#76467 (776)
<andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van.
<WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro.
<andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.
#76488 (241)
<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA Library
<Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while.
<Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date)
<Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum
<Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you "artsy"
<Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera.
<Destruya> And then.........painting classes.
<Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you begin laughing at "Will and Grace"
#76490 (94)
<well-howdy-doo> does anyone know stuff about laptops and their connections?
<well-howdy-doo> well we have it connected to the dsl-works fine
<well-howdy-doo> but it wont connect to phoneline
<CowBot> RJ-45 connectors (ethernet) won't plug into a phone line, well-howdy-doo
<well-howdy-doo> is there a way to configure it-cowbot?
#76491 (180)
<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download a dvd emulator or something?
#76504 (275)
<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare
<goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense
<goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian
#76507 (171)
* y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has joined #England
* WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa
<+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel
<@datafreak> its a porn channel
<@datafreak> we are all naked
<@datafreak> with webcams
<+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see
#76515 (282)
* {JPM} is now known as {{{JPM}}}
<{{{JPM}}}> does this nick make me look fat?
#76541 (347)
<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :)
<Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?
#76548 (1143)
<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you!  Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons.  N Korea: We do.  Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons!  Iraq: We don't have those either!  N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now.  Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons!  Get rid of them!  Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA!  N Korea: We can nuke California all we want.
<Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares!  Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm!  Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything!  N Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas...  Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you...  *BOOM*
<doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean!"  north korea: "he CAN'T be that stupid."  saddam: apparently he is.  i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance."
#76569 (353)
* Les16F is now known as guywants3some
#76577 (198)
<lost-and-found> a firewall is just an internet condom
#76579 (12)
Schlik: i saw your mom
LckyLuciano8: where?
Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin
Schlik: and dont call us stockers
LckyLuciano8: stockers?
LckyLuciano8: or stalkers?
Schlik: hey fuck off
#76583 (39)
<Midnight> Damn... You 56k people will wait forever to download stuff.
<[56K]Dragonsbook> that's because we have the patience of rocks^^
#76586 (108)
<AddictArt> "My dad can kill you with his little finger" <- put that into modern age talk and you get....
<AddictArt> <Mako> you wanna get pingered by a dual 1.7 megabyte modem? and a OC3 line if I call my friend?
#76595 (307)
<%NuttO> Yeah, kids are stupid. I open up the back of my van and say, "Hey, kid, want to see something cool?" and they always fall for it.
#76596 (636)
<InkyGhost>Is it wrong to root for Tom Hank's character's death in "Castaway"?
<Rob> No, because its Tom Hanks.
<Rob> He starred in Mazes and Monsters, a blantant anti DnD film.
<Rob> Staring in porn is more respectable than being in that shit heap.
<Morrigan> Rob, that was before he was established. You have to take roles like that so you can get better ones.
<Rob> I don't care. Staring in porno would be more respectable than that.
<InkyGhost> You seem to have an unnatural fixation about seeing Tom Hanks in porn.
<Rob> Shut the fuck up, Ghost.
<Himi> Busted.
#76608 (91)
<sobek|afk> you know its gunna be a good day when you dont even bother putting on any clothes, just throw a dressing gown over the towel and think about getting high
#76628 (416)
<Kinsy> my gf thought i was a raging paedo friday
<Kinsy> i said i was taking photos of 15 year olds
<Aries> i wonder why shed get suspicious
<Kinsy> i forgot to tell her i was taking photos of her mates little sister who was 15 and was out on the piss
<Aries> ....
<Aries> and you were taking photos because?
<Kinsy> because we were wasted and were having fun
<Aries> with 15 year olds?
<Aries> you were drunk, having 'fun' taking photos of 15 year olds?
<Aries> how does that NOT sound wrong in your head kins?
#76639 (-50)
<RangeRXT> fucking norwegians
<RangeRXT> lord I wish the internet was +b *!*@*.no
#76642 (11)
<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you
<dragnet> oic
<dragnet> he hates you more
<phren> so?
<phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me
<dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me?
<phren> something about your general suckiness
<phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
#76653 (277)
<germonik> pot is the one truth in the universe.
<germonik> it will neverget pissed at you and not wanan hang out.
<germonik> it never freaks out.
<germonik> it never whines.
<germonik> it never argues with you over stupid shit.
<germonik> even if all my friends abandoned me, pot would still be there for me.
<germonik> pot's a member of my family.
<FDR> That's because it's dead and it lacks the ability to move.
#76676 (598)
<Joe_Fox> i'm a little n00bie short and stout, here is my nickname here is my SHOUT!!!1 when i get all flamed up hear me SHOUT!!1 ban me forever, kick me out
#76677 (85)
<Warskin> I like to paste her face on ben afflecks body,  and pretend I am marrying it
#76679 (429)
<ItBurn> when I'm drunk the other stuff dosent matter :P
<ItBurn> I could be mining coal and it would be fun :P
* Moraelyn ignores the dirty reference
<ItBurn> mmm
* NaHaliel is contemplating not ignoring it
* Belzebub forces NaHaliel to ignore it
<NaHaliel> so... mining coal, eh?..  I don't mind if you swing that way, I guess.
<ItBurn> I was saying minig coal as in THE ROCK THING
<NaHaliel> it's ok burn, we still accept you for who you are
<NaHaliel> :D
<ItBurn> in a mine, with shafts and helmets
<Belzebub> Sure Burn...we all believe you.
<NaHaliel> shafts, yeah.
<ItBurn> ack
<Belzebub> Isn&#1169;t that kinda advanced S&M?
<ItBurn> lol :P
<Moraelyn> Helmet Burn?
* ItBurn shuts up
<NaHaliel> you know, morey.  the helmets you put on your shaft when you mine for coal?
<Moraelyn> Um, we need to move on...
#76680 (242)
(@EmPleh) DO YOU KISS YOUR INTERNET GIRLFRIEND WITH THEM FINGERS?