#82167 (269)
* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice
* Khatru points out that vi sucks.
<pig> obviously
<Nugget> it is software.  ergo, it sucks.
<pig> your mom is software
<Khatru> ..
#82168 (142)
<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"
<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".
<HamhamSoZ> ...I see
#82169 (637)
<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
<Marlon_Strike> no she's not.
<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P
<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
<Marlon_Strike> ....
<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck...
<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends...
<SUMO> We never have any.
#82170 (104)
VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war
#82171 (130)
<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
<Bashman> What?
<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
<Bashman> O_O
<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^
#82173 (1212)
<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool!
<KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had
<LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq!
<KANG> I stand corrected.
<LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus!
<LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die
<KANG> I hate you more than anything
#82174 (80)
<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys
<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
<Poison_Idea> please
<overandoutcaptn> nope
<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
<Poison_Idea> fuck
<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
<Poison_Idea> illl put it on
<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for
<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it
<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way
#82176 (804)
<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /quit im a fag
* Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)
#82177 (842)
Andrews: 'I have man bitches'
Andrews: 'MANY.'
Andrews: FUCK
#82184 (249)
<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran"
<TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer
#82185 (403)
<downer> who is you?
<Sarpedon> yo mama
<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry
<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK
#82186 (136)
<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about
<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining
<phyre> haha
#82191 (239)
onuap: good morning
bochip: morning onuap
Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning?
onuap: bad morning for you then
bochip: he was wishing you a good one
bochip: for some reason
Blitzsama: i know
Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here
bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes?
Blitzsama: maybe...
Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.
#82192 (650)
<^Spike^> I just realised
<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them.
<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK
<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.
<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.
<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
#82193 (39)
<antiroach> suck me off
<TheVirus> if i could find it
<antiroach> look harder
#82194 (35)
<hein> I LOVE LAURA
<laura> Are  you drunk, hein.
<hein> off of love
<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
#82195 (292)
<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents
<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
#82196 (190)
* Avie|work tabs back in *
<Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about?
<ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P
<Xrtsys> Wait.  The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases.
<DND> virgin girls are cool
* PxM watches Avie tab back out
<Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.
#82197 (663)
<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters
<berger> he said no
<Zardoz> how old is his sister?
<berger> well
<berger> hmm
<berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
#82198 (183)
<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen
<Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame...
<Treen|Dead> ...
<Alvaro> ...
<Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment*
<Alvaro> *awkward silence*
<Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
<Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac?
<Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks?
<Zippo> Something.
#82200 (7)
<goat^2> man, i just queefed
<goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted?
<goat^2> yeah
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross
<goat^2> stinked pretty bad
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have?
<goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell
<goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion
<goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
#82201 (153)
<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
#82202 (159)
<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.
<Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.
<Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
#82203 (62)
<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human
<laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
#82204 (217)
<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink
<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*
<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..
<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts
<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it