#85901 (154)
<Smurfette> I used to blow up cars... but I kept burning my lips on that damn exhaust pipe
#85935 (631)
BobbyC> I mean, I wouldn't be attracted to them if they weren't my friends moms.
BobbyC> But there's something about, "Here kids, have a snack..." you know?
BobbyC> Is ANYONE with me on this?
#85938 (286)
<MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs.
<Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too.
<Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed up a pillowcase"
<Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"
<Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell.
<Kevyn> No pun intended.
#85940 (14)
<Chris_A> I wonder... doing a search for "vagina" and then one for "penis" on bash, which yeilds most results.
<Robin> Search for "nigger" afterwards.
#85953 (-7)
<SaberRider> Yoss, you might be an IRC Adict if you sneak to the computer in the middle of the night to get in more IRC time.
#85960 (185)
<Mazhule> i can cook chinese ^_^
<CUI-> Mazhule: I never knew that you were a cannibal
#85967 (267)
<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
<Dave2|Laptop>  <-- That is disgusting.
<GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop>  <-- That is disgusting.
#85972 (330)
<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a lot of emotions in me
<p_digga> is vomit an emotion?
#85975 (310)
<Scruuf> i'd rather live in a basement with 100mb then in a castle with 56k
<Shub> er...I rather have a connection something in between and live in a normal house ;P
<Scruuf> that just proves you're weird
#85978 (91)
<Griffin> dont call it rape
<Griffin> call it surprise sex
<endfro> hhaaha
<pagan> whatever works Griffin
#85979 (159)
<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
#85982 (523)
<Stugein> Headline:
<Stugein> Headless body in garbage bag discovered near Devil's Slide
<Stugein> First line of article:
<Stugein> The San Mateo County Sheriffs Office is treating Sundays gruesome discovery of a headless body as a homocide.
<Stugein> AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?!
#85989 (-2)
<darkpact> like i said man, stop smoking pot
<darkpact> it's not good for your braincell :|
<StarScythe> but its good for mah wellbeing
<StarScythe> and i meakes me spel so darnn kool
<darkpact> StarScythe, you should see a doctor ;(
<Kronck> lol
<StarScythe> yeahh dark maybe he can prescribe som good piils 4 me so  i can get even more wasted ::D:D:DD:
#85998 (309)
[@cOoke]: If there were a building that stood for average intelligence, you would be the plane that crashed into it
#86009 (372)
<morn> I'm gonna be a pimp, yo! It'll be off da hizzle fashizzle, knowwhatimsayin'?
<Gabe> It's sad when white people try to talk like black inner city people. It's doubly sad when those white people are European. :P
<morn> Now, don't be hatin'!
#86012 (221)
<revmoo> well
<revmoo> msg nexis
<revmoo> maybe he is one of those nerds that has his shit set to wake him up in the middle of the night if someone pm's him :P
<Geoff-> LOL
<Geoff-> hey
<Geoff-> i used to have that
#86017 (318)
<][blah][> i mean, are there any downloadble cd burners?, or do you need hardware?
#86019 (520)
<Desert_Storm> crap..
<Desert_Storm> just woke up in front of PC again :(
#86028 (281)
GGamoGamo: The unofficial newspaper of the college my friend went to was investigated by the Secret Service once
Wintyr Feanim: why?
GGamoGamo: For printing an editorial called "Jesus, please strike down Geroge W. Bush"
#86029 (302)
<Acero> my parents never bought me candy for shit because my moms a dental assistant
<Acero> so i'd have to hide candy like drugs
<Acero> thats how i got so good at it
#86049 (41)
<Squinky> Where the hell is sumez.
<Jim> Using an anonymous vagina, as are most Danish guys.
<Squinky> Do they not have VD there or something?
<Jim> They are VD.
<Squinky> So it's really Danish guys ravaging my penis right now?
<Jim> Most likely...Did you stick it into a Danish girl?
<Squinky> I think I used a breakfast danish to masturbate the other day...
<Jim> Pff, obviously that's what it is.
<Jim> You're supposed to use AMERICAN pie.
#86054 (98)
<+{R3D}Hurricane> Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt.
#86057 (236)
<Dr SpaZZo> A Reese's Peanut Butter Puff going directly down your throat is a LOT more painful than one might imagine.
TwilightKnight jots that down
<TwilightKnight> thanks
<Dr SpaZZo> No problem.
#86059 (451)
<CrossAlkaid> I'm going to make myself a son out of all the Kleenex I have in a pile by now.
<CrossAlkaid> Then I'll kill him, because the law makes no provisions for people made of Kleenex.
#86065 (533)
<CommanderStab> Man, all of these supposed "free PHP hosting" sites and not one of them is any good >_<
<CommanderStab> WTF?
<Riku> o.o
<CommanderStab> Hungarian?!
<CommanderStab> These guys actually have INTERNET?!
<CommanderStab> Man, I can't read this shit >_<
<CommanderStab> I have the greatest idea for a site
<CommanderStab> Say that we ofer 1000mb of fre PHP hosting
<CommanderStab> Then when they submit their information we keep their password and username and don't give them a site
<CommanderStab> Then we build a massive database of usernames and poasswords
<CommanderStab> Then we create a program to goes to every site on the itnernet that requires a password and get it to try all of the user/passes we have on every site
<CommanderStab> Then we blackmail the people because no doubt some of the sites are like sick porn sites and we'll have their email addresses
<CommanderStab> And we use the money that we get out of the blackmail to actually BUY some decent hosting
<CommanderStab> So I don't have to keep looking through all this shit