#81264 (273)
<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ?
<classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.
#81270 (840)
<Ogredude> Radio Shack...  You've got questions, we've got blank stares.
#81287 (846)
* Now talking in #iraq
* Topic is 'ÇáãíÊ ÔãÏÑíå Èáí íãÔí ÌäÇÒ ãä åÒÊ ÇáÊÇÈæÊ íÚÑÝåã ÇÚÒÇÒ'
<Ivca> Hello Gentlemen
<Ivca> All your base are belong to US
#81295 (380)
<mefod> anyone ever watch tv...
<mefod> then after 5 minutes or so you think to yourself
<mefod> "omg i better move the mouse, or the screensaver will come on"
<mefod> but then you remember its a tv
#81296 (246)
<daenonok> texas vs iraq round one
<b1u3> im not particularly worried that iraq start sending ppl over here...but i live in ca, right on the coast, if they did i'd taste the first wave
<b1u3> so right now im sittin here, all the lights turned off, in my faded army fatiques, new tank of co2 in my paintball gun, ready to give anyone to come through my door a hell of a bruise
#81299 (810)
<mefod> WHY DOESNT ANYONE BELIEVE ME?! IM IN IRAQ DAMNIT!
<mefod> ooh shit
<mefod> afk, war
#81320 (378)
MultiColoredWiz: My grammar's usually pretty good, but I still don't get laid or lain.
MultiColoredWiz: err..
Gizmog1: Heheh.
#81325 (28)
<jedix> Linus: and your arms are.. a) as big as twigs b) steal gurders c) the train itself
<dwihno> I always keep it in my special handthingy when I run
<jimperson> aha! a custom special handthingy! exactly what i need :)
<Linus> jedix: they are huge! :-)
<Linus> as are all hacker arms
* Zagor tries not to laugh
* Bagder giggles as he can't resist
* jedix runs to the bathroom to not piss himself
#81331 (264)
<PGM> i thought they where all lame
<Nastard> and since you are the barometer of lame by which we all calibrate our instruments, you would know
#81378 (304)
<Gwuffy> yay getting new linkin park album
<CoRDS> are you about to break?
<Gwuffy> nope
<Gwuffy> but im one step closer
<CoRDS> thats way too much angst for one person
<devkev> he needs a little room to breathe
#81379 (168)
<Juz[code]> i think i will call
<Juz[code]> the 5th level in my puzzle game
<Juz[code]> "i'm bored of making levels now"
#81382 (1272)
Rimbaud: oh my god
Rimbaud: do you have half a minute?
tlaryko: yes. what?
Rimbaud: I just opened a package for the office
Rimbaud: addressed to ________(1)
Rimbaud: I thought it was toner
Rimbaud: :/
Rimbaud: HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN
tlaryko: ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-))
Rimbaud: He's not here, thank god
Rimbaud: We're all pissing ourselves laughing
Rimbaud: I taped it back up
tlaryko: poor puggy!
Rimbaud: Seriously grim front cover too
Rimbaud: I'm disturbed
tlaryko: can i tell my sister? this is too funny
Rimbaud: sure
tlaryko: oh I had a mighty good chuckle.
Rimbaud: _______(2) was barely surprised
Rimbaud: Although she's still laughing hysterically
Rimbaud: Apparently my reaction was funny
tlaryko: what was your reaction?
Rimbaud: Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment about it probably being gay porn for _________(1)
Rimbaud: Then it was
Rimbaud: And I sort of screamed in fright
tlaryko: hehehehehehehehe
#81394 (5)
<RichiH> bathing supports terrorism
#81427 (634)
<nikoJ> Terron, what would you do without the internet?
<Terron> I don't understand the question
#81434 (227)
* The following takes place the day after the Second Gulf War began.
<@HEMI> kjfklsdf
<@HEMI> All hell is breaking loose!
<@HEMI> Things are falling apart at work. I just got back from lunch. Yay!
<@TenBaseT> god damn you
<@TenBaseT> I just hit refresh on 6 news sites because of that.
#81439 (212)
<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen as Targets in the next two weeks...
#81449 (620)
<mewse> that was awesome
<mewse> err wrong window
<zarcyb> mewse: cybering? :P
* mewse licks it
<mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW
#81451 (46)
* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey Comb cereal piece.
<@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal.
* @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash.
<@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON
#81453 (427)
<TygerinFL> Halfy... remember the house I lived in when you and Vio visited us?
<HalfNote5> Yupper!
<TygerinFL> It burned to the ground tuesday night.
<TygerinFL> the lady living in it died
<TygerinFL> guess we shouldn't have taken all the smoke detectors when we left
#81512 (234)
<Skipp-XP> ok, I don't have a lot of time but I want to ask a quick question
<Skipp-XP> I have a style writer II printer, and I want to connect it to my mac
<barry> use the included cable
<Skipp-XP> barry: go fuck yourself
<Lint> good way to get help retard.
#81534 (190)
<Dayv> I mean, if we decide that the next one sucks too, do we just keep bombing 'til the Iraqi supreme court elects Jeb Bush?
#81616 (342)
Mmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=insaniquarium
Mmytacism: this game is so unrealistic
Mmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100
Mmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins, either
#81617 (187)
<drwiii> Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.
#81695 (123)
* Veng notices that "shock and awe" is an anagram of A Shack 0wned :)
(@Veng): sums it up really
#81705 (200)
<fo0bar> why the hell is tivo recording cnn?  I told it I wanted first-run wars ONLY
<fo0bar> this is obviously a repeat