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#99000 (-37)

jac: "thats why asian guys can always go clubbing underage, they just borrow their dad's licence"
flash: bahahahah that would so work
nexx: er
jac: lol
nexx: asian people cant drive to get thier lisence anyway

#99022 (894)

<Nerdpants> does any of the orginal characters die - Neil for example
<Pat> its "neo"
<Nerdpants> thats his internet name, his real name is Neil
<Nerdpants> didn't u seen the original!
<Pat> no its "Thomas A. Anderson"
<Nerdpants> really, whoops, does he die??
<Pat> yes
<Pat> neos not gonner star in revolutions, he's dead
<Pat> the oracle is really a guy
<Nerdpants> thats pretty crap - hes the main character
<Pat> Yeah.. Agent Smith turns out to be a good guy. He's actually the one.
<Nerdpants> yeah i know that... i figured it out

#99030 (820)

<@DataTek> hah
<@DataTek> antibiotics are the king
<@DataTek> u drink two beers and you're so drunk u almost pass out
<@DataTek> its like a Quad-damage powerup

#99032 (237)

#99035 (212)

<nutrasweetie> lol my brother is such a little creep
<nutrasweetie> hes on the phone w/his friend
<nutrasweetie> and he goes to me "can i go online"
<nutrasweetie> me: "no, you're on the phone"
<nutrasweetie> "well, my friend wants to tell me something, and i called him and the lines busy"
<nutrasweetie> me: "NO"
<nutrasweetie> john goes back to the phone "damn, she wont let me on to talk to you"

#99036 (121)

* kate coughs on Telepath
* kate sodes mode +SARS Telepath
<kate> SUFFFER

#99043 (1167)

<hydro`> i had this weird dream
<hydro`> someome broke into the house
<hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left

#99044 (156)

<revolver> "whatevah, whatevah, it's mah hot body and ah'll do what ah want."
<DirtyPunk> revolver: Until you're in prison with a man bigger than you.
<DirtyPunk> ;)
<revolver> d'oh

#99047 (357)

<Yuri> heh damn man
<Yuri> 93.1mb
<Yuri> this is the mightiest log i've ever posessed
<xerDM> heheh
<Yuri> this is a sociology report waiting to happen
<Yuri> heh
<xerDM> hehe
<Yuri> and excellent fodder for legal lawsuits from assorted companies wanting to protect their intellectual property...
* Yuri find/replace warez|iso|bin|nrg|ccd/fluffy bunnies
<Dorn> aha
<xerDM> haha
<Yuri> "wow these guys LOVE bunnies!"
<Yuri> "yeah they share em too!"
<Dorn> course
<Yuri> "over the INTERNET! to FTPS!"
<Yuri> "aww bunny videos!"
<Yuri> hot rodent on rodent action
<Dorn> you'd get stuff like "Man sitting on that desert island sure made me feel fluffy bunnieslated"
<Dorn> :E

#99056 (576)

<GerbilNut> i was so happy last friday... i finally saw a girl with my old roomate... it finally convinced me he wasn't gay
<GerbilNut> she wasn't very attractive... but at least i knew he was straight
<GerbilNut> it would have made those nights we cuddled on the couch alittle awkward

#99060 (32052)

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

#99098 (927)

<@somegrrl> i'm 14
<@Blaxthos> somegrrl: will you come help me find my puppy ?

#99139 (-445)

<Heavy_P> Whats the diffrence between a black and a table
<Heavy_P> A table can support a family

#99315 (270)

<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because he didn't pay attention
<md`> i see
<Supachikn> which organ?
<Supachikn> his skin?
<Supachikn> pancreas?
<Supachikn> appendix!
<Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ

#99350 (533)

<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling

#99374 (1483)

<Kokanshu> does anyone else have the urge to call the operators up and say 'I NEED AN EXIT, FAST!'

#99486 (688)

<Tink> work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively

#99675 (-70)

<^trivia_reaper^> 009.858. How much water would a human drink in a lifetime ?
<^trivia_reaper^> 1st Hint: *** ******* ******   Question Value : 21 Points
<^trivia_reaper^> 2nd Hint: 500 ******* ******   30.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining
<^trivia_reaper^> 3rd Hint: 500 *i**io* *i**e*   15.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining
<^trivia_reaper^> Times up! The answer was -> 500 million litres <-
<iamscottevil> who the fuck uses litres.
<^trivia_reaper^> Top10 Players ( Weekly & Monthly) are Auto-Voiced
<^trivia_reaper^> 002.2424. Music : 60's Chart Toppers: Name The Artist: Ame Caline (Soul Coaxing) ?
<iamscottevil> I'm trying to think. Glasses, gallons.
<iamscottevil> Litres?! Fuck that shit. Pabst blue ribbon.

#99683 (163)

<Red_Squirrel> Jeff [Hardy] could get caught backstage sleeping with every diva and KO would still find a way to label him gay ^_^
<dubchu> ...every diva *at the same time*, yo.
<DaimaijeD> He DOES paint pretty blue swirlies on himself with what looks like pudding.
<DaimaijeD> When you smear yourself with blue pudding in preparation to meet a guy in tights, there's something amiss.

#99699 (391)

<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl.

#99700 (102)

<Odo> his nick is mr_white, and his username is blackdub
<Odo> this gives me the odd mental image of someone dubbing a movie into ebonics

#99713 (801)

<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.

#99716 (222)

<Gho5t> i decided against that php bumper sticker
<Gho5t> i don't want my friends from home to think i turned into a super geek
<Gho5t> i can just imagine what would happen when they ask what 'php' meant
<ASleep>hah
<ASleep>I don't drive so my PHP sticker is on my laptop.
<ASleep> Of course, I'm getting my php tattoo this weekend so it doesn't matter.

#99733 (786)

Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits
TheOffspring326: no they're not!
TheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other tomatoes, thats all!

#99746 (82)

<end|Anthroborg> those are the risks people take to enjoy quality porn
<Saevus> neg, quality porn sites dont do that
<Saevus> if you pay
<end|Anthroborg> pay
<end|Anthroborg> rofl
<Saevus> exactly
<end|Anthroborg> it only takes the main page to get off on
<Saevus> lol