#82070 (456)
<Grimp> uh
<Grimp> I think my cd-rom eject si broke
<G_Reaper> Stop putting your drink on it
*** Skky joined the party line.
<Grimp> dammit
<Grimp> my cd-rom drive is dead
<Skky> that's what happens when you use it as a cup holder
#82072 (258)
<Vexx> laptops needs a new name
<Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your crotch.
<+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew
#82073 (404)
<Huan> wtf
<Huan> some guy stuck a condom over his head and is blowing on it
<pleasant_> haha
<pleasant_> what a dick head
#82074 (225)
<Chu-Chu-Rocket> dole's making it really hard for me to keep my IRC window open when my mom walks by
<Foobar> just /clear
<Chu-Chu-Rocket> yeah, but that looks suspicious
<dole> dude
<dole> she just cut off the second rapist's dick
<dole> and left him to bleed in the bathtub
<dole> and he bled to death
* Chu-Chu-Rocket clears.
#82075 (-3)
<@RxR|Skitzo> !access MyAssHard
* @Anjali accesses skitzo's hard ass
<@Anjali> its to hard
<@RxR|Skitzo> hahaha
<@Anjali> i cant access it
<@Anjali> i cant get thru
<@Anjali> damn
* TheCardboardTubeSamurai takes pics of the action
<@RxR|Skitzo> lol
<@Anjali> lol
<@RxR|Skitzo> try harder!!
<@RxR|Skitzo> it shouldnt be that hard...but you should
* @Anjali fists Skitzo
<@Anjali> STILL NOT PENETRATING
<@Anjali> SOMEONE HELP ME
<@RxR|Skitzo> hahaha
* @Anjali pushes harder
<@Anjali> i feel something smushy pushing against my fist
<@Anjali> ewwwww
* TheCardboardTubeSamurai records action on camcorder
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> omg irc gone wild
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> whoo!
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> who wants beads
<@RxR|Skitzo> lolololol
<@RxR|Skitzo> haha
#82076 (544)
<ecco> a commercial for the fonz toaster would rock
<ecco> they'd show him in a toaster
<ecco> and he'd be like EEEEEEEYYYYY
<ecco> and then they'd turn it on
<ecco> and the coils would heat up
<ecco> and he'd be like EEEYYAAAAARRRRRGHHhhhhhhh and his flesh would burn off
#82077 (342)
<Mamoru> ok, i just finished Jurassic Park for snes
<Mamoru> i left my system on for 3 days straight, because it has no in-game save
<Mamoru> and i finish it
<Mamoru> and it says
<Mamoru> YOU HAVE ESCAPED FROM JURASSIC PARK! CONGRATULATIONS
<Mamoru> aaaargh
#82080 (27)
* @RxR|SkaAntiFlag slaps TheCardboardTubeSamurai around a bit with a large trout
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> your fish smells like pussy
#82081 (145)
<InvisableMan> bra!
<s0berer> shit, is my bra showing?
<dz[tetrinet]> O.o
<chris> lol
* s0berer realizes there's no need for a bra, yet alone the lack of wearing one....
<Rocker> i wear a bro
<Rocker> :P
<Rocker> (only people who used to watch seinfeld would get that)
<dz[tetrinet]> you wear a black guy?
<dz[tetrinet]> O.o
#82082 (221)
james: wouldnt it be cool to live in a giant oval room
james: when ppl come over, u can be like, sit in the corner plz, and they'll get confused
#82084 (25)
(IllusionS) i eat bacon
(zErO-M|M) i eat sausage
(IllusionS) racist
(zErO-M|M) i know
#82085 (24)
<kryonik> IM PRO WAR AND PRO CHOICE
<kryonik> EAT ME YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIE BASTARDS
<kryonik> oh wait
<kryonik> THEY CANT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL VEGETARIANS
#82086 (109)
* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK
<Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas.
<xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat
<Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off.  It gets her off the computer.
<Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?
#82087 (580)
<Foobar> hah the FBI is probably monitoring us
<Foobar> BOMB BUILDINGS PLANES BOMBS HIJACK HIJACK BOMBS OSAMA BIN LADEN TERRORIST
*** Foobar has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
#82088 (45)
* mentor goes fishing for the bash.org quote about anal hobgoblins...
#82089 (826)
* Alpaca is listening to : Celine Dion - Where Does My Heart Beat Now.mp3
<Alpaca> NOOOOOOOOOO
<Alpaca> STUPID SCRIPT
#82091 (101)
<Paxx> What's?
<Paxx> Up?
<x-wing-> nufing
<StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex"
<StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me
<x-wing-> k
<Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex.
<StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music
<StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music & buttsex
<StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so Wolf says
<Paxx> 80's music sucks.
<Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.
#82092 (120)
<LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!
#82094 (345)
<EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until Adam rebuilds the Domino server.
<Foobar> did he knock it over?
#82096 (106)
[During an online Scrabble game]
<Grimp> I'd have to see your rack to actually play them :P
<Grimp> uh no sexual meaning intended :p
#82097 (183)
<Grimp> haha
<Grimp> I evolved into a monkey
#82098 (24)
* [-SeaN-] has joined #@home
<[-SeaN-]> wat up mang0s
<MrWhippy> shutup assface
<[-SeaN-]> :(
* [-SeaN-] has left #@home
#82099 (675)
<d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese?
<MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games
<d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime
<d_e> oh my god
<d_e> are you serious?
#82100 (164)
<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just harder 2. I can't read a damn thing
#82101 (34)
<Tempis> go pick up some chick
<Godfather> ¤¤ mp3: [06 - Meat.mp3] ¤¤ [4:03min - 128kbps - 44.1khz] ¤¤
<dithi> i'm trying!
<dithi> it's not that easy, they're stupid but they aren't gullible
<Godfather> true
<Tempis> they arent as gullible as they used to be
<Godfather> but they're still stupid
<dithi> indeed