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#85466 (298)

<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there
<@crispexi> that was weird

#85486 (1999)

<Perrin> FUCKING CANDY BAG
<Perrin> OPEN
<Perrin> OPEN]
<Perrin> OPEN
<Perrin> ARHAGHAHGS
<Perrin> NO
<Perrin> NOT DOWN THE SIDE
<Perrin> FARHAHFANSKDFASD

#85508 (258)

<uneekwahn> you know what I hate
<uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home
<uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom
<uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(

#85514 (13448)

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

#85524 (-9)

<SirGoblin> Anti = fat.
<Anti> doh
****** Anti thwacks SirGoblin
<Jante> SirGoblin = gay.
<SirGoblin> better than fat ;/
<Jante> no..
<Jante> fat people can loose weight
<Jante> gay people will have to live with the fact that they've had a dick up da bum

#85537 (193)

<toe-sleep> i tell you what. if i had my way...
<toe-sleep> i'd be the one writing the propoganda leaflets america drops on baghdad
<toe-sleep> say shit like
<toe-sleep> "say no to saddam and in 6 months you're eating big macs!"
<fysh> get the mc'kebab buy one get one free mondays only
<fysh> KEBAB MONDAY
<toe-sleep> "resistance is futile. opertion desert mcdonalds franchise will succeed"
<toe-sleep> "would you like some freedom fries with that?"
<fysh> brought to you by CENTCOM AND THE UNITED MCDONALD FREEDOM FUND
<toe-sleep> (a corporation of SONY)

#85544 (182)

<exe|Die> what is an awkward?
<jonsae> i hope you're joking
<jonsae> exe|Die
<exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable
<exe|Die> or fruit

#85552 (269)

(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.

#85556 (321)

#85565 (302)

<revision> in biochem class today, and our teacher, has the hugest fastest ass ever, massive fat ass right.
<revision> so hes writing on the board, and moving as he goes, when all of a sudden *WHACK*. he turned around too fast and his FAT ass hit the corner of his desk reall really hard.
<revision> lol drops to the ground for like 30 seconds while clutching his rump, then gets up and runs out, blubbering all the way.
<revision> i have never laughed so hard at someone elses expense.

#85648 (464)

<Lord_Red> how did they screw up
<TheDingo> first, they somehow forgot i'd asked for an oil change, which was my main reason i'd brought in the car
<TheDingo> second, they didn't check to make sure WHICH john white i was, and had me listed as some guy in lancaster KY
<TheDingo> they tried calling me last night to say my car wouldn't be ready, but they called this other guy instead, who was quite confused, as he'd never owned a voyager in his life
<Lord_Red> demand money off your bill
<TheDingo> i got them back
<TheDingo> i took TWO donuts from the customer lounge

#85649 (134)

<Kai-Bach> 900 years, hensons hand up your butt, not as good you will look

#85742 (100)

<SLIMMTHUG> whats that link 4 that site
<SLIMMTHUG> where its alot of little sites
<SLIMMTHUG> jumpin around on the screen
<SLIMMTHUG> u click it
<SLIMMTHUG> and these lil windows
<DooD> http://www.catholicninjas.org/superfuntime <-- try there, see if they have it
<SLIMMTHUG> aint that the thing?
<DooD> nah
<DooD> it's a site that links to it
<SLIMMTHUG> COTDAMN U DOOD
<SLIMMTHUG> THAT WAS IT
*** SLIMMTHUG (nosrevia1@AC868011.ipt.aol.com) has left #cnn

#85825 (12)

<CommanderStab> Wow, bash.org is now 5000 quotes behind ^^;;
<CommanderStab> Still, that isn't to bad.
<CommanderStab> You can submit a quote and by the time they see and accept it you'll have forgotten what you said and you can laugh again when you read it.
<Mataki> You need to say something funny first, CS
<CommanderStab> Meanwhile YOU actually need to say something that isn't simply insulting me ^_-
<Mataki> But that IS funny

#85850 (-4)

<SherP> and even if i do lick cum
<SherP> its my own cum

#85857 (36)

<Hav0c> man you know you had a good workout when you pull your shorts out of the wash and they still smell like shit

#85859 (347)

<{o_o}> occupation isn't liberation, killing & mainimg children isn't liberation, you guys need a reality check
* {o_o} has quit IRC (Killed ((politically hostile. situation diplomaticaly resolved under IRC Security Council Resolution 1422)))

#85864 (220)

<+LS|Krylar> how much caffeine does it take before u get the shakes?
<+void_> that depends on how strong you want the shakes to be

#85870 (578)

<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a horny female in my entire life...cool.'
<Shinra> You stroked that hot pussy, eh?
<Josh_Aogiri> ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever said.
<Asuka_Aogiri> Totally.

#85873 (353)

<JesterX> am i lagged or are you all jackin off?

#85875 (434)

<MG5> clearly FFX-2 is not a game I'll be able to play with my pants on

#85877 (165)

<Gazoo> Wow, I'm gonna get laid.
<Gazoo> Right now
<Gazoo> And it's not internet sex!

#85892 (548)

< HomeBrewR> man, i wish today was friday
<@LucyFerr> it is
< HomeBrewR> cool! do i get 2 more wishes?
<@LucyFerr> only if you rub the lamp
< HomeBrewR> already did that today

#85899 (345)

* unchellmatt does the RAID lovers cheer... "ARRAY! ARRAY!"

#85900 (165)

<Da> US officers say they have found thousands of boxes containing vials of white powder and liquid at a "suspicious site" near Latifiya south of Baghdad.
<Da> sounds like a fuckin party!