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#88200 (341)

<Eternity> anyone got that year 3000 song on mp3 ?
<pb2k> the one about the year 3000 ??
<pb2k> lalalala ... year 3000 ... llalalalal ... etc one ??
<Eternity> yeah
<pb2k> sorry ... never heard of it ...

#88217 (927)

<SomeRandom> Looks like Operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over.
<Diablo1399> Bah, "Operation Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
<SomeRandom> Well what would you call it then?
<Diablo1399> Why, "Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy" of course.

#88255 (120)

<JoeMoFo> (clothing) FUBU = Farmers Used to Buy Us

#88262 (330)

<Bmann> -sigh- was looking for my chap stick blindly and picked up a battery and started rubbing it on my lips

#88272 (215)

<eye-dee-ten-tee> is this kazaa an indian program??
<eye-dee-ten-tee> I mean the name sounds like something from arabia
<Moo> Yeah.. president of Afghanistan, Hamid Kazaa

#88277 (157)

<spacemank> I boiled an egg once, and only totally ruined one pot, one knife, and one spoon!

#88306 (37)

<timmo> wtf you need resin for
<timmo> you have more pot then you can handle
<c-rOCK> im like an indian
<c-rOCK> I use all of the weed. time to hit my peace pipe, bitch.

#88313 (160)

<b1u3> they should have a tv station that randomly joins and broadcasts dalnet rooms...nerds everywhere would afk irc to watch and judge other nerds from afar

#88314 (330)

<b1u3> i got this college professor who forgets stuff all the time, every week, the first half of his routine is the ending half of the previous session
<b1u3> finally some dude jumped up and went 'yo man, you already told us about file transfer protocol', so the prof asks where we are, the guy tells him, the rest of the day runs smooth
<b1u3> now we're learning twice as much and the guy who spoke up got his car egged four fucken times this week, community college is da rulz

#88320 (183)

|N3O| (XP@ACC014A1.ipt.aol.com) is now known as windowsxp
<+windowsxp> thought a nick like this would be taken
<+windowsxp> guess whoevers computer who had this nick before crashed

#88324 (1357)

#88332 (325)

<lichen> hahah i love spic
<lichen> me and him have this special bond
<Avram> KY jelly is a lubricant, not an adhesive

#88352 (697)

<enderin> anybody knows what to do with freeCell other then watch the king's head move?
<kailus> enderin: move the cards around and hope for victory?
<enderin> what cards?
<shoonra> try starting a new game
<enderin> 1 sec
<kailus> Press F2
<DarkGildon> lol
<enderin> wow! full of cards!
* DarkGildon knows how play o.o
<uhuf> This didn't just happen...
<uhuf> Let me guess, he has no idea what the numbers in minesweeper are used for either, right?
<enderin> okey, too complicated..
<enderin> so, what do you do with the numbers at minesweeper?
<lphnt> XD
<ifireball> XD indeed
<lphnt> wow, and we didn't even get to hearts
<DarkGildon> Press F1
<enderin> where?
<lphnt> on the keyboard!!!

#88364 (112)

<Azmodan> this is so useless
<Azmodan> 1 ping, 10 fps

#88367 (213)

<+SROL> Megaman is REALLY hard to play without a gamepad
<+Redlof> what are you playing it with?
<+SROL> keyboard
<+Redlof> What? I love the keyboard.
<+Redlof> just pretend it's commander keen.
<+SROL> I can't get the hang of it
<+SROL> I'm used to playing it with my thumbs
<+SROL> So I picked up the keyboard and tried playing it with my thumbs :D
<+SROL> That didn't work :(

#88377 (461)

<Rejo> cpufreak: The trouble with troubleshooting is that trouble sometimes shoots back.

#88378 (1076)

<eViLegion> my brother was using Word, trying to edit the format of his text, and the bloody paperclip turns up instead... his voice command to it "piss off you little shit"... it deleted 2 paragraphs of text

#88379 (812)

<Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont because of her relgion
<Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with cows

#88389 (4)

<Born_In_East_LA_2> We should tell all the now free Iraqi people about how France wanted them to remain under Hussein's rule, so that way they'll raise their kids to hate France instead of us.
<uni> Yeah :)
<kuribo> yeah
<kuribo> but then the iraqi kids will go to france and confront them
<kuribo> and france will surrender
<kuribo> and then france will become new iraq

#88406 (379)

<ORi0N> What good are you with a high IQ if you, for example, can't even tie your own shoe laces or something?
<BaToR> Ask that to Stephen Hawking :p

#88475 (325)

<[Cable]KingKapalone2> anyone have a blackhawk down serial or key generator?
<Claus> 6uy-th3-m0v1e-1n5t3d

#88482 (1796)

Unregistered> I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in the corner going *beep* *beep* and pretending shes a computer in the hope I will pay attention to her....

#88519 (247)

<Cantu> whats a SARS? ;[
<FoshM|J1> =/
<FoshM|J1> true..
<acidangel> do u live in a cave cantu lol
<Cantu> n, los angeles
<Cantu> and i dont know all the cute little irc abbreviations anymore

#88527 (335)

<over> k though... my best line ive said in an interview... they asked "what do u do if you explain something to somebody and they dont understand... what can u do to make them understand?"
<over> "say the exact same thing but louder"
<Unfy> hehe
<over> and the funny thing is that the interview i said that at was the one i got my internship at

#88528 (199)

<Fark_Ninja> The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if it fouls up there's no law against wacking it around a little.
<Cerebus> The same is actually true for a penis.