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(844)<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format? <cowofdoom> because they love Hitler. <Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking. #84702
(210)<@neko|stoned> when i first got into warez, i downloaded shindlers list <@neko|stoned> i deleted it thinking it was a bad copy <@neko|stoned> :/ #84705
(278)<Bob> my gf is so cool... <zkcerF> yer...corpses can get pretty cold... #84710
(247)<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal #84711
(123)<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9 <@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles #84725
(24)<SuperVeggie> tubgirl makes me thirsty :\ <SuperVeggie> it looks like some sort of curry flavoured milk #84729
(22)<Leeide> i found some jewish rap one time <Leeide> it was pimp <Leeide> was like......Two Live Jews or soemthing #84735
(310)<ue-Soul_Chaser> yeah sniper, normally, you can't stick your penis all the way unless you would want to rip her cervix apart <ue-Soul_Chaser> or, in your case, his rectum #84743
(442)Ubergamer: I think the idea that good things come to those who wait comes from the fact that, due to probability theory, on a long enough timeline there is a good chance that at least two good things will occur Ben: or it's a saying started by people who don't wait that want more good things for themselves Ben: so they tell those who wait to keep waiting Ubergamer: they should modernize that saying Ubergamer: hot chicks come to guys who masturbate Ben: haha Ben: and said thusly, one can see the absurdity Ben: we have successfully debunked an aphorism Ubergamer: yay! #84756
(365)Sardonyx: what do you do when a girl likes you and you have no like there of DooD: do what they do to you if the positions were reversed DooD: string them along forever DooD: slowly destroying their heart from the inside out Sardonyx: i don't think i have the patients for that #84757
(779)<Schismo5000>Did you know Hitler couldn't have kids? <PeterH>... <Schismo5000>Yea, he was anti-semenic <PeterH>Dude, thats anti semeTic, and it means he hated jews <Schismo5000>Oh <Schismo5000>>_< <PeterH>o_O #84762
(493)*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have cracked cm4? e-mail xxx@xxx.xxx' *** Quits: fluffy` (cya) *** JzY|aw is now known as fluffy` *** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have Frankie does Carlos 4? e-mail xxx@xxx.xxx' *** fluffy` is now known as JzY #84765
(740)[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy [Crysanna] you need cheese with that [loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese. [loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries #84776
(228)<reppy> I made her cum with the cock of fury! <_bigd_> reppy, she made you buy the Cock of Fury(tm) and use it on her? #84778
(264)<Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router <Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge <Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it <Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild #84780
(289)<deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but <@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples? <AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao* <AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :( <Nemessis> can i? <AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^ <neko> i can lick my nipple <Nemessis> leet <neko> takes ages sewing it back on though #84788
(33)<@Kiddy_C> \:=| <@Kiddy_C> ^ hitlet #84790
(377)<g3nocide> lol why the fuck would dreamweaver try to open an mp3 file ? <m0rn> is it made by real? that would explain the sudden determination to be used for everything #84793
(250)<fmadero> banshee what service starts submission?? <loucura> fmadero: bdsmServ #84795
(7)<Oki> omg <Oki> 12:25p EnterTheGame SecurityServices : We will be validating your network access in a few moments... Please don't be alarmed if you notice a couple connections on your firewall during this scan. <Oki> I thought it said "Please don't be ashamed if you notice a couple connections on your firewall during this scan." #84797
(-421)Motorbreath151: i'm gonna grow my hair and beard like sam jackson's in this movie Motorbreath151: i'm the foot fuckin' master TheOffspring326: yea TheOffspring326: you should become black too Motorbreath151: lemme try TheOffspring326: just rub shit all over your body TheOffspring326: haha Motorbreath151: hahaha Motorbreath151: man that's wrong on so many levesl TheOffspring326: then you'll smell AND look like them #84803
(1912)Reelr123: whats up k8 z swimmer: who are you? Reelr123: you dont remember? k8 z swimmer: nope Reelr123: i m bummed k8 z swimmer: clay? Reelr123: nope k8 z swimmer: ooool k8 z swimmer: k k8 z swimmer: so who the heck are ya Reelr123: its me Reelr123: guess Reelr123: i have admired you for a long time k8zswimmer: Who are you? Reelr123: i have known u for a long time k8zswimmer: way to freak me out yo Reelr123: I love you more then the world k8zswimmer: tmi.... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! Reelr123: I know exactly what u r doing as we speak. And you better get to bed right this instant Reelr123: or u r grounded from the computer k8zswimmer: MOM?!? #84805
(281)* jwz has sh0px0red <ogw-iii> whatcha get for me? <@jwz> plastic bags <@jwz> slightly used #84806
(636)*MulletMan removes his pants *BobZilla sets mode +pants MulletMan <MulletMan> fuck you #84810
(1004)*In private* <KaaLee> Well, he hasn't said a thing while I've been in here. <CommanderStab> He must be idling or something. I'll draw him out. Just watch!! *In the chat room* [22:10:33] <CommanderStab> Hey guys [22:11:17] <D-BOY> Fuck off stabb nobody wants to fucking hear what you have to say *In private* <CommanderStab> Ta-daaa!! Less than a minute!! That's gotta be a record!!!!!! <KaaLee> Your skills of annoyance are above us all