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(358)<Nuke|Hmm> i want nothing <Nuke|Hmm> except your love <Nuke|Hmm> and maybe a hot pocket #90835
(2518)( PovRayMan ) In one of the bathrooms on campus, someone wrote: "The Americans are the Nazis of the 20th Century." ( PovRayMan ) Below it, another person followed up: "The Nazis are the Nazis of the 20th Century, you fuckwit." #91014
(181)<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want <Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect <Thalamasa> <.< #91041
(685)<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :( <Nor> It was in a BigMac #91303
(806)<mustafa12>Ya, in 9th grade I was reading some background history on a poem out loud to the class and the poem was written in 1337, me being the cool social butterfly that I am, I read it as "leet" #91381
(203)<fusionrock> art school. (n.) a "school" for those who suck at math, history, and english :| #91406
(1048)<One-> A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" #91453
(504)(jsmonet) how the fuck do you kill black widows (PackRat) Take away their food stamps? #91656
(152)(FDSA): Someone once told me to dance like I fight... (FDSA): all graceful and shit... (FDSA): I almost had it... (FDSA): Then I dropped my girlfriend on her head #91807
(834)<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice? <m4tt-3> ehh <m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you #91826
(23)<REDkryptonite> i wish g bush would wage war on fat chix #91863
(301)<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a smiley <WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P #91896
(160)[ LeftRight]: Her ass has been bitten soo many times doctors use it to identify dead people #91968
(657)<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones <DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off <DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera <cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people <DarthBong> hehe <keetz> hahaha <DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE" #92024
(433)<LadyDragon> But I like to think that I have brains over bronze anyhow #92501
(825)<POon> i just executed an underage camel <POon> and looted his hump <uli> wtf? what game is that? <POon> game? #92706
(972)<dySanGONE> i asked my mom to leave me some money so i could go to wendy's <dySanGONE> she left me $40 <Nago> nice <yotta|w0rk> must have thought wendy was a cheap whore. #92841
(36)<Zeni> I send in quotes all the time and they go "HURR DURR, WE R BASH, LETS REFUSE HUMOUR BECAUSE WE'RE FRENCH" #92941
(574)<Kaptain_Kakakaway> six string samurai is the most crazy movie ever concieved <Kaptain_Kakakaway> Only one man could kill this many Russians. <BrotherData> stalin ? #93196
(748)<Q> i need a remote control, and when you press a button on it, it makes your female friends stop being weird <Lestat> I have one of those. <Lestat> It's called a gun. #93296
(201)<Kavalier> Bill Gates should build a 100 story skyscraper in Manhattan for his private home. <Seppel> Then crash an XBox into it. #93534
(637)<rockape> "i take my coffee black..... like my men" <Khel> do you take your coffee in your ass too? #93745
(141)<mef> Systematic Asian Removal Service #93815
(467)<tps^snoogans> haha <tps^snoogans> i just went into the kitchen <tps^snoogans> and picked up this boneless buffalo wing <tps^snoogans> and said "why didnt i eat this this morning?" <tps^snoogans> so i ate it <tps^snoogans> and then i was like "oh yeah i dropped it on the ground outside" <tps^snoogans> i'm a fucking retard #93832
(383)<Treen> did you hear? hillary rosen, the lady from the RIAA will be writing Iraq's new copyright law. <+Antiarc> Yeah <Treen> god help those poor fuckers. <+Antiarc> No kidding <AshPlissken> Are you shitting us? <Treen> nope. <+Antiarc> You know... <+Antiarc> Actually, that's brilliant. <+Antiarc> Bush is a freaking genius. <+Antiarc> See... <+Antiarc> ...he lets Rosen goes in... <+Antiarc> ...she sets up copyright law... <+Antiarc> ...Bush bombs her to free the Iraqi people from another oppressive dictator.