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<Nuke|Hmm> i want nothing
<Nuke|Hmm> except your love
<Nuke|Hmm> and maybe a hot pocket
#90835 (2518)
( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century."
( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit."
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<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<
#91041 (685)
<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac
#91303 (806)
<mustafa12>Ya, in 9th grade I was reading some background history on a poem out loud to the class and the poem was written in 1337, me being the cool social butterfly that I am, I read it as "leet"
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<fusionrock> art school. (n.) a "school" for those who suck at math, history, and english :|
#91406 (1048)
<One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
#91453 (504)
(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows
(PackRat) Take away their food stamps?
#91656 (152)
(FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight...
(FDSA): all graceful and shit...
(FDSA): I almost had it...
(FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head
#91807 (834)
<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice?
<m4tt-3> ehh
<m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you
#91826 (23)
<REDkryptonite> i wish g bush would wage war on fat chix
#91863 (301)
<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley
<WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P
#91896 (160)
[ LeftRight]: Her ass has been bitten soo many times doctors use it to identify dead people
#91968 (657)
<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones
<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off
<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera
<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people
<DarthBong> hehe
<keetz> hahaha
<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"
#92024 (433)
<LadyDragon> But I like to think that I have brains over bronze anyhow
#92501 (825)
<POon> i just executed an underage camel
<POon> and looted his hump
<uli> wtf? what game is that?
<POon> game?
#92706 (972)
<dySanGONE> i asked my mom to leave me some money so i could go to wendy's
<dySanGONE> she left me $40
<Nago> nice
<yotta|w0rk> must have thought wendy was a cheap whore.
#92841 (36)
<Zeni> I send in quotes all the time and they go "HURR DURR, WE R BASH, LETS REFUSE HUMOUR BECAUSE WE'RE FRENCH"
#92941 (574)
<Kaptain_Kakakaway> six string samurai is the most crazy movie ever concieved
<Kaptain_Kakakaway> Only one man could kill this many Russians.
<BrotherData> stalin ?
#93196 (748)
<Q> i need a remote control, and when you press a button on it, it makes your female friends stop being weird
<Lestat> I have one of those.
<Lestat> It's called a gun.
#93296 (201)
<Kavalier> Bill Gates should build a 100 story skyscraper in Manhattan for his private home.
<Seppel> Then crash an XBox into it.
#93534 (637)
<rockape> "i take my coffee black..... like my men"
<Khel> do you take your coffee in your ass too?
#93745 (141)
<mef> Systematic Asian Removal Service
#93815 (467)
<tps^snoogans> haha
<tps^snoogans> i just went into the kitchen
<tps^snoogans> and picked up this boneless buffalo wing
<tps^snoogans> and said "why didnt i eat this this morning?"
<tps^snoogans> so i ate it
<tps^snoogans> and then i was like "oh yeah i dropped it on the ground outside"
<tps^snoogans> i'm a fucking retard
#93832 (383)
<Treen> did you hear?  hillary rosen, the lady from the RIAA will be writing Iraq's new copyright law.
<+Antiarc> Yeah
<Treen> god help those poor fuckers.
<+Antiarc> No kidding
<AshPlissken> Are you shitting us?
<Treen> nope.
<+Antiarc> You know...
<+Antiarc> Actually, that's brilliant.
<+Antiarc> Bush is a freaking genius.
<+Antiarc> See...
<+Antiarc> ...he lets Rosen goes in...
<+Antiarc> ...she sets up copyright law...
<+Antiarc> ...Bush bombs her to free the Iraqi people from another oppressive dictator.