#81966 (238)
<comm> what did r. kelly go to jail for again?
<mcgruff> it was for fucking a 17 year old girl
<mcgruff> which to me, is only a crime
<mcgruff> if you don't enjoy yourself
#81967 (1274)
<mcgruff> ever notice, that like half the quotes on bash seem to be plucked out of conversations specifically designed to produce quotes to submit to bash?
<cliff> i LOVE the cock
#81968 (23)
<Virus_the_snafu> What is it with Nazis and burning things?
<Virus_the_snafu> What do you do with Books?--Burn Them! What do you do with Jews?--Burn Them! What do you do with Disabled People?--Burn Them! And Now Homeless?--Hey why not Burn Them!
<Kel> I think it had to do with the German's primitive state of mind.. "hey look! I made fire! lets put it on things and see what happens!!"
#81970 (-173)
<Spider|shower> Okay, you and Holodoc got +amogv.
<HoloDoc> can I have +aybabtu?
<|NeTTy|-> ?
<The_Morph> aybabtu == All Your Base Are Belong To Us
<y0ke> All Your Base Are Belonging To Us
<The_Morph> y0ke... you're a f*cknut. You don't even know the most famous classic engrish quote of all times.
<y0ke> hehe what is engrish ?
<The_Morph> ROTFLMAO
* y0ke slaps The_Morph around a bit with a large trout
<The_Morph> www.engrish.com
<y0ke> i thought you typoes english :)
<The_Morph> sorry y0ke, this is going to bash.org :D
#81971 (107)
<[YG]Vagabond> shilf i want you to touch my trouser trout
<Saddles|ihid> only if you touch my ankle spanker first
#81972 (610)
<Quentil> uh, is anyone a little boggled by the fact that cnn and msnbc and foxnews seem to be better equiped with stuff than the entire nation of iraq?
<William> not realy
<Quentil> "now we go to the carrier group and watch the planes take off.  Okay, we're gonna cut to the guy reporting that those planes are now over this city.  Let's watch the bombs fall live.  Okay, now we go back to the carrier and watch the planes land.
<William> dont forget the news's armored vehicles
<Quentil> yeah
<William> which are better than Iraqs, in some cases
<Quentil> heh
<William> at least its not like Macross II, where the News Service had a Variable Fighter
<William> If FOX had a jet fighter, something would be wrong
<William> seriously wrong
<Quentil> that would rock
<Quentil> 'Now we go live to the FOX f-15...which has shot down three iraq jets so far...The media and gov't are so in bed with one another for this war it almost would make sense.
<William> dont forget the FOX news broadcasting Aircraft Carrier station.
* Quentil laughs
<William> and their "Close to the Action" Camera Tank
<Quentil> and the FOX News special ops group.
<William> "Getting News, the SEAL way."
#81973 (509)
<dsfsadfa> do you guys know what would be even cooler than the death of bush?
<SaberRider> an iraq victory ?
<SaberRider> (which is very unlikely)
<dsfsadfa> orange flavored pepsi
<Keltosh-ill> ...
<Iraq> Whoa...
<Iraq> That'd be awesome!
<dsfsadfa> i told you
#81974 (138)
<cyb0rgirl> what's the command for /quit ?
#81979 (348)
* Squizzle is now known as Love
* Scourge punches Love in the face.
* Love avoids Scourge forever.
<Love> (This is called an "allegory".)
<Love> (Which derives from the Greek for "Scourge will never have a date in his life".)
#82000 (359)
<cams> hey look, I'm japanese
<cams> rororro
<Ferrus> hey look
<Ferrus> i'm japanese
* Ferrus flies into the side of a us destroyer
#82024 (199)
<gopus> what does liking big butts and not lying have to do with each other?
<gopus> if I like big butts
<gopus> does that mean I can't lie?
#82049 (27)
<[eep]matt> bearing in mind all rap songs are about sex, drugs, and how they were fucked up the arse as a child.. there aint much to choose from
#82050 (206)
<Shaun> Dammit help me with my maths homework!  Can x²+x be simplified any further?
<Mike> Nope
<Shaun> Yeah well your mammas fat ugly and looks like a man!
<Mike> That can be simplified however
<Mike> Just say your mamma is a double for Pavaorati
#82053 (153)
<Calaveron> time to get the hose and the bucket
<Measure> you smelled that fart too?
#82055 (578)
<jebus2000> do muslums say OMFA?
#82056 (967)
(bovril): amsterdam is officially the best place ever
(doggie^): how stoned did you get?
(bovril): as stoned as an adulterous arab woman
#82057 (221)
Crackuh83: i drank half a bottle of vodka.
babibuterfli: r u ok?
Crackuh83: yeah i'm fine.
babibuterfli: thats no good
Crackuh83: i was fine.
Crackuh83: didn't piss blood or anything
Crackuh83: didn't really get a hangover.
babibuterfli: still shouldn't drink that much
Crackuh83: it gives your liver super powers
babibuterfli: no it doesn't
#82058 (-163)
<KANG> darkdude?
<darkdude> yeah?
<Tobias> Whatever the fuck you want to be called.
<Tobias> He's a newbie.
<KANG> since when did we start letting black people in here?
<Tobias> Dunno.
<darkdude> dude im not black
<darkdude> :P
<KANG> sure you aren't blacky
<Tobias> You seem like it.
<darkdude> lol
<Tobias> Mr. darkdude
<darkdude> just thought the name was OK
<KANG> I mean, the only description we have to go is "dude", meaning you lack vagina, and "dark", obviously referring to your skin color
<Tobias> Aye.
<Tobias> What the dying mullet said.
<darkdude> dark means happy
<darkdude> here
<darkdude> lol
<Tobias> In what?
<Tobias> Niggatown?
#82059 (545)
<sarcasmo> i hate it when i cant kick ppl
<sarcasmo> im twice as fast as other ops on #af
<sarcasmo> cos i i have twice as less life than they do
<sarcasmo> and therefor im in there twice as often and long
<sarcasmo> i like how i type sentances that build up to a pyramid
<sarcasmo> and then after a while they go back slowly
<ValHeru> rofl
<sarcasmo> just as they are doing now i guess
<sarcasmo> but u kinda interrupted!
<sarcasmo> which wasnt nice
<sarcasmo> -.-
#82060 (133)
<@A-Patriot-Missile> im gonna blow you.... up
* marley is now known as A-Scud-Missile
<+A-Scud-Missile> no
* A-Scud-Missile was kicked by A-Patriot-Missile (DESTROYED!!!)
#82061 (214)
<E|S-Darch> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
<Hoffmann> whats a "bukkake"?
<E|S-Darch> its when like 15 guys decide to blow a load on a girl's face
<Hoffmann> hrmm let me guess, u exprimented with it on your little brother?
<E|S-Darch> wtf
<E|S-Darch> i fucking hate you
<Hoffmann> no dude see thats funnie
<Hoffmann> ur suppose to say lol..its not like its true
<Hoffmann> ...or is it?
#82062 (127)
<RSquared> You know, now that I think of it, God did directly influence my desire to draw...I used to doodle on the handouts for church all the time...
#82063 (79)
<Cleve> my history teacher looks just like drew carey. and just like the real drew carey, he always makes jokes that noone laughs at
#82064 (149)
<SNAILS>  I HAVE:LAPPTOP,COMPIUTERS,CELL   I NO HAVE:CAPSLOCKKEY
#82067 (956)
Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc.  After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff.  Right now I am chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion.  He's using ipv6.