#83634
(182)<Duo> I'm moving to Mars <Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz <Flash|slp|possum> and Earthlink (XD) #83643
(280)<Kosta> I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if they secreted lima beans #83650
(240)[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg [ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap [ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is [ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one [ @^duckman^ ] that sucked #83659
(372)* OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has joined #Counter-Strike * OutLaniz got pussy 2night! <OutLaniz> wewt <Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to join irc channels and tell them. #83663
(124)<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\ <Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape #83686
(311)<Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored <Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a while and couldn't really remember how gross it was <Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it #83702
(246)(bovril): food escapes me (nark): it ran away? (nark): try killing it before you eat it sam (bovril): its nicer fresh #83705
(114)<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first <jixn> if u know what i mean <jixn> putt from the ruff <jixn> have gay sex etc <Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx <jixn> i made the first one up myself #83724
(318)<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions <mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl? #83734
(343)(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse? #83742
(615)<ryant09> How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. #83746
(407)(@Hektik) once i saw my grandparents have sex and thats why i dont eat rasins #83749
(272)(@Gramps) Too sunny to go out today. Reflection off my head starts fires #83756
(284)<Wang_Ninja> oh boy <Wang_Ninja> minigame <Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys <Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame? #83760
(278)<Winta> I Am Single... <Playette69> aww poor winta <Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to rob a house tonight... <Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool.. #83766
(223)<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write 'skillz', even in university homework #83769
(273)<grimrat> oh.. migod <grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote "must of"... <grimrat> I feel faint <grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time <grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name? #83772
(22)<GeNOc|DE> man ur making as much sense as a letter box in africa #83777
(388)<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard... <fin> Then shave. <Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con. <Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one. <fin> Why? <Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have. <fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn. <Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY? <Macavity> Shiiiit.... <fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you? <Maestro|OoT> LARP? <Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing. <Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO. <fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you? #83792
(181)<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to? <Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc <Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as trivial as chat #83798
(285)<Saddam> wtf? #83822
(330)<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media? <Supachikn> A RULER <Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS #83825
(103)< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy. < envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol * Flimflam shrugs < Flimflam> it's the USA :P < Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P #83833
(164)<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward <LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world #83860
(175)[%werejag] people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it