#84317 (-29)
<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it grew to the size of a small penis?
<Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right next to her anus
<Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught in the butt hairs that she has
<Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest girl in the world
<ankis>: FUCK OFF!
<Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would
#84321 (180)
FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt overheat
<diStriCt|sleep> really?
<diStriCt|sleep> does that work?
<FyreDefyre> yes
<diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?
#84325 (156)
<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex!
#84328 (130)
<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True.
#84331 (-19)
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/.
<Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait
<Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P
<Kel> typo
<Rick_Hunter> lol.
<Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait
<Rick_Hunter> ^_^
<Kel> huh?
<Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P
<Rick_Hunter> I what?
<Kel> how'd you know I did that?
<Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P
<Kel> I did?
<Kel> oh
<Kel> ha ha ha
<Rick_Hunter> bash.org
<Rick_Hunter> ^_^
<Kel> no!
#84333 (143)
* dbzfreak pokes javabie
* javabie fights back by talking javabieish
<@javabie> hy
<@javabie> how r u
<@javabie> asl
<@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/?????????????
<@javabie> ?
<@javabie> ???????????///
<@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
#84335 (71)
froovgloobular: I SO NEED more holes :-(
froovgloobular: in my ears.
#84373 (272)
<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1
<slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire?
<slippy> don't fight with the americans?
<slippy> hrhrhr
<doggie^> hahah
<doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue
<doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up
<slippy> lol
<slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks
<slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools"
<doggie^> hahaha
#84392 (317)
<drunkers> u arab?
<Zelbinian> Nope.
<drunkers> good
<Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English.
<drunkers> geez
<drunkers> u moms a whore
#84401 (291)
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then
#84402 (316)
<drunkers> is your real name gabe?
<Gabe-33> yes
<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?
<Gabe-33> no
<drunker> concider it
#84409 (154)
<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like me ?
<drunkers> dont ever say that out loud
<wizards23> what that i got madden?
<drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart
#84421 (813)
<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way
<Insane-Lark> sure
<Dan`> ?
<Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
#84440 (406)
*** Joins: azninvazn
[mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps
[owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3
[owner] you  just got one-upped gruff
[azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '#mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here
*** Parts: azninvazn
[mcgruff] ^5
#84451 (1941)
*** Now talking in #12-15yrz
<Salamander> Hi all!!
<Petri> Hi a/s/l?
<Salamander> 53/m/CA
<Petri> I think ur in the rong place
<Salamander> Oh no, I dont think I am...
#84463 (1336)
<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"
#84470 (317)
<Hackster> oh, i crack me up.
<lophyte> you crack me up too
<lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster*
<lophyte> ;)
<Hackster> really.
<Hackster> awww. *lick*
<lophyte> yay :D
<p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
#84556 (325)
cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked
cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind
#84582 (234)
<MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up.
#84661 (273)
<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday
<CryptoKnight> and we are having sex
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<Hektik_Sniper> TMI
<CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's boyfriend in the next room getting started
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<CryptoKnight> and then they finish
<CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going
<Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!!
<CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute man "
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<CryptoKnight> heh
#84688 (185)
<phr0work> I buffer overflowed my penis last night
#84692 (1685)
<MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book.
<jamessheen> whats masturbation
<MillitePress> ...
<Kail> ...
<Nikul> ...
<MillitePress> It's a touchy subject
#84696 (436)
* slippy drags you upstairs
<ginge> !
<slippy> to bed..
<ginge> !!
<slippy> to sleep!
<ginge> :(
<slippy> after a bit
<ginge> ;)
#84697 (-15)
<slope_xb> American one = The Rung
<slope_xb> er
<slope_xb> Ring
<Jeff`> the rung
<slope_xb> woo i kan type f00
<Jeff`> rofl
<Jeff`> that would be an interesting movie
<SwizzleStick> the ladder or death
<slope_xb> the Ring, the Rang, the Rung
<slope_xb> :D
<SwizzleStick> the top rung kills you
<Jeff`> "SOMEDAY, I WILL CLIMB THIS LADDER"
<Jeff`> "ONE RUNG AT A TIME"
<slope_xb> Ring Rang Rung... almost as bad as Ching Chang Chong
<Jeff`> the movie about a boy who climbs a ladder
#84699 (188)
<Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox
<K> what is that?
<Hanh> Ford Ka
<Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu
<K> gah
<K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long..
<K> your mom is in the auto industry then?
<Hanh> yes
<Hanh> mainly developing backseats
<Hanh> and breaking them in