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#82205 (-5)

* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205] [4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit]
<khaos> hm
<khaos> new manson?
<@mootlif3> yeh
<%jdp> LOL dumbass
<%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title?
<@mootlif3> lol
<khaos> fu lemar

#82209 (38)

shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson....
shoeman: 0hhhhhh
EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones
shoeman: oh shush
shoeman: lol
EvilBanana: she is!
shoeman: blah blah blah
EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs
shoeman: lol
shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal?
shoeman: :-P
EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary department
EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a mammal
shoeman: lol

#82212 (841)

(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV)
<eva> omg
<eva> fucking campers

#82217 (547)

<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate
<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room
<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room
<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off
<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger

#82218 (124)

<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez
<deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is
<deformated> only in other countries do females use it
<astynax> ICQ, not IRC
<deformated> ahh it might help if i read things
<astynax> i heard it helps

#82222 (420)

<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft
<i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...

#82223 (-93)

* Robzy spins round in his chair
* Robzy falls off...
* Robzy hurts his head
<Robzy> ouch.
* Robzy obviously needs sleep...
<Robzy> Neways....

#82226 (290)

<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written consent to check her legs, i most certainly have
<flatface> lol
<Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert
<Saotome_Ranma> woo woo
<Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o
<a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round
<a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly
<Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai
<Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR

#82227 (259)

<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D
<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones
<Bizznatch> LMAO
<Bizznatch> 0WN3D
<xanax`> hehe
<idiot> bah

#82229 (258)

Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me

#82232 (78)

* FarmerJoe is the resident pro-war/anti-canada guy
<soopadeop> <--- canadian
<FarmerJoe> aww, sorry...I hate you :P

#82238 (202)

* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is...
* Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed with goatse
<Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition
<Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer of goatse?!

#82239 (216)

<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse
<TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week

#82642 (3)

<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take? 1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install
<Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin.
<TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much

#82645 (244)

<veruca_girl> wtf?
<veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch film

#82808 (787)

<courtney> GOD! I hate periods!
<ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated

#82851 (1109)

<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink
<bf> what religion is that
<WHEELJACK> poverty

#83045 (514)

<CmdrRat|Sick> http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-12276106,00.html
<CmdrRat|Sick> MARINE shot in the head 4 times, helmet saves him
<Toan> wow
<Toan> He should play CS

#83094 (423)

<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle
<magpie> and call it "hunting"
<JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one

#83095 (219)

*** Joins: soundsold (~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com)
<zaps> that is wierd
<zaps> my last name is in that host.
<timmo> WOW
<timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE
<orion> is your last name 61.w?

#83130 (282)

<Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new lab?
<Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...

#83142 (73)

#83176 (237)

<EnoC> sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough for the neighbors to hear

#83276 (182)

<Slinky3> i made bricks today!
<Slinky3> with my own home-ground flour!
<Apollo> I made some too, but I flushed them when I was finished

#83290 (475)

<kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last buffy
<kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about it
<kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right
<kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.