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#89911 (865)

(harm_) math has never been my strongpoint
(harm_) or english
(harm_) or school
(harm_) or girls
(harm_) or life

#89946 (546)

<SJ> I'm playing "Raising Baby".... I got to the 3rd level ...
<SJ> Teething
<mtngrrl> lol, whered you find that game?
<SJ> it was on backorder - took 9 months to come in

#89947 (-22)

<@Meshugga> vegai: be nice to them
<@Meshugga> i know they're from poland, but those are the rare ones
<@Meshugga> with brains and stuff
<@vegai> I think I saw that, yeah
<@vegai> I could see their oversized brains from my bedroom window

#89951 (27)

<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of cluster bombs?
<@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us....
<dane> wat?
<@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?

#89967 (266)

<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically generated after the weekend...

#89969 (220)

* jamaisvu makes ^Bret^ give him head
<^Bret^> again?
<jamaisvu> I HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HEAD
<^Bret^> fuck....ok, I didn't have time to floss this morning.
<^Bret^> unzip your pants, and I'l *try* not to laugh this time
<jamaisvu> =(

#89978 (205)

<oc3-spd> no way dude my system is so much better than yours it owns yours and is faster.
<Hrrrrm> Ok show ur info.
<oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h 22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/3072MB (87.33%) [|---------]]
<Hrrrrm> you forgot to change the % on the ram.
<oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h 22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/3072MB (12.36%) [|---------]]
<Hrrrrm> damn youre right... its better :(

#89980 (270)

<HungSolo> goin with xp
<HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with somethin i know nothin about
<Nemephosis> like girls?
<tdh> LOL

#89997 (1775)

<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC

#90010 (837)

<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night
<@Kodiake> wtf
<@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl
<+Erik> lol no dont ask
<+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator
<+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc
<+Erik> and we were making fun of him
<@Kodiake> ROFLMAO
<+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad
<+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs."
<@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA
<+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures"
<+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED"
<+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU"
<+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF

#90014 (251)

<systick> my diet consists of anything I can get my hands on
<apeiron> so you eat your dick?

#90066 (121)

<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good
<Nex-`> oh deha
<Nex-`> thats no godo is it
<Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me

#90120 (679)

<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump...

#90144 (247)

*** Sickenen (~hectarcam@vlan401-086-153.maconline.McMaster.CA) has joined #cnn
<Sickenen> is the war in Iraq over yet?
<Sickenen> din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile ago
<DooD> yet he still has broadband

#90152 (535)

<mark_007> i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard as i can
<mark_007> and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i really quickly finish up and open the door
<mark_007> my little brother's lying on the ground holding his head and writhing in pain
<mark_007> HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING

#90156 (259)

<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi?
[Mr2001] never heard of it.
[Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red?
<steelcap> fuck no
<GoonyBird> heh
<GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function

#90174 (923)

< hunterr83> my penis is this big: 8========================================================D
< Pokute> That's fewer than 6 inches on my screen, man.
< Pokute> and your balls are tiny
< Pokute> I don't even know what's going on with your head, there.
< Pokute> It's all out of proportion
< Pokute> you should see a doctor

#90196 (147)

<InVerse> Christ, I went to GameFAQs and didn't look at the poll question and was thoroughly confused when the first answer was Under 13"

#90209 (276)

<pinkeh> females are too confusing :/ theres no where where you can hold it and press "quick save" incase something goes wrong :/

#90212 (287)

<wax-> What is the minimum dos version linux will run on?

#90239 (956)

<Baa7121> She's not underage, she's just fun-sized

#90241 (31)

* Joins: i (~user@1U4J87F.ATYU7E.34EF730F.IP)
<i> hello
<zeeg> i sux cock

#90296 (2413)

#90312 (156)

* SlamServ changes topic to 'Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Commits Suicide, Last Words: "There Is No Spoon"'

#90323 (241)

<S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents.
<andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?