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#77904 (11757)

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

#77936 (187)

<JacksWastedLife> <----MsMarina
<kuribo> <----MsMarina
<torgo> <--- dumbass
<CactusJac> MsMarina---->
<Deathlove> <-- Spartacus

#78486 (27)

<Servo> being in love with a 13-year old has its advantages: she has to go to bed at 22 or 23h, so we can go out and have a drink!

#78507 (158)

<@Stakker> argh. our CTO just came from Game Designers Convention in the US. our games are too complicated for americans. they're asking for one-button conversions :-D

#78511 (245)

<torment0r|wk|> !imdb butt pirates
<Vanamonde> Hackers (1995) ( http://www.imdb.com/Title?0113243 )

#78512 (307)

<+dementia^> they should have reality tv program on that is actually funny.
<+dementia^> called "ima noob get me out of here" and make them use linux for a week

#78514 (246)

<tha|didier> the cigarette packages here say that tobacco smoke contains HCN, Benzene, Formaldehyde en nitrosamines
<Dilbert|sleep> really? the cigarette packs that i get list the ingredients as Lung Cancer, and Emphysema

#78522 (396)

<hallam> Buy a planeticket...when you are in the air - go to the toilet.. cut off your pubichairs and glue em to your chin.. wrap toiletpaper around the top of your head.. KICK THE DOOR out to the toilet .. jump out and screaam 'Allah akbar'..

#78546 (280)

<quint> I've figured it out that there are three ways of pasting text on irc.
<quint> you can press ctrl + v or shift + Ins or click with the right mouse button in the edit box and select "paste" from the popup.
<weasel> wow, amazing. You've become a real hacker now.

#78551 (423)

<Jason_Bee> we'd probably all die if the stock market crashed
<Mugworm> well yea, if it crashed right into your house

#78554 (1172)

<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the satisfaction and fullfillment that only a 20 year old computer programmer can provide...
* azathoth shakes his fist at god and goes back to his debugging

#78562 (557)

<booyaa> i'm getting horrible pains thru my finger tips
<sy> booyaa: that's me attempting to kick your ass over the internet

#78579 (520)

<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?
<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them

#78661 (916)

«@Sheps» Neom, you fucktard
«@neomonk» ?
«@Deeps» Pld.
«@neomonk» stfu dan or i'll gline you. :o
«@Sheps» I just d/led your script from your website and it has all your oper passwords saved
«@neomonk» wtf?
::Snotice-> Sheps is now a Network Administrator
***Quits neomonk oper@security.team (Glined(muhahahaha)
***Quits deeps deeps@dpc6682041222.direcpc.com (Glined(muhahahaha)
«@Sheps» muahahaha owned
***Quits Sheps dan@pcp03341202pcs.danbry01.ct.comcast.net (Glined(Network Abuse)
::Joins:: neomonk (~john@toronto-hse-ppp3635564.sympatico.ca)
***Quits neomonk ~john@toronto-hse-ppp3635564.sympatico.ca (Glined(You fucking idiot.)

#78679 (91)

<cmdrfunk> i have a picture around here somewhere where she looks totally hot in her silks guard uniform
<mike> flag squad?
<cmdrfunk> yah
<mike> the chicks who are too fat to make it to cheerleading
<lyfeAsaurus-REX> the bottom of the pyramid

#78690 (268)

<HOT_SAUCE> generals?
<HOT_SAUCE> yeah i have it
<HOT_SAUCE> i dunno if generals is DX9
<HOT_SAUCE> but somehow, turning up EVERYTHING to super-high detail makes my game run faster than putting it on just high/medium
<HOT_SAUCE> i think my video card is autistic
<HOT_SAUCE> like that kid from mercury rising

#78787 (-9)

<sandnig3r> i shower with a man twice my age

#78788 (486)

<joseph> man, if i could shoot lightning from my balls, well, that'd be pretty cool

#78794 (1126)

<xavas> so i was on the beach wearing my speedo's the other day
<xavas> and some chick walks by and goes "u got a roll of pennies in there?!?!?"
<xavas> so i says "yeah, want me to knock some cents into you?>

#78798 (583)

<DopefishJustin> I just downloaded "Microsoft Visual C++ 6.0 Standard Edition.exe" off WinMX and it's actually a country music MP3 :/
<DopefishJustin> -=[JustinBot]=- Now playing: [EXE] [Microsoft Visual C++ 6] [3:31]
<DopefishJustin> I should have realized when I noticed it was 5MB

#78803 (617)

#78807 (189)

<Seaf> I found someone had uploaded a video titled "REAL Muff Diving." I'll leave it at that.
<Gau> erm
<Gau> did they go off a diving board?
<Gau> or was it their wife giving birth played in reverse
* Gau giggles at that idea
* Gau groans as the metal image sets in
<Gau> BRB... Malox time.
<SkySoldier> Gau, you are a strange man.

#78812 (798)

* Bishi (~somebody@newt-news.com) has joined #zgeek-tech
<Bishi> op, op-me-do
<Bishi> you know, I'd op you
<Bishi> I'll always be true
<Bishi> so ple-e-e-ease...
<Bishi> op me do
<Bishi> </beatles>
* RickBitch sets mode: +o Bishi

#78820 (125)

<Sh0t> i'll be honest
<Sh0t> I'd fuck Calista Flockhart
<tjommi> is that possible?
<tjommi> my dick is fatter than her
<Phalanx`> you might break her
<Phalanx`> be careful there
<xylol> who cares
<Sh0t> she gained weight
<Sh0t> if you've seen her recently
<DeathVipr> after you blow your load in her, her weight doubles
<tjommi> id like to see that
<tuffguy> lol dv
<tjommi> LOL

#78831 (148)

<point> whats the dos command to format?