#83298 (225)
* @Death-Blade wishes hotmail would be smart enough to block any email addresses with painfully obviously invalid domain names
<@Death-Blade> assadfds@ajkdjsas.ase most certainly qualifies as such
<Sinclair-> oh shit i know that guy!
#83310 (735)
(dariball_) n8 all
(jason-) i think it means night.
(jason-) but i'm not leet enough like that.
(Xentac) hehehe
(Xentac) but night ends in ite... and 8 ends in ate...
(Xentac) so he's saying nate
(jason-) i can understand like "i 8 your chicken because it looked at my prost8."
(jason-) that makes more sense
(jason-) well kinda.
#83318 (143)
<Tagrineth> You shouldn't hit a girl ;P
<[justin]> i dont consider you a girl
<[justin]> i consider you one of the gays
<[justin]> er
<[justin]> i mean one of the guys
#83322 (824)
* jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool
<@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3 months, 28 days)
#83326 (413)
<Lo-Rez> having sex lowers your immune system
<coalesce> i must be immune to everything then
#83375 (286)
<Nexus330> we got this phrase back south
<Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me"
<morbid> well that explains alot
#83445 (-136)
[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself
[04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up
[04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay
[04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business
[04:05:24] <@holden> and blam!
[04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out..
[04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF
[04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk
[04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck
[04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore
[04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf
[04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else
[04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night D:
#83449 (106)
<Samah> hmm the one bad thing about seeing cute chicks - it gets me depressed.... T_T
<@toe2toe> /j #suicide
#83455 (940)
<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that yesterday !"
#83489 (2692)
<Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1
<Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me
<Luigi30> nm
<Floach> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess.
#83510 (573)
<corey|sleepin> bush is on tv
<static> wut he sayin corey?
<corey|sleepin> 'all yer oil are belong to us'
#83512 (235)
<{R3D}Hurricane> you know your a geek when the highlight of your vacation consisted of spying on people in the Oracle HQ Building with binoculars from your hotel room
#83515 (910)
<Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online
<Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire
#83518 (276)
<Raine> Loggy, you ever hear of Escape Velocity?
<Loggy> I DONT KNOW THE NAME, BUT THE FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!!!  BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!  LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ
*** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Raine (jerk)
<Raine> LMAO
*** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse
<Loggy> damn AT&T...
*** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Al (You go to hell and you die!)
<Raine> ROFL
<Al> hehe
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<Loggy> better give them a call..
#83538 (158)
<Oli> i havent got my email yet.
<Rossell> Oli: That the police found your gay card?
<Reid> You need a CARD now?
<Reid> Where do I, umm, obtain one?
<Rossell> Parliament
#83546 (459)
<ascii_phil> And if you ever need something to scare children with[0], I'll
describe the tenant cycle implementation.
<ascii_phil> [0] Well, database-knowledgable geek children.
* daveious is scared enough by the implementation of footnotes in IRC,
thankyouverymuch
#83557 (866)
wildcanary55: go away
xzet27: why?
wildcanary55: I'm working
xzet27: this is ur boyfriend
wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother!
xzet27: o
xzet27: sry
#83567 (306)
<MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass, things always turn out somewhat good
<MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you will
#83592 (314)
<EvilNekoSpork> You know, it's a bad sign when you hear a loud crash and the build process you were watching take place via SSH on another machine abruptly stops... and the other SSH session freezes... brb.
#83595 (186)
* Treiben has bargainname.com
Azi: how much are they?
Treiben: 8.95
Azi: same as godaddy then
Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate
Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5
Azi: that would be just my luck
#83602 (1434)
(@Wheelman56) 37.  What does the average person do approximately 15 times a day?
(@Wheelman56) Answer: _____
(@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate
(+ep`andro`shower) masturbate
(+TD|Canuckistan) masturbate
#83613 (32)
<Flashfire> 'bad mouth' - a mouth which is evil and wants to take over the universe
#83616 (26)
<%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history test
<%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs
#83621 (995)
jeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my pants
jeremy rockz: shit
jeremy rockz: wrong window
KrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going!
jeremy rockz: wow'
#83627 (10550)
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.