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(413)[tiger_yamato] I like to get ebooks on my emulated palm pilot [tiger_yamato] It's sad when you think about it [tiger_yamato] I'm using my computer to emulate a palm pilot to emulate a book.. [tiger_yamato] And I work at a LIBRARY of all things [mappyman] haha! now THATS funny [tiger_yamato] People tell me this book is great, or that book is great [tiger_yamato] And I come home and download it #81838
(165)<Oni> It seems when SE goes down, we get a lot of new users. * Chop-Logik has joined #sensibleerection <Malshai> And some tards. <Chop-Logik> MY GURLFRIEND IS SO HOT! <Oni> Yeah, gotta love those tards. <Malshai> WITH A BIG BUSH #81840
(247)[Unforgiven] you needed help to share a printer, and you administer a unix box? [doot] windows is tough #81842
(-78){+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} soemtime {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} or get huge ass fan {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} :D {@III-wiz} quiet* {@III-wiz} wiz* {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} wel ima putt a courq in yer moth {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} :D {@III-wiz} cork* {@III-wiz} mouth* {@III-wiz} pu...fuckit {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} put* {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} gedez {@Stoner-EH} yer ferkin nutz whiz {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} where idd u take eglsh? {@Stoner-EH} engish? {@Stoner-EH} err {@Stoner-EH} engrish {+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} i tink dis es besh.org materl #81844
(374)<SDShadoW> A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. #81845
(96)* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now #81846
(-55)<amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700 <amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is coming to an end, very soon #81847
(295)<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it, and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out, preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your mug. #81848
(236)<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude? <necrophiliac> nuthin <sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother? <necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister <prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck... #81849
(231)<Derian> haha I knkow <Derian> knknow? <Derian> er <Derian> knknow? <Derian> damnit <Derian> knkow <Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it <Derian> it keeps coming out knknow <Derian> instead of knknow <Derian> er <Derian> damnit! #81850
(145)<st1gg0r> they might roll back <DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation? <st1gg0r> possibly <DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick #81851
(175)<IceCub> Two British Helicopters have collided <Smerdyakov> Cool. Those Brits know how to have a good time. #81852
(1584)<StuckMojo> o \o \o/ \o o <o <o> o> o <StuckMojo> .|. |. | / X \ | <| <|> <StuckMojo> / \ >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< #81853
(-3)(@Stoner-EH) this is gay (@Stoner-EH) i think it's a problem with our line over in californioa (@Stoner-EH) california (+Wheelman56) is it causing you to make typos? #81854
(229)<Kasugai> Oh my... I seem to have spilled vodka all over myself <joust> Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted #81855
(1)-paradise.trutopia.net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Derian (kelli@port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net) [Quit: section8.trutopia.net] Closing Link: Derian[port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net] (Quit: section8.trutopia.net) *** Disconnected *** Attempting to rejoin... *** Rejoined channel #Trutopia *** Topic is 'Welcome to Trutopia IRC || IRC Operator Assistance Channel || www.trutopia.net' *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Derian <Derian> what the.... <Derian> oh, that should have been /squit...... idiot. #81858
(696)<Brass> Yaku: It was hacked... by aliens! <Brass> *gasp* They're invading the channel now! <Yaku> are they the dick sucking kinda aliens? <Yaku> or the brain eating ones? <Brass> Yaku: Either way, I don't think you have anything to fear. #81860
(116)(+Wheelman56) i got my crack refilled this morning :D::DD::D:D::D:WFLKHN(*$#H@:OFI #81861
(196)<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT <Morni> LOL <Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister <Jakeb> >> <Jakeb> << <Jakeb> reflex.... <Jakeb> ^^; #81862
(266)<Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily amount of carrots!" * Tancients encounters Serajadeyn! *Screen spins and boss music starts playing* * Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. . .surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots <StolenBunny> XD <Tancients> O_o * Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad 9 dmg * Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and returns the damage twice-fold! <Tancients> Ha! * Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients, tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you loose * Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this battle. Regenerate ring: God powers applied! * Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization: 1 prison cell for Serajadeyn. * Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the script over the japanese taunts * Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword. It shatters. A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for him. <Serajadeyn> @_o; <Tancients> :P <Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be decreasing with budget cuts. #81863
(368)<HamsterFuzz> damn it! <HamsterFuzz> i can't register for classes online after midnight <HamsterFuzz> now i'm screwed <Cat1013> that sux <HamsterFuzz> the internet is supposed to be convenient! it's not suppose to shut down at a certain time! there shouldn't be hours of operation! <Cat1013> "you don't have to go to your homepage, but you can't stay here..." #81865
(54)<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww <tbsp> that just seems wrong...like beastiality #81866
(78)<b1u3> know whatd rule <b1u3> if somehow, we got bush and his two daughters and suddam and his two sons in a ring, with glass shard laced gloves, like in that movie kickboxxer <b1u3> or give the bush daughters two beer bottles apiece and send them to melee the fuck out of the iraqui ground soldiers...a bush girl with a beer bottle against a skinny iraqui whos only there so his family doesnt get gassed is like bruce lee against david spade #81867
(598)<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way. #81868
(162)<Arkrite> Man, somebody got obsessive over trying to crack my firewall :~P * @Death-Blade wistles innocently <@Death-Blade> :P * Arkrite slides away from DB. <Arkrite> You're about as innocent as I am. Which is to say we're not ;~) <@Death-Blade> lol <Sinclair-> nah, DB's cool <Sinclair-> you're a man whore <Sinclair-> ask Spaz, he'll vouch <Arkrite> Okay, the concept of "whore" involves me giveing or getting some. <Sinclair-> yeah.. <Sinclair-> your hand doesnt count <Arkrite> Which, as everybody knows, simply dosn't happen. <Arkrite> So basically you're not even insulting me in an efficient manner. <Arkrite> Come on, try harder, you can do it ;~) <Sinclair-> ok <Sinclair-> tubby bitch