#83876 (282)
<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will. People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know, nobody would believe them
#83882 (1597)
* Professor sets mode: +m
<Professor> Listen up, people.
<Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're degenerating into bickering.
<Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so in the SMB manual.
#83891 (2013)
@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
#83947 (216)
<Horror> knock knock
<Dooper> who's there?
<Horror> Go fuck yourself
<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?
#83952 (453)
***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the wang jokes)
<MulletMan> but the memory remains!
#83973 (536)
* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know she's pregnant yet
#83985 (921)
[bigya] I am Tawain
[bigya] so
[bigya] I don't english
[Ccmods] Obviously.
#83994 (159)
<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?
<Kurin> 58.9331
<Kurin> er
<Kurin> 58.9332
<Kurin> Or, hrm
<Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html
<ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an answer
<Kurin> Really?  Fuck em
<Kurin> me
#84061 (103)
(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com
(doggie^): i think im addicted :|
(DaMuppet): wtf is that?
(doggie^): plugin for winamp
(doggie^): recommends music to you
(`dM`): nice
(DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"
#84075 (27)
(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'
#84086 (120)
<OIS> jesus is a fraud
<Staunchy> well I wouldnt buy a car off him
#84095 (1318)
*** Lara is now known as Lara|out
<jad> look at this
* jad eats Lara|out
#84108 (195)
<KANG> hey...shut up?
<Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni with blow me.
<KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza
<Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks, then
#84109 (71)
DooD: man im living dangerously
DooD: i bought publix sushi
DooD: late at night
DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge
DooD: to be eaten tomorrow
#84115 (275)
<Zedium> Sim Life
<Zedium> Pretend to have a life
<The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for
#84204 (-19)
<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being slow?
<tlc2000FOR> YES
<deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music slow
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk
<deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker
<deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo
<deimon_xtr> ......
#84206 (243)
<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot"
<Tarkaan> damn chinese
<living2di> distonctly?
<Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo
<dabba> damn mongorians
#84271 (206)
<NiN> fuck
<NiN> you fag
<NiN> i should sodomize you
<Lily> Nah.
<NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad
<NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i said yeah i dated him...rofl
<Lily> LOL
#84291 (65)
<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces...
<+Mara> -_-
<@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the words with IRC
#84293 (155)
<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women
<lunacrow> ever
<lunacrow> when have you ever seen any
<Destruya> Actually, one woman did.
<lunacrow> one woman
<Destruya> I can't remember the name.
<lunacrow> exactly
<lunacrow> yet women look at porn
<Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/
<lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and life in general."
<lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck
<Destruya> hahahah
#84294 (80)
<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight
<Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :)
<Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork..
<Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice :)
#84297 (-188)
<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties
<Ibuki> it scares me
<Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_<
<Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad
<tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org
#84305 (227)
<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one
<saba> rofl
<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
#84306 (-13)
<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider?
<Nadir> your mother
<Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night
<Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks.
* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir)
* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned)
-> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days.
-> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi"
-> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though
-> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too
-> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming
-> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate
-> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-> -j0ori- *gasms*
-> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.
#84308 (225)
<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'