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#104952 (545)

XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing
XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name
XtBA: oh yea... airport
Jiggy: ....wow
XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station

#105097 (198)

<sKILLET> wut up m?
<m> uhm
<m> J, K and L

#105108 (-983)

#105156 (192)

<sui`> the good news is, you're almost through the sickness
<sui`> the bad news is, it's sars and you're going to die.

#105159 (238)

<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".

#105162 (145)

<gash> It's hard to find a potenial employer that will accept resume's via dcc :)

#105164 (293)

<Svenson> lol.. yahoo says "Someone else has already chosen svensonwhocannotfigureoutaloginname"

#105166 (37)

<@cs`on`xbox> it's fucking hott
<@cs`on`xbox> no more spikes
<@cs`on`xbox> no more lag
<@cs`on`xbox> no more fps problems
<@cs`on`xbox> just CS
<+oi> i'll steal your tv

#105168 (186)

<tuffy> Its hard to prove one isn't a professional litigious bastard while suing someone else for being called that

#105170 (321)

<Eckostyle> any girls want sex? send me a message privately
<Eckostyle> fuck, my mom saw me type that

#105176 (123)

<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now? Me."

#105177 (134)

<phreakinb> 1876: At the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia, America's first 100-year birthday bash, fair goers visit the Turkish Hashish Exposition and toke up in order to enhance their fair experience.
<`WarpKat> it's nice to know that my parents weren't the only stoners from the past

#105178 (454)

<Boycy> ooh, find me an ip :)
<Boycy> have a 3line batch file to send the same net send msg until you push Ctrl+C :D
<Hub-Security> boycy has ip: 137.222.226.67
<Kameleon> 137.222.226.67
<Boycy> excuse me for a few seconds...
<Boycy> FUCKER
<Kameleon> lmao
<Boycy> I know how to find *my* ip you bastard
<Boycy> 600 shitty net send boxes oh god I hate you

#105180 (426)

<Eckostyle> If Mexico had a major eathquake, Britain would send 100,000 replacement troopes to control the riots, Brasil would send 100,00 pounds of replacement food, and teh USA would send 100,000 repalcement Mexicans

#105190 (126)

* phoen][x hears 'Sounds of /dev/urandom' (dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/dsp)

#105195 (151)

<D> the #amish dont believe in pr0n
<D> :P
<D> well, they do
<D> but it's all ankle-flashing to them

#105196 (197)

<gbWrk> * U.N. nuke agency urges Iran to be 'fully transparent'
<gbWrk> turn Iran into glass!

#105197 (395)

<CaSe-> mines this big [-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------]
<Commando^> Your dick has wordwrap?

#105199 (712)

[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

#105201 (185)

<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?1730
<Wasted-> http://bash.org/?3630
<BadDoggie> http://bash.org/?22799
<BadDoggie> Wasted: quit typing the top 100
<Mitzii> why, your monitor running out of ink or something???

#105202 (197)

<JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags
<JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry
<KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags?
* KID_B steps back
<KID_B> word up man.. do your thing..
<JOCK> nawww man
<JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff
<KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.

#105208 (18)

<BobTheMilkman> eating eggs is liking giving a bird an abortion followed by eating the aborted fetus

#105209 (373)

<omega> it was funny
<omega> we had this argument ('ve been getting into a lot of these latley, about the us)
<omega> and as soon as i brought in the facts
<omega> like
<omega> that the patriot missile system is the same as it was in desert storm, minus a few tweaks like radar upgrades
<omega> and how the US put saddam in power in the first place
<omega> gave him weapons
<omega> and shit
<omega> and how the US put whats his face in power in panama, and then had to later go in and get him
<omega> and the whole arming and training bin laden
<omega> he decided the only way he could counter it
<omega> was by saying that since the USD is worth 30 cents more than canada's therefore canada sucks, and the US is smart
<omega> and then he stopped talking

#105213 (216)

<Airlea> it used to horrify me every time we went past a field of sheep.. he'd make all these noises. That's why he's an ex.

#105216 (76)

<sent> 84 counts of rape ;/
<cougSanF> yeah
<cougSanF> all while the girls were drugged
<cougSanF> and he filmed it
<cranky-> 84 counts of rape?
<shaan> hm
<shaan> are the vids on kazaa?