#88880 (507)
<@iridium> man
<@iridium> im getting fucking raped
<@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes
<@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off
<@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me
<@iridium> fuck
<@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck script kiddies do
#88943 (1007)
<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate
* Katethegreat shakes her leg
<Katethegreat> how do i get her off?
<Gothor> You are.
#88967 (1163)
<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day:
<NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing.
<NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny
<NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
#89019 (503)
Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people.
Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality?
Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week".
Furr: Your dog said this?
Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
#89029 (233)
Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a lot
Tovarich89: ummm, casie.....
Tovarich89:
Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot
Tovarich89: better
#89048 (22)
<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled
<[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh
<Wolf> very funny
* Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over
<Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
<[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though
<[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
#89082 (1010)
<test4_> my mom just grounded me over Instant Messanger
#89142 (386)
<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad
<C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow
<C3rBeRuS> not today
<C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
#89143 (704)
<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
#89149 (625)
<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards
<WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as previously suspected
#89181 (1355)
<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises
#89212 (1093)
<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy
<ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
#89228 (6255)
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#89254 (54)
* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models, whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
#89276 (6)
<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
#89278 (-22)
* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head.. Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
#89279 (357)
<Kethry> lost: one grip. Fits my reality.
#89296 (11)
<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/page2.htm
<BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now
<SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew
#89303 (542)
<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch
<Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long?
<Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth
<Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
#89338 (239)
<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
<chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
<Strung> fuck mars?
<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
<chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
<Enargy> In the butt?
#89390 (876)
<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
#89401 (154)
<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit
<Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my office
<Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and explosive diahria
#89403 (1041)
<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into a house at 100 mph
<sComps> christ.. dead?
<Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news.  King just has a broken pelvis
#89413 (55)
<ImpLin> i need to call my GF
* ImpLin initiates call
<ImpLin> no one be home
<ImpLin> damn
<ImpLin> my friend isnt home either
<ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
#89420 (363)
Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all... my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...