#79621 (668)
<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[
<jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos?
<tito> whats that supposed to mean
<jestuh> you know
#79625 (264)
<Morris> Ahh... alcoholic Jell-O
<reppy> :o
<Morris> Rep, do you understand the excellence?
<reppy> :O
#79660 (686)
<Shrike> those lesbians
<Shrike> is there anything they won't do
<Guardian_Latino> fuck men?
#79668 (1028)
<snagger> ever noticed at the olympics, black people are good at running, and white people good at shooting?
#79712 (-57)
<warpedminds> what do you call a barn full of black men
<warpedminds> -- antique farm equipment
#79727 (1101)
<zoweee> i'm holding out til the next election
<zoweee> if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural fire exits
<zoweee> "There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you."
<zoweee> in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous borders
<zoweee> should there be a  depressurization of america's historical tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead compartment. please read your own copy before assisting small children
<zoweee> please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may give aid and comfort to terrorist organizations
<qBaz> zow: marry me immediately
<zoweee> we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with America, and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your final destination may be.
#79728 (272)
< jv> personally, who the fuck cares either way.
<@phar> baby jesus cares
< jv> baby jesus is a pussy. always with the crying.
#79776 (810)
<hajakinXL> brb
<nfinite|p1astik> kk
<hajakinXL> what!? You racist bitch!
<hajakinXL> I know you spelt 'kkk' wrong!
<nfinite|p1astik> wtf
<nfinite|p1astik> you gook motherfucker
<hajakinXL> Fuck you honky!
<nfinite|p1astik> im spic, you retarded fuck
<hajakinXL> Shut it, FOB!!
<nfinite|p1astik> you UNEDUCATED shit trap, i crossed a fucking river, not a big ass ocean
<hajakinXL> You're still a nasty slut
<hajakinXL> Fuck you. I'm outta here
<nfinite|p1astik> you off to talk to manny?
<hajakinXL> Yeah. He was going to help me get Samba up and going.
<nfinite|p1astik> ok, i'll pick you up in about 30?
<hajakinXL> Sounds good.
#79778 (224)
<Sev> Come on.  You know that you want to die in a way that inspires people to invent new, flaming drinks.
#79784 (169)
< +Jen > I dont want to visit shitcity.com because my parents are around, tell me more about it
< Ad_Libitum > girls eating shit.... literally
< Ad_Libitum > thats all u have to know
< +x_quest > and you get bestiality pop ups
< +Jen > Cool, free?
< +big_mac > yeah
< +Jen > I mean I have videos of that stuff ^_^
< Ad_Libitum > ........
< +big_mac > oh god
< +Dyne_Zears > .........
< ravix > you are seriously disturbed
< +Jen > I like to call it "open minded"
#79786 (55)
<randolph> damn .. those girls wont stop me from msging @ face-pic
* randolph ignored www.face-pic.com/wickedgurl21
<randolph> hehehehehehe
* wickedgurl21 slaps randolph around a bit with a large trout
#79794 (1214)
<molo> C:>ping god
<molo> Ping request could not find host god. Please check the name and try again.
<molo> it's true, god doesn't exist
<mrmin123> maybe he's just having DNS problems
#79798 (1828)
<hamoom> man, this is great, 450 hp, sleek design, sleek interior, this is going to be my new car
<mrmin123> cars have hit points?
#79799 (120)
<Seth> lots of folks from Washington in here
<ProfessorEvil> yeah they don't have sheep up there so they log into chat instead
#79825 (673)
<Hiryuu> Hey, which is more evil, kicking puppies or tearing those tags off of mattresses?
<Estelle> Puppies heal, matresses don't
#79842 (187)
<SaxxonPike> I'm not gonna serve illegal stuff, just some MP3 files I got from Kazaa
#79847 (717)
<toe2toe> so i just flew in from AOL
<toe2toe> boy, are my packets tired!
<toe2toe> ...
<toe2toe> tough crowd
#79862 (1067)
*** Now talking in #caps
<Gets> IS THIS FINALLY THE RIGHT CHANNEL?
#79881 (127)
* Lolita_ (ask@sg-14926.mweb.co.za) has joined #12-15yrz
<Lolita_> hello is everyone from 12 to 15?
#79890 (215)
Matreya: I only had one of these coke glasses... *sniff*
Matreya: I have two other ones, but they're not as cool
gelfie has two coke glasses, though technically they're my brothers
spoob: your brothers are coke glasses?
#79893 (247)
<_cobra_> how can i allow right-click on links only while preventing right-click on the rest of a webpage ??
<yossarian> why would you want to prevent right-click anywhere?
<_cobra_> to prevent newbies stealing the html
#79895 (444)
* Nordling 's sexual history changes constantly, depending on how much alcohol is imbibed. One drink: yeah, I fucked four girls at once! Three drinks: Hot sex with a model. 7 drinks: Fucked a fat chick. 11 drinks: pathetically masturbated to the chicks in HOT ROD magazine. 15+ drinks: replace said magazine with CAT FANCY.
#79896 (271)
(bovril): i realised yesterday
(bovril): that every old lady you walk past in the street probably fancies you
(bovril): :(
(doggie^): yeah
(doggie^): one was checking me out in marks and spencers the other week
(doggie^): then she licked her lips at me
(doggie^): i was weirded out for days
(bovril): if thats not a strong argument for euthenasia i dont know what is
#79901 (754)
<@kainashi> im just 2 people short of a threesome
#79905 (471)
<VC-Scar> anyone wanna help a complete freakin idiot
<ffejdogg> do you have tits?
<VC-Scar> i have nipples..