#105725 (322)
<Model_Atheist> I want a fucking girlfriend.
<CuriousGrugg> None of those non-fucking girlfriends, huh?
#105735 (112)
<mironixima> hello
<mironixima> any redhat 9 users in here?
<SKaReCRoW> let's hope not
#105736 (177)
<Naomi_in_Malice> ;_;
<Naomi_in_Malice> i dont like tentacle rape
<AndrewLB> Great, we have a 15yr old girl in a channel devoted to cartoon porn.
<BloodyParrot> but what about nice tentacles?
<Naomi_in_Malice> hmm..
<Naomi_in_Malice> where can i order one?
#105744 (172)
<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the world
<CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand!"
#105747 (282)
<Mr_p> so hows ur man love?
<Mr_Bandit> its a pain in the arse
#105761 (229)
<MrSaturn> google dosent seem to be working.  when i press the "i'm feeling lucky" button i'm left unsatisfied
#105770 (393)
<imagine> Oh god.
<imagine> I just tried to mute my fan with the tv remote.
#105772 (308)
* Wes *rimjob*
(Wes): er
* Wes *rimshot*
#105773 (608)
<Kennef> what was quetzequatl the patron god of?
<tarvuz> umm
<Wintermute> consonants?
#105778 (121)
<DrgdHmstr> man if I wanted communist propeganda I'd read slashdot
* DrgdHmstr was kicked by supz (communist)
#105784 (193)
<dkkev> If a girl cant dance
<dkkev> she sure cant fuck either
<psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff
#105794 (266)
<Tylendel> I have kitty pictures.
<Seeth_There> I have genital crabs.
<Seeth_There> Advantage: Seeth.
#105819 (138)
<aeth> i don't remember any skullfucking in bladerunner
#105826 (249)
<mercury> CANADA: WE PUT THE "U" IN SATIRE
#105831 (1143)
<F4T4L_3RR0R> I swear... I don't need to see commercials for tampons while cartoons are on
<F4T4L_3RR0R> "IT'S SO SMALL I DON'T NEED THE APPLICATOR! IT FITS TO MY CONTOURS!!" "YES!! MY LABIA JUST GRABS IT LIKE A BIONIC CLAW AND TRACTOR BEAMS IT IN!!"
#105832 (969)
<Ubik> speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tomorrow
#105834 (316)
<Prozax> 9 cats? you must be really ugly
#105839 (632)
<Avien> by the time they come up with all this shit... we'll be in a SPACE COLON
<Avien> Y
#105841 (1368)
<Spekkosaurus> C: drive looks happier than D: drive
#105842 (137)
<@tumult> m what is this piano girls obsession
<@piano_girl_man> tumult cute girls who play the piano
<@tumult> piano_girl_man and what reference are you basing this on
<@Hiryu> elton john
#105843 (479)
<@three> hi! welcome to the dept. of redundancy dept. and hello
#105844 (321)
<HomesickAlien> 17" iMac - that's like having a nine inch penis but being impotent
#105847 (1176)
<three> why the FUCK do we say TUNA FISH
<three> we don't say CHICKEN BIRD
#105849 (83)
<vrit> today my coworker ordered takeout from the chinese place
<vrit> and naturally it was "mongoloid beef"
#105855 (494)
<Foobar> this guy is like weapons-grade stupid