#86960 (1029)
<qp_zulrich-EE> both hitler and bush got the power... only one had a brain D:
<samurai> bush has a brain
<samurai> its just really really small
<V|JFreak> dude
<V|JFreak> he WAVED at stevie wonder.....
#86961 (541)
<Bugaboo> So I was in the halls today, some jerk yells "I wanna fuck your dad"
<Bugaboo> I shout back "hes dead"
<Bugaboo> moment of ackward silence, as they think of what to do
<Bugaboo> It made up for all the grief I had at killing the old guy.
#87022 (1175)
<chodapp> Girls don't have penises, xooz98
<xooz98> chodapp - i thought that too UNTIL I GOT KAZAA
#87023 (468)
<ocelot> I've lost my only spoon
<ocelot> how do you lose ANYTHING in a 11,4 square feet room???!?!
<Adam_H> ocelot: there is no spoon
#87064 (295)
Brandon2W: i had a dream that i was talking to someone, but she had a little AIM window next to her head, and i just read what she said there and typed back to her what i would have said
Brandon2W: i need therapy
#87072 (115)
<WorstQEvr> buying douches over the internet is like the epitome of shady
#87369 (2038)
<Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death.
<Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games
<Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm)
<Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then.
#87490 (510)
<Leon> lol @ The Register
<Leon> Schools use SMS to fight truancy
<Leon> Oi u ltl sh*t, get bk 2 skool now
#87517 (1374)
<Cotton Mouth> How do you describe the color blue to someone who is blind and has never seen a color before?
<NickBlasta> 0 0 255
#87577 (151)
<shok> what is the average life expectancy of a Saddam look alike ?
#87585 (1747)
<s4xton> "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"
#87611 (1263)
<BorD> What If Saddam Hussein survived the bombing last week, but lost a leg... How pissed-off do you think his doubles are?
#87652 (345)
<spikeo> a part of me wishes everyone could have seen that
<spikeo> and another part of me doesnt
<spikeo> ok i have really itchy pubic wig atm (not lice, before you ask)
<spikeo> so i tried my clippers on it
<Gecko`> that part being your ELBOW
<spikeo> didn't realise they don't *do* long hairs
<spikeo> and my fucking shaver got tangled to my crotch
<spikeo> and was trying to kill me
<Emmeh> rofl
<Rel^Slacking> lol
<spikeo> i was like bicentennial man
<spikeo> or kryten trailing his groinal attachments
<spikeo> i can laugh now
<spikeo> but
<spikeo> NO BABIES FOR ME
<spikeo> :'(
<Rel^Slacking> Thats prolly a good thing
#87684 (1143)
<bhlaab> One time in high school I was talking to a girl who was SUPER NAZI feminist, and she was going on and on about the double standards against women in society, and how men have no double standards against them.
<bhlaab> That's when I brought up the fact that lesbians are looked upon as "fine", wheras gay men are always getting the complete <censored> beat out of them for no reason. She got pissed off at this comment, and snapped at me "What, are you a fag too or something?!"
<bhlaab> Go equal rights!!
#87705 (193)
<Qube> wowzz: try putting each servers ip and name in /etc/hosts
<wowzz> where is /etc/hosts
#87725 (641)
<burn_prom_girl> our frigde is outside because we got our kitchen tiled
<burn_prom_girl> and its in a puddle of water
<burn_prom_girl> thats bad right ?
<burn_prom_girl> and i shouldnt step in the water around the frigde ?
<burn_prom_girl> its plugged in
<ikari> water doesnt conduct electricity
<ikari> it's an urban myth
<ikari> go dance in the puddle
#87741 (-79)
<Stolurn> i was walkin home last night and i could suddenly smell KFC, and i was like mmmm, where's that comin' from?
<Stolurn> i look around and this black guy rides past, then the smell goes away
<Stolurn> bash.org was right :)
#87748 (-146)
<Logic_BomB> could you create an infinite loop with a jew if you put a quarter on one side of the room and a quarter on the other side of the room and told him he could only choose 1?
#87751 (772)
<revmoo> download the cky movies, they are a lot better
<ImpLin> where i get those?
<revmoo> kazza mart
<ImpLin> wheres that?
<Geoff-> at the corner of kazzalite and google
<ImpLin> what town?
<Geoff-> takingthistoofar, USA
#87759 (943)
<hawkman> my friend had a huge bloody nose in 11th grade, and he just shoved toilet paper up his nose until it stopped.  then my friend grabbed a coat hanger out of his car (i'm not really sure why he had one), then we went into the girls bathroom and spread blood _ALL_ over one of the stalls, left the coat hanger there, and put up a sign that said "please dont flush my baby"
#87809 (1137)
<p_digga> oh god i'm dumb when i'm stoned
<j3r3miah> why
<p_digga> i lost something on my desk, and i couldn't find it, so i moved my ssh window on my computer desktop to see if it was under it
<j3r3miah> oh god
#87873 (323)
<Fa||an> Steve Irwin
<Fa||an> Description: Ever since he walked in on his wife and an alligator having an affair, he hasn't been the same
<@Cyber|NWN> She loves the Croc ;)
#87981 (460)
<jeff> A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need
<jeff> some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
<jeff> "Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
<jeff> "Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
<Wintermute> bring your family problems somewhere else
#88064 (244)
<Diggy> rgr
<S5474> stfu
<trinity> ?
<Ne0N> IRC is a strange thing... thousands of users... yet less than 20 words said in a day
#88096 (461)
<Howdizzle> I put the Laughter in Slaughter