#76681 (180)
<greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me out yesterday
<greener> i'm a born-again virgin
#76684 (91)
<ogw-iii> but the normal windows aim client sucks balls
<Guyver3> right
<Guyver3> in that magical universe you live in
<Guyver3> amazingly in my universe, the real one, it does exactly what it needs to, IM other users
#76691 (376)
<The-Jim> women can tell when other women are on though.
<harr|away> this family has a dog, a cat, and just added a bird
<harr|away> The-Jim: yes, generally by pheromones
<crickett> i can tell when girls on their their period too
<crickett> generally by the shouts
<crickett> followed by the "i love you" 's
* crickett was kicked by harr|away (You are the weakest link. Goodbye!)
* crickett has joined #artuproar
<The-Jim> no crickett that's not why they won't have sex with you.
<Ronwe> /nod
<crickett> i fail to see why i would be kicked for that comment
<The-Jim> Harr = woman
<crickett> thanks The-Jim
<The-Jim> Crickett = man making period jokes
<crickett> i dunno why that would offend
<crickett> i mean my slave didn't say anything about my black jokes
<crickett>  ... that might be because i cut his tongue out
* crickett was kicked by harr|away (You are the weakest link. Goodbye!)
#76697 (-21)
<Etruscan> i guess i have downloaded that much
<Etruscan> maybe more
<Etruscan> in 16 days
<Etruscan> when i downloaded anime :/
<Etruscan> 200mb a night
* Etruscan sighs
<Etruscan> mmm
<Etruscan> i luv kiddy pr0n
<Etruscan> i mean
<Etruscan> anime pr0n
* Etruscan winks
#76699 (267)
<Luggage_> ban him for a day, let him know he was a dick
<Luggage_> i can't see his address, i'm using stupid ol' mirc
<SixOfFive> IRBMe you got it, or want me to?
<IRBMe> let Luggage_
<IRBMe> *!*@151.196.185.148
*** X sets mode +b *!*@151.196.185.148 for #VB
*** Luggage_ was kicked by X from #VB :Reason ((Luggage) Intentional Flooding, 2 Day "Time Out")
<IRBMe> lol
<IRBMe> gullible fool
*** Luggage_ (~Paleron@151.196.185.148)  has joined #VB
<Luggage_> nice one IRBMe
<SixOfFive> too funny hehe
<SixOfFive> Luggage_
<Luggage_> didn't even check the address
<Luggage_> if i looked, i'de have seen it was mine :)
<ThFabba> n1 @ irb
<IRBMe> I wish I could have seen Luggage_'s face though.
<Luggage_> IRBMe: it was a look of surprise and confusion, quckly followed by a look of realization and humiliation
#76705 (502)
<NeoMatriX> Two friends, /exit and /quit sitting in the garden, /exit goes away,who is still there??
#76707 (192)
chefantiuser: I'm playing that 20 questions game where the computer tries to guess what you're thinking
chefantiuser: the computer is dumb tho
ellesmelle: hahaha, aren't they though
chefantiuser: You were thinking of whiskey.
chefantiuser: Do most people use this daily? you said Sometimes, I say No
chefantiuser: YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY UNCLE ANTONIO
#76710 (163)
<Jess> What the hell?
<Jess> Winamp says "installer too small"?
<Tetsuo> didn't you know jess?  Size DOES matter
#76715 (34)
<@Lufia> i'm bored so i'm fucking my server up
<@RATT> lol
<@RATT> Use a condom
#76716 (212)
<tps^snoogans> i only yell at my penis when moms not home
#76719 (676)
@demalavor: more proof my brother is gay, he is eating popcorn out of a bowl with a spoon
#76720 (418)
<@tribljedi> can anyone recommend a registry cleaner?
<@Znarl> tribljedi : Linux
<@tribljedi> can someone who won't give me useless suggestions recommend a registry cleaner?
#76726 (458)
<@Ne[r]d> my father just walked behind me, and saw one of the buttons on the taskbar "AltaVista's Babe..." :O
<@Ne[r]d> he wanted to see it :p
<@Lizard> lol
<@Vader> lol
<@Vader> Sure, dad, translate away!
#76734 (241)
<Malefecent> I want to see Blue Man Group
<mrLang> Buy a drum set and watch the Smurfs.  Same thing.
#76736 (188)
<JeffreyAtW> Heha, just played ParaParaParadise for the first time
<JeffreyAtW> Probably my last time too. I alredy beat the hardest song with no problem at all, and I'm not that good at freestyling... nor have I ever seen anyone ever dancing ParaPara
<Sumez> I am so amazed by your extreme geekiness
<JeffreyAtW> Yes. I have danced like a Japanese schoolgirl.
#76833 (222)
<yarso> COULD NE1 HELP
<@zenhove> with what? caps lock?
#76838 (194)
<dorkmo> Hey what do you do when a cop asks you too walk on the line?
<Technofrek> uh,.... ask which one?
#76839 (682)
<cHiiZukAMi> lol, my gf knows how to play mario, thats so sexy
<cHiiZukAMi> i let her borrow my gameboy for band and she did all these secret areas i forgot about
<cHiiZukAMi> who cares if a girl cant do your laundry or stuff if she can get you to the donut secret ghost house?
#76841 (290)
<Scogeta> screw you.
<ShadowZirus> a/s/l?
#76843 (-23)
coolkid8245: ... .. .  .... ..
Jersey Eleven: What the hell?
Jersey Eleven: Trying to do morse code over the internet is like coming out of the closet
Jersey Eleven: Even if you do, you're still a fag.
#76844 (250)
<BBR-SpeZ> do you know in mexico its illegal to wash your sink on a sunday
<BBR-SpeZ> just so you know
<BBR-SpeZ> making sure you dont, ya know, go washing any sinks in mexico
<BBR-SpeZ> i know what they r like, wave $50 in your face and tempt you with a washcloth
<BBR-SpeZ> 'go on buddy you know you wanna try it, just imagine all that dirt just sliding away....'
<BBR-SpeZ> i was a 20 sinks a day man :(
#76847 (180)
<thugangel> vivaitali, i'm about 9 hours and 60 minutes away from houston, texas
#76850 (201)
<Kyle> blue cat5? heh
<xstraightedgex> MAGE
<xstraightedgex> ive got that
<xstraightedgex> and yellow
<waffle> all the cat5 I see in institutions is blue
<Ed> Yeah, I see that pretty often.
<Kyle> heh
<waffle> the high school I went to had it
<xstraightedgex> what about YELLOW
<Ed> Yellow too.
<Ed> I've seen yellow more often in crossovers, though.
<waffle> i was about to say that
<Graphic_V> My cat5 is blue.
<Graphic_V> This is the nerdiest conversation ever.
#76851 (175)
<ZS> hey i just realized
<ZS> i think my isp gives me some hosting space..
<wh0re> cool
* waffle waits for zs to try to host warez on 2mb of space
#76855 (179)
<@ShoelessJoe> fuckit, i'm about to go buy a xp upgrade
<@HyBriD-HoNdA> buying microsoft products supports terrisom