#80293 (140)
<cile_16> give me +v
<cile_16> pls
<ToRMeNTeD> give me head
<ToRMeNTeD> please
<cile_16> why
<ToRMeNTeD> then maybe
<ToRMeNTeD> cuz I want to fuck your mouth
<ToRMeNTeD> and you want +v
<ToRMeNTeD> we can help each other
<cile_16> fuck off
<ToRMeNTeD> :D
#80303 (415)
* Typhlosion has joined #studio64
<Gina`> There! It's complete!
<Typhlosion> What's complete?
<Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!
<Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations on the internet without you being there!
<Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!
<Gina`> Sometimes.
<Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they were talking about. Assholes.
#80309 (308)
<Callick> Thanks a ton man..
<Yoss> no big deal
<Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean
#80322 (2147)
<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.
#80331 (632)
"<Hjelgan> betme
<Rift-Game>  Commands: betme start, betme join, betme bet #, betme roll(if roller), betme fix, betme quit, betme highscores
<Hjelgan> betme start
<Rift-Game> Starting Betme! Todays Roller is Hjelgan ; To join type "betme join"
<Hjelgan> betme bet life
<Rift-Game>  You Cannot Bet More Then You Have"
#80361 (1300)
* Nastard is now known as fuck
<damn> what kind of nick is that?
<fuck> if i know
#80399 (539)
<Ophiel> welcome to irc, where everybody is an expert on everything
#80408 (552)
<Jude> I wish humans laid eggs
<Ringlord> UGH
<Ringlord> why would you want humans to lay eggs?
<Jude> So i can eat them
#80411 (645)
<Josh_Aogiri> "Give a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."
<odin> I dissagree
<odin> He'll be warm a few hours after his life is over
#80413 (1052)
<Spliff> What's the meaning of life?
<CrystalShard> To find out whats the meaning of life.
<Rivorus> woah
<Rivorus> deep
<CrystalShard> "We are the Universe that is trying to understand itself." - Delenn, Babylon 5.
<Rivorus> "I like chicken, I like liver" - Kitten, Meow Mix commercial
<CrystalShard> Woah.
<CrystalShard> Deep.
<Rivorus> hahahaha
#80426 (147)
<Deim0s|1980> Argghh. You don't wanna know what I just did. And for the sake of my reputation, I ain't gonna tell ya. Ever.
#80428 (203)
<Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it
<isajeep> full of dead fish?
<Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long
<Verl> HAHAHAHA
<Verl> that is awesome
<Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist
<isajeep> lol verl
<rzrshrp2> wtf
<rzrshrp2> pussy punch
#80429 (645)
<monkeylice> i would get laid this weekend but my cargo van is in the shop and im out of chloroform
#80463 (213)
<revmoo> does flock() not work on ntfs?
<Hendrix-> only if you compile with -lshepherd
#80480 (22)
<I_kick_fish> a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly the bartender asks "do you know a steering wheel is coming out of your fly?" the pirate says "yes and its driving me nuts!"
#80511 (498)
<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.
<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate.
#80522 (1360)
<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.
<an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200.
<Angelic_erection> well, let's start over
<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday.
<+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania?
<an_ass733> Huh?
<an_ass733> Oh shit.
<Angelic_erection> lol
<JAT|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts
<an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!
#80527 (205)
<@thunderbear> I think if Bush really wanted Hussein out of the picture, he should send his daughters over there first.
<@thunderbear> With luck, Hussein would die of three different venereal diseases at once.
#80542 (230)
<Stoned> ever had someone do a numerology chart for you?
<Duck> no
<Veng> no but I got a hand job off a nurse once
#80546 (139)
<JtotheB> There is a certain brand of coolness that one can achieve only by being fully CSS and HTML standards compliant.
* JtotheB flashes a shit-eating grin and cracks a beer.
#80565 (377)
<Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked?
<Hodge> no
<Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you say within a set time limit of joinig is an url
<Hodge> so when people join a channel and go
<Hodge>  www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK
<Hodge> i ban them
<Hodge> automatically
<Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw
<Hodge> _just in case_
<Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits.
<Insane^> exist*
<Berger> It doesn't.
<Hodge> >_<
<Berger> =P
#80566 (434)
<whythehell> who were you talking about?
<RobotBebop> whythehell: Canada.
<whythehell> sorry
<whythehell> who were you talking aboot?
#80592 (126)
<random-strike> loli'm sittingina  computer lab, and i gotta let one go
<Zoogle> walk over to the printer slowly, let 'er rip on the way there
<Zoogle> and take a differant path back to your seat
<random-strike> let it go by as many ppl as i can
<Zoogle> therefore the putrid stench will be evenly spread out
<random-strike> it'll follow me back
<Zoogle> jiggle your ass so no one notices
#80594 (123)
<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me
<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it
<Dark_Hawk> There ya go
* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth
#80599 (168)
<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX? bx is kinda cool, though.
<Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe
<damn2003> ok
*** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)