#77325 (118)
<Volksweasel> how odd...everyone appears to be...DEAD!!
* Volksweasel runs away screaming!
<Corin> hmm thats the way the thriller video turns out isnt it?
#77345 (157)
<HackerJoe^Away> hell, don't you guys ever read isonewz or nforce... how did you get in here?
<TheBrax> I used packetne*s (just in case it's a bad word) and xdccspy
*** mfer sets mode: +b *!*@DAABE17B37.addictz.net
*** TheBrax was kicked by mfer (*xdccspy* - word not allowd in #Datavault - 5 mins Ban.)
#77347 (441)
<enigma> was talking to this guy at uni yesterday.  he said the thing he missed most about uni was the pointless conversations we had.  i asked him if he's heard of irc.
#77379 (193)
<MB13534> does tne @ symbol next to the name mean idle?
#77384 (856)
<Xapz> war soon
<Xapz> Maybe tomorrow
<Xapz> We've pulled out ambassadors
<m0swald> http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/03/04/iraq.usa.shirt.reut/index.html
<Sh0rty> :
<Sh0rty> stupid americans :|
<Sh0rty> canada > all
<m0swald> my giant american pee pee would rip your canadian-wang-trained females apart!
<Sh0rty> :o
<m0swald> I'm american, therefore my wang is gigantic.  at least, that's what the media tells me
<m0swald> not to mention, I'm TEXAN, so it must be doubly huge
<m0swald> I assume it's true, too.  because every woman I've shown it to has giggled in terror!
<m0swald> IN TERROR
#77387 (212)
<Patrick> my mom just gave me 10 more dollars
<Patrick> i feel like saying
<Patrick> "thanks for supporting my drinking habit mom"
#77388 (623)
<an_ass733> You know what's funny?
<an_ass733> The current Slim Fast ad.
<an_ass733> The women in it say "It's so easy to lose weight with Slim Fast"
<an_ass733> And the fine print at the bottom of the screen says "Losing weight is not easy."
#77390 (394)
<StmChser> sex is like math
<StmChser> - the clothes, + the bed, / the legs, ...and pray to god you don't multiply.
#77408 (198)
<prence> Tired of Whacking Off? Have A Local Escort At Your Doorstep in a 1/2 Hour!
! prence clicks!
<obs1d1an> what you gonna do when your gramma shows up and shes the escort?
<tooms> he's gonna ask her to take her teeth out
<tooms> again
<prence> duh
<prence> if im paying im playing
#77412 (283)
<GothYena> I have a brother who breeds wolves in Alabama.
<RosenOttr> breeds them, or with them?
<|Wolf|> :D
<GothYena> I'll assume both.
#77413 (1177)
<GrndZero> "China has already cloned human embryos"
<GrndZero> Go china
<xscope> yeah..thats what China needs..more people.
#77441 (337)
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik
<Razor_EQ> like
<Razor_EQ> look at this shit
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now
<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink cocks anymore
#77443 (279)
samov : Is there a linux program that will end my depression?
boolean : samov: kill
#77444 (134)
<@WaRe-WoLf> Razor have you ever had homosapian thoughts??
<Razor> no I havent fag
<Razor> oh ya I have
<Razor> females homosapians
#77469 (38)
<mcdaza> though i still maintain that its virtual bullshit
<Robzy> virtual bullshit??? Does that mean my virtual shoe can step in it?
#77484 (156)
<feelio> I think i'll write a C application that can replace my girlfriend
#77486 (1238)
<SolidFlam> I can see the day that I type here "Ok, I'm going to watch Reloaded"
<SolidFlam> Bastard wacko will probably download it and then give us spoilers
<[wacko]> Neo dies!!
<[wacko]> Trinity has sex with Morpheus!
<[wacko]> The Oracle was fake!
<StarmanDX> Morpheus is a woman!
<[wacko]> Agent Smith is back!!
<[wacko]> Zion is hacked!
<StarmanDX> Jar Jar Binks has a cameo!
<SolidFlam> Bullet Time is lag
#77489 (612)
<Jumper_> for an optimist the glass is half full, for a pessimist it is half empty, for an engineer it's twice as big as it needs to be
<Thraddash> for a programmer it has too few interfaces?
<Jumper_> for a programmer it's a Basic Input Output System (BIOS) with a buffer overflow just waiting to happen
#77503 (42)
<M|ssKitty> olivier says my anus looks like that *
#77505 (351)
<Majin_Giru> John u there?
* Bloodshed watches Majin_Giru talk to his pants
#77509 (736)
<Jimmy> lisa, i'm having a bad day. wanna get naked on cam?
<Lisa> hahaha
<Jimmy> i hope hahaha is spanish for yes
#77549 (2243)
* unexpected joins the room!
<unexpected> oh shit gotta go
* unexpected left the game.
<Chimerasame> well that was unexpected.
#77636 (283)
<neoMesis> thats like 11 year olds having sex
<neoMesis> WTF IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?
<aux_> i dunno but i like it
#77675 (105)
<Crispy> I used to have black friends, but my dad sold them all.
#77712 (309)
<Burning> it's funny 'cause it's out of context