#80921 (1815)
TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day
Dr SpaZZo: Heh.
Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you
Dr SpaZZo: Pity
TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today
Dr SpaZZo: Liar
Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"
TwilightKnight: yes it is true!
TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be
TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!
TwilightKnight: In the daylight!
Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up.
#80923 (23)
<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the mouthage
#80924 (133)
<@fook> bush is like this  >8|
<@fook> and saddam is like this 8-P
#80925 (396)
DeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer
AceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single player campaign
#80926 (3)
<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags
<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath
#80931 (199)
<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me
<Mook> brb
<MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild
#80932 (310)
<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc «~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.com» has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner
#80933 (171)
<jeff-ev1> the security level is now orange...no idling allowed
#80936 (231)
teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid
Ketrus: Sure you can.  Go commit a felony.
Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still.
#80940 (34)
<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.
<renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD
<renegadellf> I mean, you know.
<renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of the......youknowwhatnevermind
<Torture> hhmmm
<Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD
#80942 (132)
<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some kisses
<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life
#80953 (569)
<Aemon> so what do you do? network security?
<Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security
<Aemon> cool
<Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer
<Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major violation of the security policy
<Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it
#80965 (307)
<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar?  omglol moms home brb
<mog> er...
<mog> that was supposed to be 14
<mog> either way
#80967 (-159)
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair
<Ender> wtf
<Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY
<Ender> ... yaeh
<apoc|21hours> rofl
<Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls and jas0n's mom)
#80968 (345)
<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........
<Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem clones, dey be a'comin'!"
#80979 (223)
<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american independence
#80985 (97)
<@scifixi> dear irc,
<@scifixi> you are being boring.
<@scifixi> yours,
<@scifixi> scifixi
#80993 (510)
Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick
Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her
Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you twins
Slava1983: turned out they were twins
#81015 (34)
<@ata`ToRN> OMFG MY BROTHER JUST FKN DRANK THE BONG WATER FFS
#81020 (241)
<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is dpoing something with dildos u wana see
<cvz> she using them to make a cake ?
#81023 (629)
<@Chii_> rkd
<@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks
<@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo
<@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room sometimes making useless sounds
#81026 (183)
[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)
#81058 (354)
<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!"
#81070 (319)
<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend they start to walk away
<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something
#81126 (157)
<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia
<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler?