#89422 (701)
<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
#89439 (982)
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good
<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
#89455 (183)
* GardenHos unzips pants
<gramagrl> omg
<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know...
#89460 (241)
<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood.
<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
#89555 (1050)
(w0rd): There is no place like 127.0.0.1
#89653 (107)
<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended?
#89668 (597)
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<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws
<SPeedY_B> '|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> ;'/.|
<SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.|
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<SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the keyboard while on IRC"
#89678 (137)
<magaggie> fucking isp.
<SorcererX> is the isp good at it?
<magaggie> no, it's horrible
<magaggie> it only lasts four hours
<magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually...
<SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours?
<magaggie> yes.
<magaggie> i have good stamina
<magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
#89683 (194)
Liz: id like to have something else :-P
katie: lol
katie: i would too
katie: like 5 seconds with him
katie: even 5 milliseconds
Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex
Liz: is that even a full thrust?
katie: 1/2 of one
Liz: mmmm, half thrust
#89686 (494)
<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed.
<Semp> What game?
<Wiecker> Barbie detective
#89689 (377)
* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box.
<JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's
* Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period.
* Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box.
<Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
#89700 (684)
<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING!
<axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats
<^Bret^> 23044 smilies
<^Bret^> dude
<^Bret^> I work at a net cafe
<^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands
<axelf> and semen
<^Bret^> and semen
#89710 (479)
(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks
(+gig) ?
(@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends
(@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips
(@Nick^) man that'd be leet
(@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner
(@Nick^) like an ip scanner
(@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh
(@Nick^) then take your pick
(+gig) you need to get out more dude
#89738 (473)
<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh.
<@Joshums> hahaha
<@Joshums> Hilarious
<+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name LoL in the office next to his.
<@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh Firstname"
<+Cowface> Haha.
<+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something.
<+Cowface> Something along those letters.
<+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh
<+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some phonebook
<@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with an R
<@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R
<+Cowface> Hahah
<+Kirbyblade> Hahaha
#89750 (859)
<god> afk, seventh day
#89755 (142)
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck
<Radu> ...
<Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver)
<evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/
<Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN
<Radu> taco must not want my help anymore?
<evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD?
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck
<Tac0> that make more sense?
<Radu> yes
<Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN
#89783 (499)
<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today
<bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i was waiting for the DSL tech to show
<bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i was late
<bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all
<bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you cant look at porn all day?"
<bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife looked good in her college years bro"
#89806 (-136)
<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday?
<Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do
<Bug^> fuck jesus
<Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains
<Numloxx> that'll make him cry too
<Bug^> thats his problem
<BenZor> lol
#89814 (1162)
<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over.
<Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
<SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then?
<Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.
#89852 (625)
<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped...
<Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face"
<Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning
<Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said
#89853 (631)
<Callick> You know..
<Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is, "Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons and Dragons today!"
#89854 (869)
<Jans> goodbye everybody
<Jans> i've got to go!
<Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
<Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo!
<Xi> i dont wanna die
<Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all
<Jans> [guitar break]
<Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man
<TilK> just woke up
<TilK> life is hard
<Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago?
<Xi> thunderbolts and lightning
<Xi> very very frightning me
<Jans> Galileo
<Jans> Galileo
<TilK> ?
<Jans> Galileo figaro!
<TilK> u guys had a trip ?
#89865 (268)
(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis
(raygun) <----36" girlfriend
(TheWulf) blowup or midget ?
(raygun) child
#89875 (736)
<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn?
<crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever
#89882 (32)
<jcarle> IRCing without music is like a car without a radio.