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(223)[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us" #100481
(714)<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17 <ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker <@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life <@impuritor> that's like saying <@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas" #100483
(11)<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot <[Piratez]> lets make this national * [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf. #100486
(438)<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD #100487
(246)<Lyndrek> I don't like Pulp Fiction <Nalani> Why would you dislike Pulp? <DarkLich> Maybe it confused him. <DarkLich> Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two scenes ago!" #100489
(647)<@John> why does there have to be sunlight <@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed #100494
(307)<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH #100498
(286)<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed? <TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d <Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room #100523
(56)<Vangalisk> Gawd, if that american idle twat got any heavier rotation her makeup is going to fly off her face in large cakes #100524
(220)<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is "What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary Institution?" <boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put something like "i'm doing computer science, I HAVE NO FRIENDS #100527
(565)<Snipe> you forget though, I have wayyy too much time on my hands <Snipe> wait, no i dont <Snipe> fuck that project is due tomorrow <Snipe> brb #100541
(396)* woodss has Favourites * fungi has Bookmarks * morner has a secretary :P morner: well, more of an assistant really morner: ... morner: ok, it's a pda #100559
(103)<Necroth|HAPPY> <|707th|Selerox> not even god understands women <-- not even womans understand womans ;) <|MoK|Fluid> Thank god, else we wouldn't have catfights. #100570
(1252)* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation <gothik> shit happens <Adam^> not for him. #100595
(50)<RANMA316> Japanese snacks rock <PooIsYummy> No they don't, japanese snacks suck. <PooIsYummy> They aren't treats, if you gave them to small children in north america they'd start to cry #100719
(360)neiras: "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians!" ennoia: Fuck ennoia: I need cable #100732
(168)* Maho pats the trash can... "was it good for you?" #100737
(1724)Trauma Kittten: OMG MY CAT JUST JIZZED ON ME Trauma Kittten: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lordviram: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lordviram: wtf didi you do to it? lordviram: i didnt know you were into all that lordviram: lol lordviram: wow Trauma Kittten: well he's a longhair cat Trauma Kittten: and sometimes his pants get matted Trauma Kittten: so i was holding him on my lap Trauma Kittten: and he was purring with his eyes closed and i'm like trying to untangle them Trauma Kittten: then i realized one of the bunches wasn't a tangle, it was his nuts Trauma Kittten: they both kinda feel the same Trauma Kittten: then my hand gets a glob of clear stuff on it lordviram: wow Trauma Kittten: i'm gonna kill myself lordviram: that's just lordviram: hahahahaha Trauma Kittten: i just jerked my cat off lordviram: i'd say something but nothing can really add to the effect of admitting you just jerked off your cat Trauma Kittten: heh.... Trauma Kittten: i'm surprised that one didn't make it to your profile heh lordviram: that's cuz i'm gonna post that to bash.org lordviram: LOL Trauma Kittten: ! lordviram: ....wow Trauma Kittten: OH NO Trauma Kittten: the cat is back Trauma Kittten: heh lordviram: maybe it wants to return the favor lordviram: heh Trauma Kittten: well there was one site i saw where it recommended putting whipped cream on your clit and letting em lick it off Trauma Kittten: but i wouldn' go that far, i don't think lordviram: you dont think? lordviram: o.0 lordviram: well. you did just jack off your cat. Trauma Kittten: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Trauma Kittten: i was just trying to make him have nice pants lordviram: you are one freaky chick #100740
(561)<Wippersnapper> Guess what fools, I am going skydiving <schnorks> Why does that make us fools? <Wippersnapper> Because I am jumping out of a plane... oh wait #100757
(140)<King-of-darknesses> my kernel is panic'ing , i need to reassure him some #100758
(308)e l i t e m r p: no work on monday, woo waaaaa r ever end in e: WHY not e l i t e m r p: holiday e l i t e m r p: the day we remember all the people who died to give me a day off from work #100767
(266)<Tiffany> mapso did you know that my brother is having a baby? <Mapso> Is it yours? #100770
(1106)<Masao[RY]> DS: I really enjoy translating :-) <Ninja-San> translate this: <^>(-_-)<^> <DS> well <DS> let's tranlate it from japanese to english <DS> <^>('_')<^> #100781
(102)<Alter_Legiones> don't ya just hate it, when you try to find a rom. then you click on a link that you think takes you to a rom site, but is loaded with porn ads, and when the thing opens, the first thing you hear is "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR LONG COCK!* while your mom is in the room >_< #100792
(400)<Destruya> HEY WOW I'M SO GOOD AT BF1942 BECAUSE I HANG OUTSIDE SPAWN POINTS <Destruya> ESPECIALLY THE PERMANENT ONES <fatehaze> lol <Destruya> AND I FUCKING KILL EVERYONE BEFORE THEY CAN SHOOT ME BACK <Destruya> AND PEOPLE LIKE THIS "DESTROYA" GUY YELL AT ME PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M SO FUCKING AWESOMELY 1337 <Destruya> AND HE'S JEALOUS OF MY MAD SKIZZILS, YO <Destruya> OMGOMGOMG <Destruya> I SHOULD WRITE A TIPBOOK ON BF1942 <Destruya> "BF1942: HOW TO BE FUCKING COOL LIKE ME IN JUST ONE VERY SIMPLE STEP" <Destruya> </sarcasm> <Destruya> I just got out of a really goddamned frustrating BF1942 game full of career cocksmoking permanent base campers. Could you tell?