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(24)<Space_Boy> 70% of statistics are made up on the spot #81725
(89)<linux-n00b> Now how do I edit a .php in frontpage? #81730
(413)<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are <mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms. <mithrandi> For example: <mithrandi> Correct : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs? <mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs? <mithrandi> ROFL! <Antish> is that supposed to be arabic #81732
(28)<Arawn> wtf is up w/ computer geeks thinking they're black? #81736
(148)<SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D <TheBaskinator> What's his name? #81739
(800)<FGDH> holy fuck, i was talking to this girl i like and we were flirting .. <ToG> And... <FGDH> then she said.."Tell your trousers to stop pointing at me".. FUCK #81744
(297)<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns <seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania <ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would be written on am envelope as Sex ME <seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to intercourse <bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm" #81759
(175)-usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby -Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr. Drives-girls-to-being-dykes. -usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code -Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a motherfucker. -usagi- Oh, I will. #81760
(83)<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ... <whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place. <ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need them :P <whiprush> ronelson: can you? #81762
(241)<Verl> so who like cherries <Qtip43> i like to pop them <Qtip43> with my penos <Verl> youre a virgin arent you <Qtip43> totally <Qtip43> by choice i might add #81775
(191)[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux [MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited [SPo0n]: hope it works for ya [MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard? [SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews. #81778
(401)<Renzian> ahh i just swallowed a quarter <ChrisAFK[motfR3]> ... <ChrisAFK[motfR3]> You swallowed a coin? <Aspect> You only have to be worried if you shit out two dimes and a nickel. #81779
(174)[Magus1] I don't crap regularly :( [AmphibianKnight] You talk daily, don't you? #81785
(398)<dabblerblue> i wonder if anyone in iraq has tried rocket-jumping yet <DJTodd> Rocket jumping? <dabblerblue> nevermind #81801
(156)<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale? <Kreskin> how? <Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking? #81804
(218)<Moiee> i have perfect biceps <demalavor> only in one arm though #81810
(247)<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.; <Sue> ;_; <Alex> Her eyes are producing commas... <Alex> Maybe you should get that checked #81811
(110)therealspm: u busy whackin off again wispyspark: no it wasnt leting me #81819
(203)<MrCubanMafia> I love women. I love every bone in their body. Especially mine. #81828
(326)<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse <Pez666> Doubt it. <Pez666> Unless it's a community college. <Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt? <Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a fucking hotel they cleaned out. <Pez666> and they just added it this semester. <Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb man in a skirt before. <Scarly> wtf <Scarly> Ew <Scarly> Ewwwww <Pez666> haha * RobertRence recoils in shock and horror. <Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww <RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying. <RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards. #81829
(159)h4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh h4zin: i got fucking dumped. already. h4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could have gotten anything out of her anyway #81831
(419)<BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :| <NikJam> k <Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than usual. *** kram has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Lime has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Kitsune has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Teila-the-Bartender has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Spazzy-the-Ninja has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Scott has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Gunstar has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Neo has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Arrow has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** NikJam has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Pikaben has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Mystic has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Gato|NotHere has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** LocalH has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** SuitCase_loves_Veronica has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** SmidgeLAB has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Tetsuo has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** ZhanDVG has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Tyrico has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) <Torture> holy cow <Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE #81833
(189)<Ober> hahaha <infi> ? <Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown" <VistA> lol <infi> heh <Ober> the guy said "ahh" <dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown? <Ober> after the word blown <Ober> like he did a double take #81834
(161)<Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces. <SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect. #81836
(161)<Xan> I wish I had a time machine <Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5 to <my address>" <Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"