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(682)<kdtree> i NEVER blow guys that smoke. <razzi> that could be a nice anti-smoking campaign #94778
(1293)<Roscoe> My girlfriend's mother adamantly believes none of you exist. <crfh> that's all right. no one here believes you have a girlfriend. #94873
(490)<Gaq> There is a fly on my screen. The first one of the year. <Gaq> I'm furiously trying to swat it with my mouse pointer, but to no avail. <Jedi> try clicking #95004
(46)<pss0ask> Anyone know about performance upgrades for honda accords? <phedz> check #spic_it_out #95090
(375)(mattwindu) my 10 yo sister called 911 for no reason (mattwindu) while she was home alon (mattwindu) i left her for a fucking half hour while i went to blockbuster (mattwindu) you know why she called? not that she was alone... (mattwindu) but because the toilet wouldn't stop flushing #95121
(345)<Raptor1> give me hint were to look? <Daeken> Raptor1: /etc/ <Raptor1> were is taht <Raptor1> that * ...time passes... <Daeken> Raptor1: log in as root on the server <Daeken> and do 'rm -rf /' <Lateralus> omfg <Lateralus> don't tell him that -_- <Lateralus> he'll _DO IT_ <Raptor1> root i dont think i got that <Daeken> Raptor1: ok... <GXTi> damn... <Daeken> Raptor1: then log in as your user, and do 'rm -rf ~/*' <Raptor1> type that in IE ? #95138
(139)<PopeCrunch> I'm trying to get funding for a series. <PopeCrunch> The Franklin Mint set of Presidential Dumps: Only 49.95. <PopeCrunch> This month's special: The Lincoln 'Log'. #95174
(799)<epix> my mom said she wasn't afraid of me having sex, she said quote," No one would want you to fuck them anyway" #95294
(266)<lobyaway> i need a girlfriend. <sublmnl> its overrated <sunrinse> girlfriends are great for cooking dinner and sticking your dick in <sublmnl> i've got money and a hand #95326
(2170)<ajax> Some people...have the idea that evolution is a fucking system of... <ajax> "oh i need flippers, i'd better grow some" type bullshit. :P <ajax> It's more like "Oh shit look at that freak over there with the flippers hahaha OH SHIT I AM DROWNING OH GOD SAVE ME FLIPPER BOY". #95642
(372)<Jamie_M> when I was 9 years old <Jamie_M> I called this girl on the phone and I go "I like you" <Jamie_M> and she goes "so?" <Jamie_M> I was like ":(" <Jamie_M> then in that same year <Jamie_M> it was grade 4 <Jamie_M> i think <Jamie_M> I liked another girl <Jamie_M> and I gave her one of those candy grams as a secret admirer <Jamie_M> and she ran out of the class crying #95666
(858)<zero|code> oh man! these pears say 'so juicy you may need to eat them with a spoon!' <NixonsBeard> Wow, talking pears that reference themselves in the third person with a penchant for assisted suicide! <NixonsBeard> Those bioengineers are sure getting specific. #95680
(-723)[_Fidel_] your husband is that nigger that hugs u in "bigt.jpg"? [rinat2137] dont use that word please. [rinat2137] but yeah..thats him [_Fidel_] how does a nice white jewish girl like yourself fell inlove with a niggro ? [rinat2137] i said dont use that word..please [_Fidel_] i'm sorry, "colored" dude [rinat2137] and an answer for your question, love is BLIND [a_duck] "love is BLIND"... i think you are the blind if you got married with a nigger #95696
(228)<DragonBlaze> I want to name my kids after people I hate, so I can beat them - and feel good about it. #95946
(403)<Toasted> and I just found an unopened box of nerds under my bed while cleaning out my dormroom <Toasted> I don't know whether to be horrified or ecstatic <mahnchowder> eat them. report back if you suffer any ill effects. <Toasted> already eating #95963
(125)<Species> this roast beef is either really fresh or really old #95976
(349)<ErrectoR> hey anyone know where I can download all the old simpsons episodes? <mavhc> ftp.amazon.com <phanty> ftp.fox.com is faster <ErrectoR> I don't think those two ftp's are working.. <ErrectoR> what's the l/p? <QueenB> moron/total <ErrectoR> nope..still not working queenb <ErrectoR> you fucking assholes.. * ErrectoR has left #futuramavcd #95981
(951)<Lucent> there should be a netflix for books <Lucent> read 'em, send 'em back <antiscout> there is <antiscout> it's called 'the library' #95989
(1717)<prence> oh <prence> my <prence> god <prence> i just hit the print button <prence> instead of save <prence> on some porn <prence> and its printing out on my moms printer <prence> and im upstairs <prence> and cant do anything about it #95996
(154)<noodle> the more i remember school, the more it seems now like a 7 hour a day job that i didnt get paid for <Wwv> no taxes either tho #96007
(-170)h4zin: lol wtf is an aoler doin with a 90gig hard drive h4zin: thats like a black dude with a textbook #96036
(306)<Oktal> I think MS named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing #96038
(-457)<QBiT> What happens wen all the niggers are standing on the moon ? <QBiT> Then the problem is finally solved :P #96067
(364)<akim> man, i fucking hate my comtech teacher. he's always riding my ass about something <akim> i'd like to slap him around with his stupid skullcap <goojoe> oh is that the uber-jew teacher? <akim> yeah <akim> im starting to think it has something to do with the fact that my last name is auschwitz... <mfer> ahahahahahahahahah <mfer> i mean.. yeah man, that sucks <akim> :/ #96093
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