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(701)<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation" #89439
(982)<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex <Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good <Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better. #89455
(183)* GardenHos unzips pants <gramagrl> omg <GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know... #89460
(241)<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood. <term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty. #89555
(1050)(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1 #89653
(107)<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended? #89668
(597)<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> '| <SPeedY_B> ;'/.| <SPeedY_B> ;'/.| <SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.| <SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.? <SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the keyboard while on IRC" #89678
(137)<magaggie> fucking isp. <SorcererX> is the isp good at it? <magaggie> no, it's horrible <magaggie> it only lasts four hours <magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually... <SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours? <magaggie> yes. <magaggie> i have good stamina <magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours... #89683
(194)Liz: id like to have something else :-P katie: lol katie: i would too katie: like 5 seconds with him katie: even 5 milliseconds Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex Liz: is that even a full thrust? katie: 1/2 of one Liz: mmmm, half thrust #89686
(494)<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed. <Semp> What game? <Wiecker> Barbie detective #89689
(377)* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box. <JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's * Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period. * Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator. #89700
(684)<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING! <axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats <^Bret^> 23044 smilies <^Bret^> dude <^Bret^> I work at a net cafe <^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands <axelf> and semen <^Bret^> and semen #89710
(479)(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks (+gig) ? (@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends (@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips (@Nick^) man that'd be leet (@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner (@Nick^) like an ip scanner (@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh (@Nick^) then take your pick (+gig) you need to get out more dude #89738
(473)<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh. <@Joshums> hahaha <@Joshums> Hilarious <+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name LoL in the office next to his. <@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh Firstname" <+Cowface> Haha. <+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something. <+Cowface> Something along those letters. <+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh <+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some phonebook <@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with an R <@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R <+Cowface> Hahah <+Kirbyblade> Hahaha #89750
(859)<god> afk, seventh day #89755
(142)<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck <Radu> ... <Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver) <evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/ <Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN <Radu> taco must not want my help anymore? <evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD? <Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck <Tac0> that make more sense? <Radu> yes <Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN #89783
(499)<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today <bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i was waiting for the DSL tech to show <bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i was late <bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all <bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you cant look at porn all day?" <bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife looked good in her college years bro" #89806
(-136)<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday? <Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do <Bug^> fuck jesus <Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains <Numloxx> that'll make him cry too <Bug^> thats his problem <BenZor> lol #89814
(1162)<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over. <Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name. <SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then? <Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy. #89852
(625)<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped... <Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face" <Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning <Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said #89853
(631)<Callick> You know.. <Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is, "Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons and Dragons today!" #89854
(869)<Jans> goodbye everybody <Jans> i've got to go! <Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth <Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo! <Xi> i dont wanna die <Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all <Jans> [guitar break] <Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man <TilK> just woke up <TilK> life is hard <Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago? <Xi> thunderbolts and lightning <Xi> very very frightning me <Jans> Galileo <Jans> Galileo <TilK> ? <Jans> Galileo figaro! <TilK> u guys had a trip ? #89865
(268)(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis (raygun) <----36" girlfriend (TheWulf) blowup or midget ? (raygun) child #89875
(736)<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn? <crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever #89882
(32)<jcarle> IRCing without music is like a car without a radio.