<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off?
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<Hemingray> ..
<Hemingray> jerking off again?
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<Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus-
<SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²)
<Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again
* Kalaco is listening to 風ã?®ãã?ã?«(ã©ã¤ã´ã»ã´ã¡ã¼ã¸ã§ã³) by å°?ç°åæ£.
<Feodore> That's an awesome song.
<Kalaco> o.o
<Kalaco> you can see?
«@ MisoStupid» <mp3> !MisoStupid 05 - Justin Timberlake - Justified - Cry Me A River.mp3 <8.86mb> <4m 50s> <256kbps>
«@ MisoStupid» WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
«@ MisoStupid» MY SISTER NEEDS TO NOT USE THIS COMPUTER
frostedbeagels: now here's the thing
onkeybutt87: where's the thing?
frostedbeagels: here
onkeybutt87: oh yeah
<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me
<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it
<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!
<@soul|FL> ...
<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth
<IgnusDei> yum
<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic
<Celtic> I can lick my own balls.
<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
<manaani> 12
<manaani> err
<manaani> 0
@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot
<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)
<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..
<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave
<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?
<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind
<InvisableMan> is that even possible?
<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....
<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???
<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah
<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy
<soul|FL> shes 64
<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake
<molo> BREASTESES
<pike|sl33p> HI MOLO!
<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID
[03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4am ?
<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg
<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P
<keta> yeh
<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy
<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties
<HansBlix> hahahaha
<gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags
ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it
ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page
CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?
ramoth4: hai, so desu
CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively*
ramoth4: rotflmfao
<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers
<notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks
<gho5t> that guys got a death wish though
<gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school
<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?
<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants
<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia?
<gho5t> who cares?
<[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does
<MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t?
<gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings?
<gho5t> i'm sorry i care
<gho5t> let's go look together
<gho5t> i'll meet you at google