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(96)<Wookie> gunkaaa?? <gunkbitch> gunkaaa is teh mastah haxor <Wookie> gunkaaa?? <gunkbitch> gunkaaa: It's not rape if they can't say no. <Wookie> :o <gunkaaa> wtf <gunkaaa> where did that come from #81910
(60)<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're saying? <@Campbell> LIke if I said... <tiny> Hmm.. <@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU <@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands? <tiny> S/he/it just might =) <small_bee> yeah ,i love him forever <tiny> It's fairly direct <tiny> .. <tiny> Ok. <tiny> Maybe not #81911
(-146)<Phool312> trixie dont denie, you love the shaft in the mouth <Phool312> trixie if i gave you 50 pence <Phool312> would you have sex with me? <trixie> fuck off #81913
(163)<trixie> do you want to seo ther peics? <trixie> see** <Allio> whose pics? <trixie> other** <trixie> pics** <trixie> fuckin hell isuck <trixie> suck****** #81914
(56)<Mr_Milkman> i just found some metal shavings and shredded rim tape inside my wheel <Mr_Milkman> i've no idea why i didn't get puntures <Mr_Milkman> time to go buy some rim tape i think <olly> heeeheeheee "rim tape" heeheehee #81916
(614)<[FYAD]Chem-Commando> hey guys <[FYAD]Chem-Commando> a man with dark skin just picked up my television and went out the door <C_Cardigan> reparations for slavery <C_Cardigan> not a thing you can do #81917
(359)<Tetsuo> I've given up doubting the search phrases you say people find your site by. You can't possibly make stuff that stupid up. <CommanderStab> Oh yeh?! Check this joke out for size! <Tetsuo> Oh Lord, what have I done now? ^_- <CommanderStab> "What's the difference between a tax cheat and a corpse?" <CommanderStab> "One's a Fed Ducker, and the other's a..." <CommanderStab> ...Shit, I forgot how it ends..... <Tetsuo> I take it all back. #81918
(214)(Mr_Mofo) Corn Bread is teaching me flash, and he says: (Mr_Mofo) <cornbread> Have you got any cloves of garlic lying around in your house? If you don't, use an onion for this next step. (burkey) Whats wrong with that? Garlic is an essential part of Flash. (burkey) Onion gives inferior results. (cornbread) See? burkey knows =/ (burkey) If you don't know that, I'm gueesin you must be a n00b of some sorts. Your not a n00b, are you? o_O • Suave sighs, and curses himself after wasting money on those 3 bags of onions. (Burning) i use tabasco sauce instead (bigwurm) cornbread: you also need some diced roma tomatoes and mushrooms. you must have mushrooms (cornbread) Nah, just using the basic method for now. #81919
(151)Celeron-Master: Is it a bad sign when you call graphiti spam? #81920
(111)<meatpuppet> is there like a special procedure for making sure that the porno dvds come back clean? <meatpuppet> im that much less likely to borrow dvd porn from my local video store now #81921
(1088)<Mak> Aimee, well that's your opinion, and I have my opinion about you. I don't bring my opinion up, so I'd love it if in return you'd do the same, if only for common courtesy :) <Aimee> I'd love to hear your opinion about me hon. <Aimee> Perhaps you could write a book? <Aimee> and name it "Things Aimee doesn't care about, by Makat" <Mak> Chapter 1: Other people #81922
(121)<^10acious^> u live in germany and as such have an endless supply of porn <bvark> I actually bought a DVD called 'Granny cunts' yesterday <bvark> I give the best leaving presents <^10acious^> u have issues #81923
(301)-=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has joined #slashdot -=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has quit #slashdot [Quit: Client exiting] -=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has joined #slashdot -=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has quit #slashdot [Quit: Client exiting] -=- BetaBugz [~BetaBugz@cpe-24-197-113-011.spart.sc.charter.com] has joined #slashdot < Chage> revolving door. #81925
(101)<@neko> "what ?, no, theres no eye-rakee's here, just us iraqi's..." #81927
(554)<[4]Ma909> 12R 14olling 12o 14n 12t 14he 12f 14loor 12L 14aughing 12L 14oud 12F 14alling 12D 14own 12T 14he 12S 14tairs 12I 14n 12T 14he 12K 14eller 12S 14tösst 12S 14ich 12T 14he 12S 14chädel 12O 14n 12T 14he 12F 14ußboden 12b 14richt 12s 14ich 12a 14lle 12b 14eine 12u 14nd 12d 14er 12k 14rankenwagen 12k 14ommt 12n 14et <[4]Ma909> neeiiinnnnn!!!!!!!! <[4]Ma909> fuck * [4]Ma909 (_4_Ma909@p508741A9.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) Quit <RurouniJones> What the bloody hell #81928
(-31)[Creeping Death] what's drum n bass? techno shit? #81929
(468)<U-571[ChaosFilms]> i love meh gf <U-571[ChaosFilms]> i love saying that i have a gf <ViPeR`> i have a gf too :D <ViPeR`> i love her too :) <[AoS]Albatros> YEAH I HAVE A GEFORCE TOO AND I LOVE THAT GRAPHICS CARD gawddamnit <U-571[ChaosFilms]> my gf is a real person alba, not some piece of hardware thats shocks the shit out of your dick when it gives you head <[AoS]Albatros> Nice idea <[AoS]Albatros> brb #81930
(116)<n0On3> LeftTurn, what is a 'n00b'? <NRAninja> you #81944
(10)<alex40> this one time? in readers digest? there was this article? about some kid sticking grass seeds in his sister's vagina? because he wanted to make a baby? #81948
(42)<@een> dude <@een> today <@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told him that he had an ID 10 T keyboard error <@een> and that he needed to call compaq <@een> seriously couldn't backspace to delete out "MY CONNECTION" or even highlight to delete <@een> fucking id10ts #81956
(214)<kuribo> Deathlove, awaken! <Deathlove> shut up! * kuribo cries * kuribo checks for stats <Deathlove> I can't wait until any of you ever get laid and have something else to fixate on. <kuribo> yeah <kuribo> but until that day <kuribo> when do we get stats? #81957
(39)-:- SignOff SdBlAiNe2K3: #diradio (Quit: I am in shape. Round is a shape.) #81959
(1148)<Teratogen> The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists . #81961
(218)<Pharsalus> It would really suck if you were a siamese twin -- your other half was gay, and you were not...and you shared the same ass.. * Pharsalus ponders #81964
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