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<KublaiKhan> Pedophiles are like the tortoise.
<KublaiKhan> They want to get there before the hare does.
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<GreenJeanz> Go gnaw on your delicious genitals, Squink.
<Squinky> If I could touch my mouth to my genitals, do you think I'd be HERE?
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<Pie> I don't play with WD40 anymore. I actually managed to light a fish on fire. while it was underwater
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<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard?
<grendal> like ... frequently
<grendal> like... daily
<aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house
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<Sabrejack> everything is generalized
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<seeksama> i think my semen is the color of the last gatorade i drank
<seeksama> like thos commericials with the guys sweating red
<seeksama> i can cum red if i drink the right gatorade
<seeksama> or purple
<seeksama> it owns
<Mikelite> ...
#88575 (10501)
<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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<Fredrik23> Wirre? ASL?
<wirre> sorry....only isdn
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hijak231: $795
hijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE
hijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE
Kesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something?
Kesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster.
hijak231: it must...i hope it fucking came with a fucking computer
#88623 (119)
<Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a small corridor and a toilet
<Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol
<Abrid> ha ha! right on
<PornoFiend> Where's poverty?  Is it nice?
#88627 (846)
( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
#88655 (461)
<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to be network admins
<Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie
<Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he had the house wired with cat5 when it was built
<Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to the internet without a router ot hub
<Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be done
<Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic addresses and he said the house
#88661 (1173)
<jamz> hmm
<jamz> I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner
<jamz> for car work and grease and stuff.
<jamz> It's almost empty.
<jamz> So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to it.
<jamz> In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do.
<dan0_> this had better end with an explosion of some kind
<jamz> and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from space.
#88666 (808)
<Draffa> it's sad.  When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25.  Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(
#88683 (687)
<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor into a 30ghz processor
<OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject
<Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold? Liquid nitrogen?
<pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink
* pocketMidget rimshot
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<productiveslacker> what is the +v and +o and stuff, blood types?
#88709 (682)
<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture
<Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download?? internet air?
#88729 (179)
<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)
<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
#88739 (158)
<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn
<cameron> iknow but im almost in
<PC^God> HHAHAHA
<Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
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<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
<unchellmatt> s'fun.
<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
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<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
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<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him
<BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass
<BeefinPep> brb
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<Lenz> Oh man...
<Lenz> my mom just asked me to rewind the dvd for her
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<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x
<[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true
<[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
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<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621
<ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it?
<bargeld> compile the source