#93834 (1066)
<GPF> i have your ip i will get my friend to hack you ahahahahah
<CommanderStab> Muahaha you have fallen into my evil trap, do you know what IP stands for?!
<CommanderStab> I stands for "Internet Police" and if you try to hack into it you will be arrested by the Internet Police!!!
<GPF> thats not true
<GPF> is it??
<GPF> shit i better tell my friend not to hack into the other ips i gave him
-!- GPF gpf@vw-18934.iinet.net.au has left #lobby
<CommanderStab> Stupidity - the ONLY effective anti-hacker method.
<tryon> lol
#93845 (163)
[Decept404] i like smiling brightly, shaking a girl's hand going "hi, i enjoy misogynistic violent sex acts!"
#93846 (115)
<poo_al> A friend of mine once went to a public toilet for a dump and found to his horror that the last person in there had wiped their arse with the toilet paper while still leaving it attached to the roll and then wound it back up out of sight. So as well as getting it on his hand, my friend accidentally wiped his arse with someone else's shit GROSS!
#93856 (1201)
( PuffinFreshWog ) I gOT a NeW wINAmP Vis, it MAKEs my KeYbOaRd liGHTS FLaSH IN bEAt WIth tHe MUsIc... TOo Bad IT ActUAllY effecTs tHe CapS LoCk :O(
#93884 (697)
<@Cidsa> I NEED THE CRACK NOW
<@Pyroman> Cidsa, I have a crack, but it's for a two year old virgin
<@Pyroman> version
#93938 (96)
<copland> some prefer masturbate than meeting with girls... xvid vs cinema is the same in my eyes :)
#93944 (152)
(doggie^): i went shopping earlier and bought lots of heavy stuff, so when i packed all the stuff i made sure all the bags weighed the same
(doggie^): then when i went to leave i realised i'd packed three bags
(doggie^): :(
#94035 (302)
<MWGemini> theres a chemical release in ur body after sex that induces sleep
<fAEt> its the bodys natural defense, to keep from talkin to the girl ;)
#94038 (344)
<Babyxic> have fun in ur wrestling outfit
<KestrelM1> its not wrestling!
<KestrelM1> its rowing!
<KestrelM1> they're rowing troughs!
<KestrelM1> and i dont grope other males
<KestrelM1> just... long poles...
#94046 (470)
<pcline> ugh, i'm 2nd guessing all of my own decisions today :
<maff> haha paul i do that all the time
<maff> ...or do I...
#94047 (624)
* kenny has joined #php
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<tractor> omg peer killed kenny
<therealpro> that bastard
#94094 (629)
<Doodleheimer> To all the girls here: What's it like having boobs?
<Doodleheimer> I just have some questions about them.
<Peter_Griffin> Doodle wants to know if he scans his hand and sends to you and you rub it on your chest if it still counts as getting to second base.
#94101 (337)
<DrBoris> oh well, when I get rich and famous, I will promote games that hold the ideals of creativity and gameplay over mindless violence
<Yutz> And go bankrupt.
#94123 (163)
<FHL> oh shit
<FHL> i was just jacking off and my dad was walking on the deck <FHL> i hope he didn't look down through the window :(
<FHL> the bad part was, after i saw him in the corner of my eye on the deck, he came back in and asked if i wanted kielbasa for dinner
#94125 (495)
<Manda> i want a bf
<Manda> i am lame and desperit
<Jamie> desperate
<Redalien> no
<Redalien> desperit
<Redalien> from the latin
<Jamie> wtf
<Redalien> deperitus
<Redalien> meaning easy
#94177 (336)
<Darth-Phenom> Hmm, good RPG's coming out of Russia
<Squinky> Food Quest 7?
#94211 (214)
<NiteHawk> i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
#94221 (1131)
<phx\afk> i spent the past hour doing leet network diagnosis
<phx\afk> i flexed every single last one of my skillz
<Diz> to what end?
<phx\afk> i meditated on the problem
<phx\afk> i consulted the big book of hardware
<phx\afk> i consulted oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls
<phx\afk> what i shouldve done
<phx\afk> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING SERVER
#94315 (762)
<Flora Fairie> - I need some advice about men
<Shadowdean> - Swallow
#94317 (240)
<Valker> You know
<Valker> Aside from the wind fucking up my hair
<Valker> Outside really isn't that bad.
<Archer> You really don't have a life, do you?
#94318 (380)
<Archer> Of course, the most annoying part
<Archer> Was "My heart will go on" ;_;
<Luger>  all of canada sincerely apologizes for Celine Dion
<Luger> in our defense, she's french
#94375 (244)
<J>: Why is there porn all over the place??
<M>: Are you kidding? Ever since my mom moved out, my dad has been throwing that
shit around like confetti.
#94390 (1323)
<death[a]zre> SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM
#94588 (176)
<@kbx> JOHN ROMERO CUT HIS HAIR!
<@kbx> www.mynx.com he looks like a punk ass muthafucka now, he was teh sexAy.
<+pannenkoeken> he sold his hair and made more money than from daikatana
#94604 (1023)
[ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister