#80793 (984)
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> HAHA!!
<pulse__> I JUST GOT A PAYRISE!!!
<pulse__> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<pulse__> could this company be any more stupid?
<pulse__> I DON'T DO ANYTHING!
#80795 (167)
(This is before any form of invasion of Iraq occurs, if any)
<Stonefish> I reckon the Bush vs Hussein knifefight they were talking about would be quite entertaining.
<PuMbAaA_rx7> yeah
<PuMbAaA_rx7> Hussein would kick ass
<PuMbAaA_rx7> bush is a pussy
<Stonefish> Don't discount his monk3y skillz
<PuMbAaA_rx7> lol
<Stonefish> you ever seen a pissed off monkey with a knife?
<PuMbAaA_rx7> can't say I have
<Stonefish> good point...
<Stonefish> brb - monkey
#80807 (219)
<Consolelover> I need a life.
<Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.
<Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{
#80815 (149)
<ph0x_> the best way to optimize a program for space is to remove all spaces and tabs from the source code
<ph0x_> also don't use many lines,write everything on one single line
#80824 (78)
<gaurav> ahh i feel sexeh
<airliner> irc is the only place you can feel sexy gaurav
#80833 (173)
<cyberia> anybody know how to hack banks
#80834 (207)
* sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of friction.
#80851 (41)
<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would take to listen to all my cheesy mids.
<dma> forgot the result
<Silencer> ha
<Silencer> thats nothin
<Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored
<Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about mexico
<Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it was flattened and paved
<Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut the grass of every lawn in the us
<Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how long)
<Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car held 7 people
<Silencer> or 14 if its a van
<Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff)
<Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out too)
#80852 (144)
<cheater> my dream is running away from me like a dog from a hungry korean
#80868 (127)
<OZ-Cpt-Slade|collegeboy> broadband is sweet, its like sex just faster
#80870 (299)
<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure! There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..
#80872 (266)
<Gerrard> w00r
<Gerrard> ...w00t
<Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for spelling "whore"
#80873 (-36)
<ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us
<AvgJoe> none of me
<K`Tetch> or of me, probably
<DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of other people with no lives
#80879 (207)
<Crimson_Dynamo> Stupid kazaa, it has a banner for penis enlargement pills "Doctor approved pill will enlarge your manhood in just 3 weeks!"
<|[T]|HiddenPower> that can't be legal, what if kiddies are using the computer?
<Crimson_Dynamo> then we will have 7-year-olds with huge penises
#80885 (301)
<rhsara> i had a dream about hermaphrodites.
<simmoril> naked hermaphrodites?
<rhsara> OF COURSE! how else are you going to tell they're hermaphrodites?
#80888 (626)
<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage
<Agilo> now the rain makes me horny
#80890 (117)
<SilverJstr> it's toonie tuesday.. I might go get some kfc
<ThanatoChaos> What's toonie tuesday?
<SilverJstr> chicken for two bucks
<ThanatoChaos> Really?
<SilverJstr> You'd have to have toonies in order to get this deal.
<ThanatoChaos> toonies?
<SilverJstr> two dollar coins
<ThanatoChaos> oh this is a stupid cannuck thing
<SilverJstr> yep  :)
<ThanatoChaos> canada is one of the worst countries in the world, it's everything the world hates about america and france combined in one arctic wasteland
<SilverJstr> ignorant weenie
#80895 (189)
<SpAz> you, are an asshole. pure, natural, and bottled at the source.
#80903 (233)
<grap3|saturn_music_files> whats a good big hentai site?
<Ryoga> grap3, Japan
#80908 (136)
* Sora|Mobile admires his giant, bulging flexors.
<Sora|Mobile> I could jerk off an elephant.
#80910 (146)
(slippy): i find religous ladies pretty easy, once i convince them i'm god
#80914 (161)
<JangFizett> bleh, I'm hungry
<Bill> Eat a Dick
<JangoFizett> I wish I was that flexible
#80915 (1422)
<seph429> okay my uncles neighbor needed help with her computer (shes hot++) so i said yea i'd help
<seph429> and i was installing windows xp on it and she was in the shower, so i went to watch tv
<seph429> about 20 minutes later she walks in the livingroom completely naked
<seph429> and is like OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
<Incubus1n> lol
<seph429> and all that came out of my mouth was woot! :(
<seph429> i live a sad life
#80917 (6)
<fatherPat>  Are any of you young boys/girls out there not  getting the love you deserve from your parents?  Come and sleep with father pat, I'll show you what love is all about. Just think of me as your father and  mesg me now
#80919 (308)
<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many people have lives outside of IRC