a jj j jjoke"
<fejed> "what does 'www' mean?"
<fejed> "ww w world wide wait!"
<fejed> I'm like "shut the fuck up you stupid fuck" and he started crying.
<fejed> the bus driver pulled the bus over
<fejed> got up and asked me to get off
<fejed> I was all hyped up from the fucks on the train.
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<synik> I just discovered how bad it is to mistake a can of black spray paint for deodorant
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<gweebz0r> i went to the gf's work last week, they had no antivirus
<gweebz0r> 279 viruses
<gweebz0r> the best part was
<gweebz0r> they showed me their backup strategy
<gweebz0r> they use custom software
<gweebz0r> and the backed up the application by dragging the desktop icon ( a shortcut) to their cdrw
<gweebz0r> they had 2 years worth of shortcuts
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<tgopiate> you're such an integral part of the channel you just took over, you know. =]
<massa> i'd probably be insulted
<massa> but i dont know what integral means
#105503 (291)
<hero> ah, this good old channel , where 'gay' is an adjective for shitty, and 'jew' is a verb.
#105504 (197)
<`Iago> how much is a million yen in canadian?
<teklord^> like one dollar
<`Iago> yeah... cause i figured that the japanese version of who wants to be a millioniare must really suck
#105513 (114)
<sleepypandabear> homosexual people are so gay
#105531 (416)
<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in UK, we could triangulate his position
<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?
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<dts|Shadow> theres porn on irc?