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(40)<terra> time to slay the dragon! * Dezy-chan gts some random asian girl to do crazy action poses while playing! #99796
(8)<Bizznatch> my dick is 3 inches long <chris> thats small. <DrunkenMaster> sad <Bizznatch> yus <deathazre> chris: not for a 3 year old <Bizznatch> death <chris> ... <Bizznatch> so you look at 3 year old's cocks every once in a while <chris> :D * deathazre has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Bizznatch> THE TRUTH HURTS <Bizznatch> ... <Bizznatch> :P <incubus_chick> o.O #99804
(255)<sev> i just watched american idol for 10 minutes * blender pastes a homo sticker on sevr <cryptonix> do you feel robbed? <sev> clay sang an amazing rendition of "please let your son go down on me" #99806
(306)<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways <Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it, but squeeze it <cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting movements of sex <cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess <Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves #99827
(539)<sta_hi> lol <sta_hi> "anything can be a murder weapon, if you have enough time on your hands." <GrassMunk> soggy bread? <sta_hi> yup <sta_hi> ESPECIALLY soggy bread. <GrassMunk> one blade of grass <sta_hi> yes, that too <sta_hi> ... if you remove the top of one's head first. <sta_hi> or could somehow get it into his bloodstream. <sta_hi> flacid severed penis? <sta_hi> that too. <GrassMunk> sperm <sta_hi> thats destroyed more lives than any gun. #99828
(349)<duckroll> they need a FF with a female lead that hates all men, and masturbates <jijiripdoze> female masturbation = hating all men? <jijiripdoze> ok <duckroll> YES <duckroll> its a physical PROTEST AGAINST SEX <CommanderStab> I don't think the words "physical protest against sex" exist in Japan #99829
(397)<Sinclair-> i liked the new travel slogan for Gaza <Sinclair-> "Now only a stone's throw from jerusalem" <@Death-Blade> lol #99833
(915)<Lucien> a small question.. will you rewrite you're history books now that you hate us and write that US should have been liberated even with OUT massive support from french military? and maybe benjamin franklin never got his idees from paris? maybe he didn't even visite the country... <Stormrider> Lucien, do you speak German? <Lucien> no, but swedish :P <Stormrider> You don't speak German, though? <Lucien> eh no <Stormrider> You're welcome. #99835
(25696)<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava? #99863
(159)<Hard[D]isk> you know what the first sign of AIDs is, dont you? <KillZaw> no what <Hard[D]isk> a pounding sensation in your ass.. #99877
(589)<OutlawStarwind> Dude for this one question it asks "Do you ever second guess your answers?" I checked "No" then went back a second later and checked "yes" then checked "No" again... I think I have a problem. #99880
(158)<usunoro> so how's the webcam working? <NeWaVe> it worked good <NeWaVe> i only turn it on everyso often <NeWaVe> like when im talking to alice <fuchikoma> or soliciting men to buy you things on your amazon.com wishlist #99887
(-123)<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/ <PeeDC> lol <PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days <aNuBiS-> lies <PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month .. and no job .. im busy :P <aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now? <PeeDC> hahahah #99911
(893)<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall <WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?" #99966
(345)Murcho: and for the first time in my life i spent a considerable amount of time trying to put my dick into what i thought was the 'vagina' DrZaius: LOL Murcho: the plumbing on these french girls is different man im telling you #99967
(725)* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono] <@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano <@Cockroach> and about every other mario song <@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets <@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again... #100017
(155)<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do... <PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her. <Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;) <Darien> tell her it's a religious thing <PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean." #100077
(168)<invitado> i want to know if there is some "encarta" on linux <Nermal> man ? #100084
(274)<Khuffie> you know there's something inherently wrong when the first thing you do after you wake up is check your computer for any messages, yet you know for a fact that you can count the number of people who care using two hands <Khuffie> wait <Khuffie> make that one hand #100085
(601)<jome> I suppose there are bad coders, there are really bad coders, there are fucking retards, and there's coders writing lines like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0; <jome> Serious, that's an actual line from a script I'm going to rewrite.. #100089
(33)<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher <pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :) <pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer <jstepka-w> pagan ++: <merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness #100097
(320)Justin: fred got a new motherboard Justin: bbl, geekhuddle #100103
(1851)<jebus_Y2k> Here are some helpful hints just in case you may want to send me a virus. <jebus_Y2k> 1. Don't threaten me repeatedly before you send the virus. <jebus_Y2k> 2. Don't attatch the virus to a message that says "SUCK THIS, BITCH". <jebus_Y2k> 3. Don't name it virus.exe. #100123
(303)<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that. <+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously. <+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance <+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC! #100158
(-21)<alexandhisteninchlink> you're not witty <alexandhisteninchlink> and you have no life. <alexandhisteninchlink> Hack me. <Cowface> Uh. I did not hack anybody or anything. <alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you're worth. <alexandhisteninchlink> Being that you're worth nothing, <alexandhisteninchlink> I'll sue you for all that you'll ever be worth. <alexandhisteninchlink> DO NOT challenge me. <alexandhisteninchlink> I'm not as easy as the rest. <Cowface> I don't even know who you are. @_@ (ten second pause) <alexandhisteninchlink> I'm more than you'll ever be, <alexandhisteninchlink> and that's all you ever need to know. *** alexandhisteninchlink has quit IRC (Quit:)