#78835 (386)
<+MrCuban-> File Server Online Trigger:« @ILOVETHECOCK » Sends:«0» Queues:«0/15» MOTD: -= over 75gig of gay porn !!! =- —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—
<@Ostritch-> @ILOVETHECOCK
<scissors> Hahaha your a gay lover
« Ostritch- » ?
« Ostritch- » no i wanted to erm
« Ostritch- » download porn
« Ostritch- » for a friend of a friend
« Ostritch- » who has a gay
« Ostritch- » cousin
<scissors> LOL
#78844 (-6)
<Mohammad> ever wonder why zelda *always* needs rescuing? link should realize she's pretty high-maintenance
<lawnchair> Mohammad, yea but she's so damn hot! i bet that pussy is nice and tight too
#78858 (268)
<Kaneda> im downloading furniture for my sims, they have more of life then I do.
#78873 (238)
<[NSGuide]Greedo386> I'm American.  I respect the Bill of Rights.  Freedom of Speech is one of the greatest parts of being American.  That being said, you have no rights in here, whatsoever.
#78874 (551)
EchelonOverlord: Jeni's gonna come watch Usual Suspects now.
Morwen K: ooh! has she seen it before?
EchelonOverlord: Nope.
Morwen K: coooool
EchelonOverlord: Oh yeah.
Morwen K: i'd invite myself along but i'm sure this is your together-time, so i won't intrude ;)
Morwen K: plus i'd probably blurt out "it's kevin spacey!!!" like halfway through
EchelonOverlord: What?!  Kevin Spacey?!!
Morwen K: ..
Morwen K: fuck
#78877 (1395)
<Miliwen> Alucard, how the hell do you make a city in SimCity4?
<Alucard_the_Kook> Making a city is ... a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
<Alucard_the_Kook> First you need to check her out, get the lay of the land.
<Alucard_the_Kook> Next, you need to tease her a little.  Make trails over her body, allowing you to move freely.
<Alucard_the_Kook> Then you fiddle with the zones.
<Alucard_the_Kook> Finally...
<Alucard_the_Kook> You give the bitch all your money.
#78885 (132)
<Moonpie> For some reason I always associate Denver with Colorado :(
#78893 (24)
<MikeyPain> A car in front of me
<MikeyPain> There were two heads at the drivers seat
<MikeyPain> one bobbing
<Psyderman> this one time i gave my mom head in a car
<MikeyPain> the car started to veer a shitload
<MikeyPain> and then the other head went to the passengers side
<@PK59> they were just holding hands and talking about jesus
#78912 (180)
<leokitty> ok who wants to come over and help me find all the underwear that i've scattered around my room? i need to get it all into the laundry bag.
<DrTrevorkian> todd, you start searching.  i'll make the ebay seller account.
#78918 (319)
Gig103: on the BMW 745i, you can get "Active front seats with gentle massage action"
Gig103: for $74000 i should get a blowjob every time i get in the car
moe99j5: yeah but you'd ruin the leather upholstery
Gig103: no for $74000 she would swallow it all
#78935 (529)
* @K3nSh1n plays with the keyboard
<@Steve> I named mine, too.
<@K3nSh1n> lol
<@K3nSh1n> winkey?
<@Steve> "Womb Stretcher, the Magnificent"
<@K3nSh1n> ahhh
<@Steve> Most girls call it "Bahahahahah!  Are you asian?"
#78941 (792)
<mirv> I sincerely hope this France -> Freedom thing doesn't go on for long.
<Palpz> And in the news today, the United States Congress passed legislation renaming the Country of France to "Freedom".
<DyRE> i'm so glad the people running my country are actually 12-years old. i'm sure it won't be long now before some noted US politician calls Iraq "gay."
#78952 (1047)
<Moony> Rasseruu: I bet it can't compare to two sprained ankles, a dislocated bone, and a swollen knee
<MadHAtter> Moony: How the hell did that happen?
<Moony> MadHAtter: I was walking. Then I wasn't.
#78978 (349)
<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear shirts be chicks
#78990 (131)
* SexServ (BeerBaron@ZiRC-14FF1408.msns.sm.ptd.net) Quit (Killed (dj4aces (Impersonating services.)))
#79051 (680)
<Symantec> HAHAH
<Symantec> my dogs are humping each other, and they are both girls
<Symantec> I should video tape it and put it on Kazaa as "Hot Lesbian Sex"
<LuKe> ROFL
<LuKe> you sick sick fuck
<Extorted-> shut up Luke, you know we'll all be looking for that clip in a few days.
#79053 (149)
<Kalidor> [20:30] * Now talking in #lesbian
<Kalidor> i'm tempted to burst out with "something's fishy in here"
<mebrillo> lol
<mebrillo> we pretended to be lesbians
<mebrillo> they sent us their pictures
<Kalidor> rofl
<Kalidor> and?
<mebrillo> most of them were fucking ugly
<mebrillo> but there were like 2 that were pretty good looking
<mebrillo> one fat chick sent herself naked
<mebrillo> I think that's when I decided to stop going there
#79069 (40)
<Astrakhan> What determines the silica content?
<J>The silicon content in the sand/soil/rocks around it XP
<Astrakhan>Ah. XD
<J> technically silica is silicon. only smaller pieces
<Astrakhan> So, if I steal Pamela's implants, put sand in them, and expose them to fire, I can get breast shaped glass?
<J>no no no. SILICON. not silicone
<J> Difference
<Astrakhan> Oh.
<J>XP
#79094 (83)
<Mr_Roboto> when we set nagasaki up the bomb
#79131 (737)
<@toe2toe> it just really amazes me how fucking dumb george w bush is
<@toe2toe> see the paper yesterday
<@toe2toe> "george bush getting frustrated at UN"
<@toe2toe> wheres the headline : "WORLD GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH FUCK TARD IN WHITE HOUSE"
#79171 (510)
<Jabberwocky> my best friend has been trying to get me together with one of her friends. And I'm headed over there tonight to -NO INNUENDO HERE- install an ethernet card in her laptop.
<Jabberwocky> "Deirdre, I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time - almost from the day I met you. Would you... You know... Like to... Play some multiplayer games?"
#79175 (356)
<Back2Basics> My wife thinks up the strangest reasons to get offline...
<Dralock> ?
<Dralock> Like what?
<Dralock> for her to get offline, or for oyou?
<Back2Basics> she says she's having contractions about 4 min apart or something...
<Dralock> Wow
<Dralock> sounds like she's having a baby
<Back2Basics> Right NOW ... so I have to get offline ... wish us luck...
#79179 (489)
<FireThief> Is there a magic word that will make women go away forever, even when said in a nice way?
<pagan> cunt
#79227 (879)
<daenonok> like four years ago when that 8 year old brought a gun to school and shot a 9 year old, i was still in high school and this dude in my history class who was in my group asked if the kid was black or white
<daenonok> and one of the girls (who took him seriously) asked what it mattered, and he said 'because if he was white he was crazy, but if he was black he was just taking care of business'
<daenonok> she slapped him so fucking loud the halls echoed, i shit you not
#79607 (718)
<konsole> i've seen it before.
<konsole> it's a decent movie.
<MelissA-> i liked it.
<MelissA-> i have a thing for sandra bullock though.
<konsole> me too.
<konsole> it's called a penis.