#105225 (259)
* EddieCoon mashes his hands against the keyboard idly.
<EddieCoon> Wow! What're the chances that that would come out from mashing my hands against the keyboard!
#105228 (181)
(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT
(+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!
(+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the doctor prescribed
#105231 (-4)
<Tomasu> !calc 2**64
<Mossie> calc, result '1.84467440737096e+19'
<Tomasu> !calc 2**128
<Mossie> calc, result '3.40282366920938e+38'
<entheh> !calc meow
<Mossie> calc, error 'Bareword "meow" not allowed while "strict subs" in use at (eval 15) line 1, <GEN0> line 66.
#105233 (171)
* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping Timeout)
<Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/
<Elleomea> "honey-damsel"
<Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for prostitute or something
#105238 (281)
<feral> woo hoo..... i knew watchin MacGyver all these nights would pay off <feral> i just rewired the end of my cat5 cable with a pocket knife and a safety pin
#105240 (316)
<@bort13> I don't have my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
#105242 (170)
<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung transplant ?
<toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm
#105244 (401)
<ShamansMystery> odd, i'm ignoreing msn and mygf is online and not bitching at me for ignoring her
<CyberDoc> Mayb shes cybering with someone else Shaman hehe.
* bacon03 slowly closes msn
#105245 (403)
<Halibut> Oh dear
<Halibut> I just tried to swat a fly with my cursor
#105247 (200)
<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts an IP address will be ball-hung
#105248 (173)
* SniperDave thinks the middle of a public swimming pool during open hours is an impractical place for lesbian rape
<Kazimierz> yeah, at least have the decency to make it an open air swimming pool
<Kazimierz> they just have no idea of realism in anime
#105249 (431)
<gore> man
<gore> i wouldnt be caught dead with a necropheliac
#105252 (499)
<Shun2> woot
<Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package
<slm> wow, welcome to two years ago
<The359> lol
<slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next?
<Shun2> dude
<Shun2> he's tough
#105254 (414)
[17:36] <Darric> lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P
[18:43] <Darric> You guys are doing this on purpose...
#105257 (60)
<Nanobot> My school has a zero-tolerence policy for racism
<Nanobot> No niggers allowed
#105259 (204)
<Zenholder> JavaScript kicks ass
<Nanobot> JavaScript sucks ass
<Nanobot> You were off by two letters
#105260 (134)
<Hydra> Gary Coleman's the shit...
<int> ...
<rizen> yeah, he's about the size and coloration of a turd
#105266 (44)
<Jamon> The last time I stuck my dick into a stuffed animal, stuffing got stuck in the hole..that just plain sucked.
#105267 (910)
<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died
<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....
<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him
<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on
<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"
<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
#105270 (373)
<conlusio> besides, I'll do something stupid soon myself I'm sure
<Irlut> conlusio: true, true :)
<conlusio> oh fuck
<conlusio> I just did it
<conlusio> I cut up the brand new fucking credit cards instead of the old ones
<conlusio> talk about instant fucking karma
#105279 (203)
< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy and rightly hated
< chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a browser and is controlled by JavaScript
<@phessler> hahaha
* chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his family
< chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding
< chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work
< chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...
#105283 (322)
<NicNac`> well, i heard that looks could kill
* NicNac` looks at sexmen
*** Quits: sexmen (Ping timeout)
<NicNac`> !!
<Amaltea> WOAH!!!
[11:50] <Amaltea> a killer look!
#105284 (280)
<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose
<GooseThe> k
<juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve
<GooseThe> 500
<juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties
<CpuMan2001> uh
<CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes
#105288 (172)
* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> How can a script be gay?
<Luigi30> Scripts are asexual
<Luigi30> :P
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> That's better.
#105289 (254)
<involution> yeah, my code is so fucking clean, and looks wicked good
<involution> but usually never works
<archimedes> same here