#80601 (302)
<jimmiejaz> I just tried to use my mouse to copy a URL off the t.v. :(
#80603 (359)
<@Avalanche> The other night, I was at a friends house. And we had a bon-fire. I turned the lights out, got a marshmellow, set it on fire. Then began to run around the yard, with the marshmellow on fire, waving it in the air. Everyone was like "wtf are you doing". I said "guess what I am". They replied "I dont know". I replied "space shuttle columbia". I thought it was funny joke, if you take away the sick tragedy of losing human life.
#80616 (1154)
<thegreatgazoo> umm kfc and beer great irish din din
<^Bret^> thegreatgazoo: Your Colon just sent me an e-mail...it wants a divorce.
<thegreatgazoo> it already got all my shit
<thegreatgazoo> what more does it want ?
#80618 (615)
<Spudsta> my my.....is it just me or does banana always taste and feel a bit weird as it's going thru ur digestive system?
<@`2L> wrong end jess....
<@`2L> put it in your mouth.
#80624 (193)
RobLuckettX: i wonder if the world took some massive vote, if we could exile Bush from America
Masqueradeuk: some people like him
RobLuckettX : like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link
RobLuckettX : hosted by Thatcher
Masqueradeuk : "George Bush you are the Weakest Link - Goodbye!"
#80627 (299)
<Schroe> Christ, I don't know how those girls think their bones are so attractive.
<TheNintenGenius> Attack of the Super Thin
<TheNintenGenius> Of course, they're easily defeated. Just tell them they're fat.
#80642 (217)
<Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was scared.
<Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to masturbate.
<Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"
#80648 (86)
<+Sasuke_Uchiha> Do you know how much beer I've had today...WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much so if I seem dumber then suaul thats wy
<+MegamanX2K> Underage drinking
<+MegamanX2K> it only kills brain cells that were never there in the first place
<+MegamanX2K> Sasuke=Poster Child
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* Tomis has quit IRC (Quit: Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen.(Graffiti on wall of McDonald's bathroom))
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<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean?
<StndRain> You have to master it to find out
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<|CS|Lothar> but it canadian money and we all know canadian money isnt worth the paper it's printed on
<Lareonis> Kinda like American treaties?
#80703 (418)
<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open.  at least that way you can claim you were raped
<Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing
<Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey?  <crowbar> Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing.  <wife> oh, alright...just keep it down.  <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!
#80710 (127)
<jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site.  Literary criticism and essays, right?
<anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen wanting a boob job.
#80725 (326)
[Nokturnal] I remember when i worked at holiday in...if our employees got a free stay, they had to have the "greencard" signed. it was just a little green card saying you worked at holiday inn. i once asked this one employee for his greencard and he went apeshit on me.
[Nokturnal]he's all "I GOT MY FUCKING GREENCARD YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER"
#80729 (-2)
<timmo> capn slackass: hello kettle, i am pot.
<timmo> capn slackass: you are black.
<timmo> xxx: ?
<timmo> people are stupid these days
<c-rOCK> shes a nigger?
#80731 (104)
<rG^steelrose> You know what we need?  NET - Nerd Entertainment Television.  A channel dedicated to bash.org
#80734 (500)
<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to.
<Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes.  They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet.
<Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties.
<Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me.  I want a new one."
<Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!'
#80750 (19)
<pear> I have 3 girls which im trying to lose my virginity too
#80751 (29)
<tomje> i once put ice cream in a rubber and wanked it was unreal
#80753 (4)
<Perplex> I cut my pubes to about 1/2 inch, they look neat, tidy, and inviting
#80754 (-13)
<tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be some chink woman sitting there with cum all over her?
#80765 (30)
<lnp4668> !lastwords
<DMBot> 747. "They have an acceleration of WHAT ?!"
<lnp4668> around 400 miles/hour.
#80771 (17)
<MrAce> I Need An IRCop To Send A Global Message For Me. About My New Channel!! #TeenChatPlace
#80783 (613)
<NuttO> You are promoted.
<MechaMrEd> To?
<NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title?
<MechaMrEd> Animefag
<NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag.
<MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO???????
<MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^
<MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME ANIME!!!!!!!!11111
<MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO
<NuttO> You're doing fine.
<Geno> I'm not even like that. :/
<MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA GAIJIN FAGGOT
* Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart
<MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP
#80788 (190)
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<SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my chicken!"
<SA-NiteFox> ^.^
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<SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him