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(379)<astromash> why is bush bombing iraq <NAKAHARA> He Can't Find Afghanistan. #81871
(259)Fordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1 Fordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid? Fordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple. Fordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am. Fordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..." Fordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say, "What?" Fordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is, you want my nuts?" Fordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment... Fordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full advantage of them. #81872
(158)<sydneycarton> Hey you are what you eat * Abstruse points at sydney..."COCK!!" #81873
(150)<Arkrite> Are you just going to rip off every TV show for the rest of the night? I mean, because I do have other things to do. <Sinclair-> masterbation does not count as something to do :P * @Death-Blade notes the amount of masterbation comments has grown 10x since everyone started on bash.org <Sinclair-> i know <Sinclair-> i dont even wank, and it's like all you see anymore on bash <@Death-Blade> arky: go there <Sinclair-> ah man <Sinclair-> i just opened up my ass crack for an ass raping didnt i? <@Death-Blade> you the goatse.cx guy? <Sinclair-> ewww! <Sinclair-> i went there wondering wtf they were talking about <Sinclair-> FUCK <@Death-Blade> lol <Arkrite> Okay, that's just destrubing beyond all belief. <Sinclair-> that and i went to google to learn what bukkake <Sinclair-> is <@Death-Blade> lol <Sinclair-> not <Sinclair-> cool <@Death-Blade> <wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser <Yodakirata> lol <Sinclair-> SHUT UP! <Sinclair-> I NEVER WANT TO SEE IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! * Sinclair- types /clear #81874
(207)<PovRayMan> wtf <PovRayMan> is the internet down? #81875
(304)<SomeKindaHate> NO SOP FOR YO * SomeKindaHate looks for his 'u' key #81876
(360)<Gypsy> I'd give up my right hand to be ambidextrous #81877
(113)Maxx`: typing "/list" you are flooding this irc server! - [quit] Rob_acid (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] milashka^ (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] Alinka (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] Marakabez (Max SendQ exceeded) SkiF: LOL #81878
(17)<Pyros> a little girl sees her mum standing in the shower, she points at her boobies and asks "what's that mum" to which her mum replied "these are breasts", then the girl asks "when will i get those", to which her mum replied "when you're older. Later she sees her dad in the shower, she points to his penis and asks "what's that daddy?" to which he replies "it's a penis". She asks "when will i get one of those", the reply is "when your mother leaves for work". #81881
(609)Mmytacism: you know what's fucking pointless? Mmytacism: a broken pencil C Spatula: oooh, good point C Spatula: or lack thereof #81882
(-14)-=HFS=-Mr. X: where is everyone from??? Mega Pervert Man: Stupidville. Numba1Gunna: canada Mega Pervert Man: Eh, same thing. #81883
(294)<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing..................... <Sock_Monkee> like, they had guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer <Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn;lawenflw;afinge <mog> girl? <ocean> lavigne, i think. <Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"? <Wintermute> must be polish #81885
(28)<[c4]> linux owns all <[c4]> i need xp cdkey...lol <seph429> HYPICRITE #81892
(43)(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sicarius123 (@Sicarius123) burk-food (@Sicarius123) you cunt (@burk-food) rofl (@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame street character? (@burk-food) I think it does. (MicrophoneJoe) ABC (nich|shower) haha (MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS! (MicrophoneJoe) 123 (nich|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat allegation (MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS! (nich|shower) but nooooo #81893
(131)<JtotheB> Now, I think I will go take the biggest dump that I ever have. <JtotheB> It's gonna be a screamer. <Not_Nathan> Take pics <Not_Nathan> www.ratemypoo.com *later* <JtotheB> Okay, I did. <JtotheB> It's bloody, squirming, and calling my name. What should I do? <JtotheB> Tell it I just want to be friends? #81896
(333)<handwash> <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' > meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep <handwash> guy <handwash> translate? <gunkaaa> handwash: it's complicated <gunkaaa> handwash: he moves his stuff outside, changes the ownership of his car to himself and sets it so that only he can read/write to it, writes a c program which echos "haha you bitch" called meep, compiles it, runs it. <handwash> er #81897
(539)<DrBukkake> You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war. #81898
(-31)<Aku_Soku_Zan> you are hungry <Aku_Soku_Zan> 2 large pizzas? <mate> yeh <Aku_Soku_Zan> hmmm you need that gym program more then i do <Aku_Soku_Zan> :D <mate> now u know why i want this gym program <mate> lolll #81899
(403)<TheMage> xfiles was good <TheMage> best one for a while <Pupazz> xfiles? Fuck that got gay so fast. <TheMage> Pupazz: it's not as good as when they had mulder, but it's still good <Pupazz> TheMage: Actualy, I was gay BEFORE mulder left.... <D_Radio> you were gay? <Pupazz> ..... <Pupazz> Fuck. #81901
(157)<Thor> ive got me a giant fat cat <Wookie> got her pregnant again Thor? <Thor> and two others #81904
(250)<h4ndb07> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 32 by PaulMcCartney is: <h4ndb07> (Quick! Quick!) What key is to the right of T on a keyboard? <Allio> r #81905
(625)<Allio> lol... when i woke up my arm was completely numb, cos i'd been sleeping on it... i tried to move it and punched myself in the nose... it bled for almost 30 minutes #81906
(-61)<nylint> if charlie sheen had an illegitimate nigger son <nylint> he should call him afro sheen #81907
(238)<smurphant> it's really annoying when the dvd encoding guides are like "okay, now use this guide, http://..., to create a drv project" and then that guide is like "if the dvd has these properties, then use this guide, if it has these properties, then use this guide" ...it's a never ending string of guides! <gunk> lol <gunk> h0h0 <gunk> all I need to do is mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1 -vop scale:640x512:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/cdrom;mencoder -dvd 1 -ovc lavc -lavcopts vcodec=mpeg4:vpass=1:vbitrate=700 -oac copy -dvd-device /dev/cdrom -vop scale:640x512 <gunk> and that's actually all quite basic stuff if you read the docs #81908
(56)<Henk> oh, what program did you use for "photoshop barnaby"? <Henk> is it adobe photoshop?