#84317
(-29)<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it grew to the size of a small penis? <Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right next to her anus <Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught in the butt hairs that she has <Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest girl in the world <ankis>: FUCK OFF! <Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would #84321
(180)FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt overheat <diStriCt|sleep> really? <diStriCt|sleep> does that work? <FyreDefyre> yes <diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it? #84325
(156)<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex! #84328
(130)<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True. #84331
(-19)<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/. <Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory <Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P <Kel> typo <Rick_Hunter> lol. <Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> huh? <Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P <Rick_Hunter> I what? <Kel> how'd you know I did that? <Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P <Kel> I did? <Kel> oh <Kel> ha ha ha <Rick_Hunter> bash.org <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> no! #84333
(143)* dbzfreak pokes javabie * javabie fights back by talking javabieish <@javabie> hy <@javabie> how r u <@javabie> asl <@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/????????????? <@javabie> ? <@javabie> ???????????/// <@dbzfreak> ..*DIES* #84335
(71)froovgloobular: I SO NEED more holes :-( froovgloobular: in my ears. #84373
(272)<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1 <slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire? <slippy> don't fight with the americans? <slippy> hrhrhr <doggie^> hahah <doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue <doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up <slippy> lol <slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks <slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools" <doggie^> hahaha #84392
(317)<drunkers> u arab? <Zelbinian> Nope. <drunkers> good <Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English. <drunkers> geez <drunkers> u moms a whore #84401
(291)<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? <drunkers> probably and honest mistake <CaMR0N> but everyone? <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay? <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then #84402
(316)<drunkers> is your real name gabe? <Gabe-33> yes <drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel? <Gabe-33> no <drunker> concider it #84409
(154)<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like me ? <drunkers> dont ever say that out loud <wizards23> what that i got madden? <drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart #84421
(813)<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way <Insane-Lark> sure <Dan`> ? <Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom #84440
(406)*** Joins: azninvazn [mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps [owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3 [owner] you just got one-upped gruff [azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '#mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here *** Parts: azninvazn [mcgruff] ^5 #84451
(1941)*** Now talking in #12-15yrz <Salamander> Hi all!! <Petri> Hi a/s/l? <Salamander> 53/m/CA <Petri> I think ur in the rong place <Salamander> Oh no, I dont think I am... #84463
(1336)<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips" #84470
(317)<Hackster> oh, i crack me up. <lophyte> you crack me up too <lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster* <lophyte> ;) <Hackster> really. <Hackster> awww. *lick* <lophyte> yay :D <p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two #84556
(325)cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind #84582
(234)<MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up. #84661
(273)<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday <CryptoKnight> and we are having sex <Hektik_Sniper> ... <Hektik_Sniper> TMI <CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's boyfriend in the next room getting started <Hektik_Sniper> ... <CryptoKnight> and then they finish <CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going <Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!! <CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute man " <Hektik_Sniper> ... <CryptoKnight> heh #84688
(185)<phr0work> I buffer overflowed my penis last night #84692
(1685)<MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book. <jamessheen> whats masturbation <MillitePress> ... <Kail> ... <Nikul> ... <MillitePress> It's a touchy subject #84696
(436)* slippy drags you upstairs <ginge> ! <slippy> to bed.. <ginge> !! <slippy> to sleep! <ginge> :( <slippy> after a bit <ginge> ;) #84697
(-15)<slope_xb> American one = The Rung <slope_xb> er <slope_xb> Ring <Jeff`> the rung <slope_xb> woo i kan type f00 <Jeff`> rofl <Jeff`> that would be an interesting movie <SwizzleStick> the ladder or death <slope_xb> the Ring, the Rang, the Rung <slope_xb> :D <SwizzleStick> the top rung kills you <Jeff`> "SOMEDAY, I WILL CLIMB THIS LADDER" <Jeff`> "ONE RUNG AT A TIME" <slope_xb> Ring Rang Rung... almost as bad as Ching Chang Chong <Jeff`> the movie about a boy who climbs a ladder #84699
(188)<Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox <K> what is that? <Hanh> Ford Ka <Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu <K> gah <K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long.. <K> your mom is in the auto industry then? <Hanh> yes <Hanh> mainly developing backseats <Hanh> and breaking them in