#102104 (291)
<|CM|>Mongoose> i'm looking for a girl that enjoys having a bad time
<Paralysis> search for the keyword "gothic"
#102113 (312)
<Has_Bean> And very soon, they shall have an aisle in the toy store devoted to it
<Has_Bean> Aisle 6...the sims expansion pack aisle
#102125 (219)
<bodhidharma> i don't ask who people are when they are removing my pants <bodhidharma> that is a smile and nod situation
#102126 (215)
<Dead_Meat|Linux> is there an alternative to sun java jre now?
<ChrisDKK> sun tea?
<Dead_Meat|Linux> um...
<Dead_Meat|Linux> what's the difference?
<ChrisDKK> one is made with tea leaves the other is made with coffee beans
#102158 (815)
<Robzy> Lol, my dad just asked me "Would you rather take out an ugly girl, or a girl with a nice personality" and i replied "they are the same thing arent they?" and he goes "WOO! You are *MY* son" hehehehe
#102159 (185)
Gud> woah.. eating while tranquilised in your mouth isn't exactly an easy task. :D
dhn> dentist?
Gud> yeah
*** dhn hands Gud a straw
Gud> dhn: straw?
dhn> Come on, you know how to suck ;)
#102160 (305)
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
#102169 (184)
<nrky> yeh, having a girlfriend tends to fuck up your ability to be on the internet, shit they waste alot of time
<Twisted> I want a girl - but on the other hand, she has to have the ability to go into the other room and communicate via IM
#102178 (187)
<Ban|Karma|> whats the differents between FreeBSD and Redhat?
<Mr_Tux> Ban|Karma|: One's free, the other's crap.  You decide.
<StiNKy> redhat isn't free?
#102180 (310)
<Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can
#102182 (285)
<@DrPoole> i wish i had a friendly panda
<@DrPoole> he'd be my buddy. watch tv and stuff.
<@DrPoole> drink beer.
<@niklas> get high
<@DrPoole> yeah. he'd get fucked right up and he'd beat on me from time to time.
<@DrPoole> that, would, RULE
#102187 (256)
<H3g3m0n> Wow according to the starwars website Star Wars Episode III is going to be called "In production"
#102188 (541)
< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag
< CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel
< CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg
#102207 (1848)
<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis
<kmad> this mom with her son, like 11 years old, were watching us play
<kmad> a ball was hit over to them, so I ran over to pick it up
<kmad> the kid asks me, "How did you get so good at tennis??"
<kmad> I think for a second, try to hold back a grin
<kmad> "Drugs."
<kmad> The mom gave me a big old FUCK YOU and stormed off with her kid
#102219 (614)
<jamz> So I sent out an email saying that due to a death in the family I was going to be out for the next two days.
<jamz> one person emailed me back: Please accept my sincere apologies.
<jamz> I emailed her back: What, did you kill her?
#102224 (392)
<Breianna> The U.K. is adding a new stripe to its flag
<Breianna> Black, to reflect its "multiculturalism"
<whitcomb> i noticed all the blue people when i went there
#102265 (697)
[Sh0t]: i want to win the homo dominatrix torture chamber contest
[Sh0t]: homo=home
[Sh0t]: FREUD GOT ME AGAIN
#102274 (378)
<adorecm> i just had to type out my proposal for english class.
<whitcomb>  "Dear Gay English teacher:  I will marry you for an A.  Sincerely, Eric Metz."
<adorecm> not a proposal like that
#102335 (373)
<Panzer> hmm. 3% out of about 2000 Battlefield gamers are female
<Sargasm> That's...what, 60?
<Panzer> dont know if thats exact
<Wilbur> it is
<dsbnh> and this matters because....?
<dsbnh> now more gamers can get dates?
<Wilbur> trivia is vital
<Panzer> dee
<Sargasm> 3% of them can, now
<dsbnh> "omg kekekek i am a girl don't shoot k cutie ^___^"
<Sargasm> "omg are u really a gurl?"
<Sargasm> "pics plz"
<dsbnh> "OMG yes"
<Panzer> heh
<dsbnh> "later after i win"
<Panzer> forget it
<dsbnh> "let me win k?"
<Sargasm> "anything for u hunny
<Sargasm> "
<dsbnh> "^__^"
<Panzer> ack von stupidhead
*** Signoff: Garnet (Exit: Austnet Chat Network)
<dsbnh> "what button do i press to shoot, becauseobviouslyicanconvinceiamagirlbyactingclueless"
<Sargasm> "u can push my buttons any day"
<dsbnh> "omg kkeekke ur funny"
<dsbnh> "dude i have him we are  so win to win"
<dsbnh> "oh crap, i typed that in wrong"
<dsbnh> "kekeke hi... helllo"
<Sargasm> Sadly, this is far more accurate than it should be
<dsbnh> LOL
#102337 (287)
TXTerron: i have of those
strtoken: me too
TXTerron: the first girl i ever got intimate says it was normal length but very large gerth
TXTerron: that should have been my first clue she was a fucking slut
#102339 (279)
<%revmoo> http://revmoo.home.insightbb.com/irox.jpg
<%revmoo> (yes that is a real screenshot)
<%revmoo> (no I do not have a life)
#102351 (1039)
<Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
<Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
* Gnell|CHAMPION is away
#102352 (414)
<ThePerfectCore> I hate "fake-geek" chicks.
<blacksun> Oh yeah?
<ThePerfectCore> "omg i lik compooters"
<ThePerfectCore> "Yeah?"
<ThePerfectCore> "yeah my dady bought me a dell 2day it has 2ghz of ram!!! loool!!!!"
<blacksun> hahaha
<ThePerfectCore> *thud thud thud*
<ThePerfectCore> That would be my head fucking the wall
<ThePerfectCore> My wall gets more action than I do
#102354 (1234)
<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
<Faight> =/
<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give.
#102453 (151)
<sh`> hmmm i wonder if i can burn at 52x now
<sh`> time to add to my pile of hardware sitting in/on the case
<sh`> brb
* sh` has quit IRC
<xyonz> he needs a girlfriend or something