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(269)* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice * Khatru points out that vi sucks. <pig> obviously <Nugget> it is software. ergo, it sucks. <pig> your mom is software <Khatru> .. #82168
(142)<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?" <Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia". <HamhamSoZ> ...I see #82169
(637)<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut. <Marlon_Strike> no she's not. <TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P <Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor. * cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods * SUMO nods at Cloud as well. <Marlon_Strike> .... <Marlon_Strike> You guys suck... <Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends... <SUMO> We never have any. #82170
(104)VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war #82171
(130)<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that. <Bashman> What? <HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew. <Bashman> O_O <HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^ #82173
(1212)<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool! <KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had <LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq! <KANG> I stand corrected. <LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus! <LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die <KANG> I hate you more than anything #82174
(80)<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys <Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX <Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it <Poison_Idea> please <overandoutcaptn> nope <overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay <Poison_Idea> fuck <overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans <overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls <Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney <Poison_Idea> illl put it on <overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for <overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay <overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it <Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo <overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way #82176
(804)<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /quit im a fag * Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag) #82177
(842)Andrews: 'I have man bitches' Andrews: 'MANY.' Andrews: FUCK #82184
(249)<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran" <TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer #82185
(403)<downer> who is you? <Sarpedon> yo mama <Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry <Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK #82186
(136)<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about <nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining <phyre> haha #82191
(239)onuap: good morning bochip: morning onuap Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning? onuap: bad morning for you then bochip: he was wishing you a good one bochip: for some reason Blitzsama: i know Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes? Blitzsama: maybe... Blitzsama: let me sleep on it. #82192
(650)<^Spike^> I just realised <^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them. <^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK <^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it. <^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier. <^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist. #82193
(39)<antiroach> suck me off <TheVirus> if i could find it <antiroach> look harder #82194
(35)<hein> I LOVE LAURA <laura> Are you drunk, hein. <hein> off of love <laura> sad, drunk off yourself. #82195
(292)<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents <BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard. #82196
(190)* Avie|work tabs back in * <Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about? <ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P <Xrtsys> Wait. The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases. <DND> virgin girls are cool * PxM watches Avie tab back out <Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology. #82197
(663)<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters <berger> he said no <Zardoz> how old is his sister? <berger> well <berger> hmm <berger> i suppose thats why he said no. #82198
(183)<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen <Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame... <Treen|Dead> ... <Alvaro> ... <Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment* <Alvaro> *awkward silence* <Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. <Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac? <Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks? <Zippo> Something. #82200
(7)<goat^2> man, i just queefed <goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina <paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted? <goat^2> yeah <paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross <goat^2> stinked pretty bad <paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have? <goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell <goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion <goat^2> and there was a rancid smell #82201
(153)<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm <p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh" #82202
(159)<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid. <Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart. <Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable. #82203
(62)<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human <laceyfloss> like michael jackson? #82204
(217)<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink <-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck* <-(@SleazyC)-> lmao.. <-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts <-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it