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#79907 (404)

<FJ> ok, I am off to the International House of Pancakes
<FJ> truly, I am a man of the world.

#79945 (452)

<Torke> and now
<Torke> my dad's get a quad for his birthday
<Torke> he's turning 50
<Grimp> don't let him near the rocket launcher

#79952 (181)

<Tom-Servo> I pity this girl i'm talking to

#79963 (246)

<_Cyan_> my cat is bored ;P
<_Cyan_> so I told him, "If you're bored, clean my room" ;P
<_Cyan_> cat ~/room | sort > ~/room.new

#80004 (662)

(MrPino) how do i make a mass messager? that will message everyone in a channel
that i highlight, and then i can input what i want the message to be
@(Splodge`) That's called spam
(MrPino) i know, but i'
(MrPino) i'm not using it for spam, i'm using it for e-business

#80019 (183)

<Pepe> Man made beer, God made pot.
<Pepe> Who do YOU trust?

#80021 (279)

#80023 (946)

<shigelojoe>I played poker with tarot cards once
<shigelojoe>I got a full house and three people died.

#80024 (462)

<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?
<MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
<MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!

#80036 (1013)

*** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has joined #square
<Locke1`> am i still banned?
<Deadcounter> Locke: yes
<Locke1`> shit
<Locke1`> i'll leave now
<Locke1`> sorry
*** Locke1` (~greens15@206.170.3.42) has left #square
<Deadcounter> eheheh
<ift> amazing

#80039 (938)

<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell

#80040 (303)

<genjzzzzzz> i was dsl-less for like 7 hours
<genjzzzzzz> and then some fat tech support dude at earthlink.net fixed it
<genjzzzzzz> "oops sorry i have fat fingers and hit two keys"
<genjzzzzzz> he said that, seriously :P

#80045 (887)

*** Joins: teh_wofl (teh_wofl@128.227.131.153)
<duk> hunyrg liek teh wofl

#80047 (401)

<Winta> Well well well
<Jess> dam dam dam
<Winta> yes yes yes
<Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that water could be in

#80048 (224)

Chris: well, idle hands are the devil's playdgroun
Lotach: which is why god invented porn
Chris: yes
Lotach: so man would not resort to the devil's deeds

#80049 (231)

* dasunt has his 12-step plan: 'How to Achieve Sex If You Are A Geek'
<dasunt> 1) Convert to homosexuality.
<dasunt> 2) Find another geek who has also followed this plan.
<zoo> it's that easy?
* pig has a 1-step plan
<dasunt> 3..12) Give money to Dasunt.
<pig> 1) stop being a fucking geek

#80052 (54)

<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet
<Nix-7c0> <feem> are we playing cs yet?
<Nix-7c0> <Gren> what server are you guys on?
<feem> are we playing cs yet?
<impossible> i'd play.
<colddrink|away> ill play too
<feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<Gren> i would play as well
*** colddrink|away is now known as colddrink
<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?
<feem> ARE WE FUCKING PLAYING CS
<Gren> i'd play CS
<feem> FUCKING CS TIME FAGGOTS FUCKING PLAY WHERE
<Gren> what server are we playing on?
<feem> i don't know
<Gren> hey feem, are we playing CS?
<feem> i don't know
<colddrink> i heard were playing cs dudes
<Nix-7c0> <feem> ARE WE PLAYING CS YET?

#80053 (319)

<ICEMAN|SmurF> I wish my girlfriend went down as much as gamesnet

#80059 (388)

<Rav3n> does anyone know a good irc client for mac?
<Luna> who is mac?

#80147 (177)

Quit» (ZoK) (ZoK@vw22962.iprimus.net.au) (Exit: I LIKE TO GO DOWN TO THE DOG POUND AND PRETEND I'VE FOUND MY DOG, THEN I TELL THEM TO KILL HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I ALREADY THREW AWAY ALL HIS STUFF. DOG PEOPLE SURE DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.)

#80153 (1097)

MultiColoredWiz: Science class was hilarious yesterday.
MultiColoredWiz: We were explaining parts of the body.
MultiColoredWiz: So the teacher puts her hands on her ass and says "What's this called? I will not accept A-S-S or butt."
MultiColoredWiz: I then raise my hand and say:
MultiColoredWiz: "Will you accept 'HUGE'?"

#80159 (451)

(dosdemon) theres just all these other car brands in sega gt
(dosdemon) like "ford" and "chevy"
(dosdemon) they must be real small
(dosdemon) because they only have 2 cars to choose from
(dosdemon) then you go to subaru and theres like "impreza wrx sti type r version b aspec 2"
(dosdemon) "mitsubishi lancer evolution VII GS Tommi Makinen edtion"
(PACHUKA) on an xbox that car would be mitsubi~1

#80207 (1580)

<Avalanche> i was at arbys last night eating, and this mini van pulls up. The soccer mom, daughter, and little brother hopped out and came in. The little kid was like 6-7. He said "mommy, I want a milkshake". She responded, "No, it will spoil your dinner". The little kid replied with, "YOU FUCKING CUNT, I WANT A GOD DAMN MILKSHAKE". He got the milkshake.
<Avalanche> I never laughed so hard in my life

#80242 (164)

Dekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car?
Dekaff: blue 67 impala
Bobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"

#80285 (293)

<mike90210> shou
<Shou> mike90210
<GLC> hey... symmetry!
<GLC> god I'm bored