#96125 (262)
<nastsmom> this place looks like a ghost town
<Espresso> try changing the colors of your client so it looks like hawaii or somethign
#96134 (1351)
<magothy> is there an irish expression for hangover?
<tReMeR> morning
#96164 (1062)
<the_JinX> Now, Play Russian Roulette In Bash, Just Run This Line:
<the_JinX> [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live"
<psychosquee[]> the_JinX: What are the odds?
<the_JinX> 1 in 6 chance of removing your linux
* psychosquee[] has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<^sWift> haha
#96202 (280)
<Red_Sky> Time for some Yiddish freestyle rap! This one goes out to all my Rabbi homiez.
<Red_Sky> Wizzord to the oy, oy to the vay- to the 'lom shalabei, rockin with my niggaz, true blood niggaz! Torah torah torah! Hip to the hop to the skip to the drop, schmokin schnitzel mit my schmutzel, rock the block! I'm da freeflowin gentile schlemiel! What now!! What!
#96241 (119)
[u^A] jimmiejaz: have you use macos?
[jimmiejaz] no.
[u^A] it looks cool on tv
[u^A] oh
[syberghost] You can install MacOS on a TV?
[syberghost] I knew it went on new-age toilets, but not TVs.
#96243 (345)
<X> we women have this secret society
<X> if we say not to have sex with a guy
<X> then no one has sex with that guy
<X> u just got urself black-listed
<X> heheheh
<Dan> heh
<Dan> i think ive been blacklisted for a while
#96244 (143)
* Mas_Tnega decides to bring a friend in here
[1718:49] * sibn is now known as Tnegas_Friend
[1718:51] * Tnegas_Friend is now known as sibn
<Mas_Tnega> sibn: My friendships are usually shorter than that
<coolsi> less than 2 seconds?
<coolsi> you must be a really big social reject
<sibn> my friendships are usually shorter than my penis
<Mas_Tnega> sibn: They don't exist?
<sibn> Mas_Tnega: precisely
#96255 (314)
<ph0tek> Jemm, you're a women-magnet(R) ?
<Jemm> yeah.. unfortunately the wrong end :(
<ph0tek> hehe
#96274 (234)
<[TFF]Metalstar> dunno. if you were gettin bjs from 13 year olds you would be in jail
<alphaxion|Zzzz> or in japan
#96275 (378)
<Armand> dude
<Armand> I took a mega shit today
<Dong Abuser> nice work soldier
<Dong Abuser> as you were
#96295 (244)
< MechaniZM> how do i hack the internet with unix using aol?
#96309 (895)
<Sonecor> How do you shut down someone else's computer?
<^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC?
<Sonecor> Yeah
<^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q <nick>
<Sonecor> Thanks =D
* Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)
#96325 (210)
<Enygma> ?Ú?וs?Ú
<Enygma> I love japanese text without the support for it. I feel like Im reading a bunch of cheat codes.
#96343 (633)
<bill``> I'm taking the AP calc test tomorrow--does anyone have any last minute tips?
<MSINISTER> dont put metal in a microwave!
<MSINISTER> good luck!
#96345 (340)
wookietwist: update date now updated
DuoGWMaxwell60: wtf did you just say ...
#96356 (908)
<black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty cute.
<black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date.
<black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at chess.
<goKev> DUDE!  You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?!
<black-ice> Good point.  I probably should have let her win.
#96371 (312)
Keerax: i was talking in l33t to my old english teacher
Keerax: she said "i can't believe i passed you"
#96430 (198)
Brendan Reen: "call for a good time ;-) 0100 0010 0101 0101 0011 0010 0011"
#96442 (211)
<Lemming> one thing i dislike about broad band
<Lemming> porn popups load before you can close them, lol
#96448 (583)
(aero-neko) but today in the library, i left "http://goatse.cx" on the clipboard
(aero-neko) the next period a kid got suspended for fetish porn or something
#96486 (616)
<MistaED> i've got a great backup idea, get what you want important backed up like work docs and stuff, then zip it all up, encrypt it, then rename it to a porn name .avi and put it into kazaa!
#96996 (126)
<Toolbox> Mon (11:55 PM) : do you want to come over?
<Toolbox> =-/
<Toolbox> video games > sex with fat chick?
#97072 (249)
< MrZippy> BBC: "The brains of thousands of mentally ill people were illegally removed for research, a report is expected to reveal."
< MrZippy> Big surprise.
< Leimy> research like what?
< MrZippy> I dunno. Prolly to figure out why crazy people don't go stealing other people's brains?
#97442 (713)
<A|LOCO> !setinfo #women this is my setinfo, bow down
-ChanServ- You lack access to #women.
<A|LOCO> =(
#97834 (305)
<N1Hawk> hydro` is trying to find a good copy on kazza
<hydro`> yea
<hydro`> thats like finding a hooker who hasnt been fucked