#105295 (115)
<DigitalChaos> ifi eightball shows up, tell him i'm lookin for him :p
* Quits: DigitalChaos
<acid88> do i look like aol instant messenger to you?
#105296 (57)
<evilpie> what the fuck is wtf
<cardcheat> World Trade Federation
<SteamedHams> world trade fire
<cardcheat> Women That Fuck
<SteamedHams> Wow That's Funny
<cardcheat> Well, Try Farting
<SteamedHams> What The Nigger
<cardcheat> as a respected leader in the african-american community, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from using that word
<SteamedHams> hey it'll get me on bash
#105310 (180)
<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and mReD's gay
<Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds! Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?
#105318 (730)
<dj`rayray[eN]> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
#105320 (292)
[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore...
[Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!
#105324 (208)
<Chaz> What kind of backwards society do you live in?
<Renzian> It's called Canada.
#105325 (214)
Camman2003: like real life duck hunt
LpInKyD: yeah where you can shoot the annoying dog
Camman2003: yeah\
Camman2003: but dont you lose points for that?
LpInKyD: not in real life
#105331 (79)
(Oolong): i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot
#105332 (381)
(Lestat): I wish you didn't agree with me.
(Lestat): It makes me think I might be wrong.
#105334 (245)
<RanmaGuy> you know what would be a great logo for rice pudding
<RanmaGuy> a tall black man with an asian hat working the rice fields
<RanmaGuy> as a whiteman rides a horse carrying a whip
<xv0wind0vx> that's so utterly racist even the KKK would be offended.
#105336 (176)
<SypaNick> You get fischer price sql with MS
<SypaNick> My first SQL server.
#105337 (429)
<MpTaNk> today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
#105339 (14)
[nosebleed] the only good thing about t.a.t.u. are that theyre lesbians
#105340 (60)
[Bords] im sick of ppl making fun of "uranus"
[Kirby] yeah me to.
[Kirby] Hey! Let's rename it!
[nosebleed] let's call it urrektum
#105344 (420)
PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony...
RFizzyWig: what
PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not free, on regular Kazaa
RFizzyWig: hahaha
#105350 (335)
<dora> I got one of those new penus razors
<rigel> ...
<dora> shit, I meant venus
<dora> BAD typo
<KAb0rN78> p and v are not even next to each other..
<rigel> now we all know what she's thinking about
<dora> :P
#105351 (260)
<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are gayer than a bag full of butterflies
#105353 (2017)
<TheVirus> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped
by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video
tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating
the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to
her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the
camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits
the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
<alexandr-> you didn't keep eating the brownies did you?
<TheVirus> sure did
<TheVirus> i was hungry
#105354 (152)
<Tian> Insulting Ohio is like making fun of the retarded kid at school
#105356 (530)
Ericjericj: bunny is a funny word
Ericjericj: funny bunny
Ericjericj: bunnybunnybunny
Ericjericj: funnyfunnyfunnybunnybunnybunny
Ericjericj: bunnyfunnybunnyfunnybunnyfunny
PeyoteGuacomole: You got into my meth again, didn't you?
#105358 (254)
belgarion|ESC: what u mean what am i on
belgarion|ESC: im on poverty, its like life but with less money
#105364 (265)
<bonch> Any recommended strategies for egging a house?
<nastsmom> yes
<nastsmom> first buy some eggs
#105366 (372)
<@Hele-WritingQs> DO I HAVE A HARD NINTENDO QUESTION
<kiwiman> Is the answer Sega
<@Hele-WritingQs> ...
* @Hele-WritingQs crumples up his sheet of questions
#105368 (166)
<imagine> oh god
<imagine> im a loser
<imagine> someone was messaging me on aim
<imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off
<imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing
<imagine> and i corrected it
<imagine> even though they had signed off
<imagine> :(
#105373 (302)
<`dsx-efnex> yeah counterfeiting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french