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(498)-!- DuDeR has joined #friends <DuDeR> i love this channel <DuDeR> people are so friendly here <DuDeR> unlike that one channel where the people shout vulgar insults at me usually involving testicles and people with white hair <T-Z-O> get the fuck outta here you gay ass albino nut sucking bitch #100794
(300)<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal <nih> someone might take me clubbing. #100796
(496)* Evil-PR-Director changes topic to 'IRC - Where the men are men, the women are men, and anyone under 18 has a .gov ident.' #100798
(1442)(mike): HEH, THIs Is AMuSINg (mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc (mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt #100807
(238)(blackanese): when does a guy lose his virginity? (blackanese): when he ejaculates or when he fucks? (dufflebag): lol black just thought he lost his verginity cos he jerked off #100820
(783)tp: Ewwwwwwww! I was jerking off, and my cat kinda jumped on my stomach before................yeah....... now I gotta give the cat a bath or my parents will think i'm a perv..... :( Psycho_James: Dude, you jerked off on your cat, YOU ARE a perv... #100837
(152)<cold_russian> i think... i just... blew up... the heater. #100850
(163)<RattleHead> kinda like the fact that the drink hampers your judgement in female partnership for the night :P <RattleHead> Drunk Person: "Boooy, loook ad dat GOJUS womun ova deer!" <RattleHead> Sober Person: "Are you talking about that fat nasty cow over by the door? <WumpSmwher> 8-p <WumpSmwher> is that how you got your g/f ? *ducks* <RattleHead> heh <RattleHead> yes..... *ashamed* #100896
(343)marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like... deathcubek> Let me put it this way. She was like an RPG. marty> I dont get it. deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters. #100904
(486)<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced" #100933
(832)<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja. <exii> Dude, you're not a ninja. <DJTodd> A fucking Ninja? <LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there. <Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem. #100937
(549)<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you" #100942
(273)<DrUDgE> black|one: what is your mom on top of me nude? <DrUDgE> black|one: a good time! <black|one> not for you.. <black|one> my mom is 60. #100961
(961)<Bismarck>Ok. <Bismarck>Over 50.000 people at the stadium watching the game. <Bismarck>22 Players on the field <Bismarck>2 referees, <Bismarck>and the coaches sitting on the side of the field. <Bismarck>So WHY did the FUCKING BIRD have to shit on MY HEAD!? #100967
(453)<chesed> I couldn't find the food you like <chesed> I couldn't find a card <chesed> So I hope these flowers say it best: <chesed> Dear Lord you make me hard #101030
(410)<chron> YO BITCH YOU WANNA GET FUCKIN RAPED? AIGHT IMMA BUST IT OUT LIGH DIZ <boom boom boom> WELL IMMA TCP TO YO FTP THEN PUMP U FULLA PENIS.C CUZ IMMA HACKAH BITCH I DONT FEEL NO PAIN, I PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE AND EMULATE MAIM, U SUCK MY COX WHILE I ROOT YOUR BOX WHILE MY DRONES PACKET INTO YOUR GAY WINSOCKS, IMMA HACKAH IN THE NIGHT WHEN THE TIME IS NOCTURNAL SO KISS MY DRONES AND SAY PEACE TO KERNEL. WHAT WHAT WHAT WEBSIIIIIIITE #101064
(210)<Fickle> I dunno if this fried waffle thing is a good idea, kelsey <kelseyB> it might be commercially available <Fickle> right. It's already been bought by McD's <Fickle> called the McFucking Coronary #101120
(431)<@doggie^> argh ffs <@doggie^> just downloaded a 12mb program <@doggie^> now im downloading a 22mb update #101135
(969)<_cliCk_> any boddy here??? <shaan> no <_cliCk_> are u sure? <shaan> yes <shaan> quite <_cliCk_> i will not!!!! <shaan> will not what <_cliCk_> be quite #101136
(242)<Dareon> Damn it. Why is it, whenever I go down to bring up another window and slip, I always wind up launching Worms? <Iago> It's a sign. <Dareon> ...If the universe wanted me to go play with squishy pink things, they should send me porn popups. #101150
(244)<superghos> sometimes my dick gets so hot it feels like it's going to burn a hole through my mouth #101177
(106)<classNTBk> lifetime kicks ass <classNTBk> its got designing women <classNTBk> its slogan may be "television for women", but its attitude is "kickass enough for studs" #101186
(170)<MagnaUnum> just got off the phone with a redhead <MagnaUnum> she's cool <MagnaUnum> she likes helping retarded kids though <MagnaUnum> I dunno if I can justify that with my conscience #101194
(2872)<DigitlDud> So you guys really don't care if I'm gay? <gopus> I personally could care less. <DigitlDud> I'm really afraid of telling my parents. <gopus> Then don't. <wafn> DigitlDud, the way I see it, all of us have things about us we are ashamed of. <gopus> That's right... <Skarab> yeah, DigitlDud, I gave my cousin tongue before, and I think that's far more embarrassing. <gopus> ... <logiclrd-> And I look hella ugly. You've seen my pics. <Hello1> DigitlDud: and you basically know that I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it. <frankyd> and I smell like shit. <gopus> ... <gopus> and I think AOL rocks. <frankyd> gopus: ... <Hello1> ... * logiclrd looks at gopus * gopus was kicked by logiclrd (Bye) <logiclrd-> there are some things I won't tolerate. #101268
(712)<Abstruse> I personally like graveyard shifts better...I'm a night owl by nature... <Abstruse> Besides, the morning shift there is 6 AM to 2 PM...those are the hours I'm usually sleeping. <phoxleep> 6 AM <phoxleep> wtf is 6 AM * phoxleep has never seen 6 AM <Abstruse> phox: 6 AM = bedtime. You know, when that big lamp outside the window starts to turn on? You DO know about the Big Room outside the house, right? <Abstruse> phox: You know, the Big Room you go to when you have to go buy more food and stuff? <phoxleep> the big room is sorta cool <phoxleep> but doom 3 has better shaders damnit <Abstruse> I hate the big room when the lamp's on... <jastity> Abstruse: I have my groceries delivered to my Big Room, I order them online. <Abstruse> They need to fix the air conditioner out there. <Abstruse> jastity: I meant McDonalds. <Abstruse> Or Taco Bell or Jack in the Box or whatever. <phoxleep> Abstruse: why hasn't greenpeace given them shit about leaving it on? <phoxleep> it's a waste of power damnit <Abstruse> phox: Something about it using solar energy I think.