#81723 (24)
<Space_Boy> 70% of statistics are made up on the spot
#81725 (89)
<linux-n00b> Now how do I edit a .php in frontpage?
#81730 (413)
<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are
<mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms.
<mithrandi> For example:
<mithrandi> Correct  : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs?
<mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs?
<mithrandi> ROFL!
<Antish> is that supposed to be arabic
#81732 (28)
<Arawn> wtf is up w/ computer geeks thinking they're black?
#81736 (148)
<SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D
<TheBaskinator> What's his name?
#81739 (800)
<FGDH> holy fuck, i was talking to this girl i like and we were flirting ..
<ToG> And...
<FGDH> then she said.."Tell your trousers to stop pointing at me".. FUCK
#81744 (297)
<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns
<seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania
<ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would be written on am envelope as Sex ME
<seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to intercourse
<bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"
#81759 (175)
-usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby
-Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr. Drives-girls-to-being-dykes.
-usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code
-Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a motherfucker.
-usagi- Oh, I will.
#81760 (83)
<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ...
<whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place.
<ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need them :P
<whiprush> ronelson: can you?
#81762 (241)
<Verl> so who like cherries
<Qtip43> i like to pop them
<Qtip43> with my penos
<Verl> youre a virgin arent you
<Qtip43> totally
<Qtip43> by choice i might add
#81775 (191)
[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux
[MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited
[SPo0n]: hope it works for ya
[MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard?
[SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.
#81778 (401)
<Renzian> ahh i just swallowed a quarter
<ChrisAFK[motfR3]> ...
<ChrisAFK[motfR3]> You swallowed a coin?
<Aspect> You only have to be worried if you shit out two dimes and a nickel.
#81779 (174)
[Magus1] I don't crap regularly :(
[AmphibianKnight] You talk daily, don't you?
#81785 (398)
<dabblerblue> i wonder if anyone in iraq has tried rocket-jumping yet
<DJTodd> Rocket jumping?
<dabblerblue> nevermind
#81801 (156)
<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale?
<Kreskin> how?
<Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?
#81804 (218)
<Moiee> i have perfect biceps
<demalavor> only in one arm though
#81810 (247)
<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.;
<Sue>  ;_;
<Alex> Her eyes are producing commas...
<Alex> Maybe you should get that checked
#81811 (110)
therealspm: u busy whackin off again
wispyspark: no it wasnt leting me
#81819 (203)
<MrCubanMafia> I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine.
#81828 (326)
<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse
<Pez666> Doubt it.
<Pez666> Unless it's a community college.
<Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt?
<Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a fucking hotel they cleaned out.
<Pez666> and they just added it this semester.
<Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb man in a skirt before.
<Scarly> wtf
<Scarly> Ew
<Scarly> Ewwwww
<Pez666> haha
* RobertRence recoils in shock and horror.
<Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww
<RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying.
<RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards.
#81829 (159)
h4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh
h4zin: i got fucking dumped. already.
h4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could have gotten anything out of her anyway
#81831 (419)
<BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :|
<NikJam> k
<Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than usual.
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<Torture> holy cow
<Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE
#81833 (189)
<Ober> hahaha
<infi> ?
<Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown"
<VistA> lol
<infi> heh
<Ober> the guy said "ahh"
<dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown?
<Ober> after the word blown
<Ober> like he did a double take
#81834 (161)
<Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces.
<SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect.
#81836 (161)
<Xan> I wish I had a time machine
<Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5 to <my address>"
<Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"